It’s not that kind of malicious broadcast

Chapter 29 – Objectively, rogues Are Really Good

『I feel like I’m going to throw up. I feel like I’m going to lose my mind. I feel like I’m going to throw up. I feel like I’m going to lose my mind. I feel like I’m going to throw up. I feel like I’m going to lose my mind.』

Dodat, who usually hated chat spamming and had a strict policy of temporary bans, couldn’t help but sympathize now.

Unlike simple movement or hunting neutral mobs, once the real battle began, the Rogue’s movements became increasingly intense—

combined with the more active movements of Lee Yena, the up-down and side-to-side shaking of the camera delivered a pain that was far from ordinary.

The viewership, which had surged to 2,500 due to the interest of Ark’s viewers and the influx of troublemakers, had now dwindled to about 1,000.

Regardless of that, the broadcaster who had created this chaos was simply continuing to hunt 1-2 groups of neutral mobs in the underground and then ambush the expected path of the Priest’s return.

As if the state of the broadcast was of no concern.

『Sweetsbuzzler(Priest) has been defeated!』

『GetDevoured(Rogue) → Sweetsbuzzler(Priest)』

Then, upon ambushing and killing the respawned Priest before he could even reach the main force, she would momentarily nod and, in a sleepy-sounding voice, calmly ask,

《Aren’t Rogues great?》

『Is she a psychopath?』

『Priest compassion overload』

『Priest is crying…』

『Why isn’t anyone rescuing the Priest?』

『What’s their Warrior doing?』

Unfortunately, contrary to Lee Yena’s intentions, no one in the chat was talking about how great Rogues were—

– She’s nuts.

Despite the nausea-inducing camera setup, there was an irresistible charm in the first-person view (aside from the occasional glimpses of something else).

《Aren’t Rogues great?》

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『Title: Damn, GetDevoured the Ark Sniper is Broadcasting』

『LOLOLOL LOLOLOL LOLOLOL I was watching Ark’s broadcast and saw a donation notification so I checked it out』

– This has to be GetDevoured, judging by the voice

– The broadcast title is a bit weird, but she seems to have donation settings ready, so I guess she’ll be broadcasting from now on』

– Let’s go check it out

– These attention seekers who snipe always end up streaming

– If I was that good in mid, I’d broadcast too

– What’s her ID? Can you find it by searching GetDevoured?

– No, it’s “CravingWarmAmericano”

– What a long and annoying name;

『Author: ㅇㅇ』

『Title: Anyone who just watched GetDevoured’s broadcast』

『I literally gasped in amazement

That’s what a woman should be』

Not your diary ㄴ

『Author: ㅇㅇ』

『Title: Come out, whoever advertised GetDevoured’s broadcast』

『Is that what you call a broadcast?

– I watched for like 10 minutes and got seriously nauseous』

– You lasted 10 minutes, lOLOLOL LOLOLOL LOL

– ㄴ Waiting to see if she’d lower her head again

– ㄴ LOLOLOL LOLOLOL LOLOLOL LOLOLOL LOL

– Hey, I didn’t know it would keep happening either

– Why though?

– ㄴ Go check it out and see for yourself

『Author: ㅇㅇ』

『Title: Does anyone know why this guy does this?』

『(Screenshot of CravingWarmAmericano’s broadcast)

I’ve seen many people capture screens with their phones

But this is the first time I’ve seen someone broadcast like this in my life

Is she doing this on purpose or what?』

– LOLOLOL LOLOLOL LOLOLOL LOLOLOL, and she plays KoK like that?

– ㄴ Yes, and she even uses a keyboard and mouse.

– ㄴ Using keyboard and mouse means inputting commands like playing a piano.

– ㄴ Every time she hits the keyboard, her body moves slightly, making the camera shake with it. Damn, lOLOLOL LOLOLOL LOLOLOL.

– I think I’ve typed “Why is she doing this?” in chat about 100 times, but she absolutely refuses to look.

– ㄴ How can she see the chat when the broadcasting screen is stuck to her forehead? LOLOLOL LOL.

– ㄴ But if she just accessed her own broadcast on the computer, she could see the chat.

– ㄴ She stubbornly refuses to do even that.

– ㄴㄴ When we asked through donation, she said it’s a principle not to watch the broadcast while sniping.

– ㄴㄴ We’re asking her to look at her own broadcast and the chat, but what is this nonsense? Damn.

– ㄴㄴ She said there are no exceptions.

– ㄴㄴ She must be insane.

『Author: ㅇㅇ』

『Title: Let’s see who lasts longer』

– 『(Screenshot of her bowing her head)

I have to see this scene one more time, even if I die.

I’m donating and asking her to bow again.』

– Wow, did she really screenshot this? I thought I was seeing things.

– Hold on, I’m logging back in too.

– ??? Can that size even be real? Did she summon the spirits of her ancestors?

– ㄴ That’s why we’re enduring and watching this, damn it.

– ㄴ LOLOLOL LOLOLOL LOLOLOL LOLOLOL LOLOLOL LOL.

– ㄴ For real.

– What’s with the tattoos?

– ㄴ Actually, I like it.

– ㄴ Isn’t it a bit extreme to have Japanese tattoo sleeves?

– ㄴ Come on, anyone can see it’s fake arm sleeves.

– ㄴ Isn’t that even weirder? Why wear tattoo sleeves for a broadcast?

– ㄴㄴ Dude, in this broadcast, that’s the least of the problems.

『Author: ㅇㅇ』

『Title: Is she doing this on purpose?』

『When I donated asking her to bow, she waved her hand for 30 seconds straight.

The camera shook so badly, the chat exploded with curses for a lifetime.』

– Damn, was that you.

– Son of a bitch.

– Please die.

– Die painfully while throwing up.

– ㄴ No one knew it would be like this, honestly.

– ㄴ Die without anyone knowing.

『Author: ㅇㅇ』

『Title: How did she dodge the Warrior?』

『(Video clip)

– This crazy woman had her sound on speakers, so I couldn’t hear the game audio properly.

Even if she used stealth, wouldn’t you hear footsteps if she ran?

Or is the Warrior just an idiot who couldn’t hear?』

– Do you think a Master is a joke?

– ㄴ Isn’t the Warrior also a broadcaster? He should be capable.

– She probably specced into Stealth.

– ㄴ What’s that?

– ㄴ It’s a Rogue trait that silences footsteps when running.

– ㄴ Damn, that’s broken;

『Author: ㅇㅇ』

『Title: Is GetDevoured seriously a lunatic?』

『Why is she playing a stealth assassination game alone in KoK? She’s not fighting anyone, just avoiding the Warrior and Holy Knight, and sniping the PriestLOLOLOL LOL』

– For realLOLOLOL LOLOLOL LOLOLOL LOL.

– She’s heading to join the main force now.

– ㄴ Nope, she just dropped off items and is back to her antics.

– ㄴ LOLOLOL LOLOLOL LOLOLOL LOLOLOL, is she really insane?

– If I were the Priest, I’d have cursed out my family.

– ㄴㄴ She’s probably already cursing out her family in team chat for sure.

『Author: ㅇㅇ』

『Title: Rogue, you finally came to join the fight!』

『Nope, she just threw down her boots and left in 3 seconds.

– The Mage who was positioned forward to engage is crying.』

– Ark is crying…

『Author: ㅇㅇ』

『Title: Aren’t Rogues great?』

『Rogues… great, right?』

– Stop spamming.

– ㄴ Aren’t Rogues great?

『Author: ㅇㅇ』

『Title: Whoever GetDevoured is, go make a separate forum for your diary』

『Damn, how many posts are there about this minor broadcaster?』

– If you don’t watch GetDevoured’s broadcast, why are you even here?

– (link)

– There is no such thing as a bad large-breasted tattooed woman

『Author: ArckBaragi』

『Title: ??? How did they win this?』

『How did they win that last team fight?

Even Ark said it was a loss due to mistakes.』

The enemy Warrior and Holy Knight split to save the Priest.

ㄴ Three went to dive Ark, and two tried to save the Priest.

ㄴ Classic low-tier chaos in team fights.

ㄴ GetDevoured is really damn good at the game.

ㄴㄴ Okay, but why is her broadcast so damn annoying then?

『Author: ㅇㅇ』

『Title: They lost this, idiots』

『They don’t have a Priest either.

If they had just ignored the Rogue and pushed with power, they could have taken mid and ended it already.』

– The Rogue keeps appearing on the minimap from behind.

– ㄴ So what, just ignore her.

– ㄴ Are you stupid; even if Rogues are trash, getting sneak-attacked by a mage or archer from behind will kill you.

『Author: GetDevoured Devoured』

『Title: GetDevoured Wins! GetDevoured Wins! GetDevoured Wins! GetDevoured Wins! GetDevoured Wins!』

『Our noona won her debut broadcast match~

– Come congratulate her (link)』

– Debut broadcast match (sniping)

– Does this even qualify as a “broadcast”?

– How did she really win?

『Author: GetDevoured Devoured』

『Title: ???: Aren’t Rogues great?』

『Yes… Heuing…

I love noona who plays Rogue…

I want to play Rogue with noona…』

– Snap out of it, man.

『Author: ㅇㅇ』

『But isn’t she damn good?』

『Eliminating the Priest and disrupting the backline makes her worth about 2.5 people.

Honestly, the first 3 minutes in the main 5:5 were about to be smoothly crushed.

It looks like the Rogue alone changed the game dynamics.

Why is she playing Rogue anyway?』

– The Priest is the idiot.

– Even Dodat didn’t play like this.

– Imagine if she used that skill to disrupt the backline as a Warrior. Please think.

– ㄴ It would’ve been a 10-minute surrender, for real.

– It’s just a typical low-tier Rogue dominating in Master rank.

『Author: ㅇㅇ』

『Title: Objectively, rogues are really good』

『If there was a Warrior or Archer in place of the Rogue, there’s no way they would’ve won.

Even with bad luck on the chest, the Rogue’s performance ensures no unexpected variables.

Winning without a single proper frontal fight shows you don’t need physical skills.

From now on, I’ll never complain if a Rogue shows up.

Come to think of it, wouldn’t it have been better if the Holy Knight had gone underground with the Rogue from the start?』

– ???

– GetDevoured-nim?

– ㄴ Writing this kind of post while streaming, lOLOLOL LOLOLOL LOL

– ㄴ Why log out if you’re going to write it while streaming, lOLOLOL LOLOLOL

– ㄴ Seriously crazy, lOLOLOL

– Your broadcast has 800 viewers right now, lOLOLOL LOLOLOL LOLOLOL

– Why is she like this, for real?

– Post a chest pic before you leave or something.

TL’s Corner:

The comments are funny to read. And also, there are still pervs.