Amon, The lowest tier disciple in the Insanity Sect

Alright, so I've got my rusty spoon, my broom, and my undying determination (that's what I'm calling my inability to give up). Time to kick things into high gear!

I start brainstorming my master plan. What do I need? More power. How do I get that? Um... I'm not entirely sure yet.

So, naturally, I go to the kitchen. I'm hungry. Power doesn't come on an empty stomach, right? I'm sitting there, eating a bowl of rice that I somehow didn't burn, when I have an epiphany.

Why work hard when you can just… exploit the system?

I decide I'm going to find a teacher who'll do all the hard work for me. Genius idea, right? But it has to be a teacher who doesn't mind that I'm basically just a walking disaster.

I ask around, but every time I approach someone, they either laugh or point at the nearest broom and go, "Here, this is your teacher."

sigh

Maybe I'll just keep sweeping. But with style.

One day, I'll be the greatest broom-wielder this sect has ever seen.