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Chapter 6: Universal formula? No I really can answer the question



Lin Bei: "…"

This time, it was his turn to be stunned.

The abrupt punctuation of his classical Chinese answer just now was purely an instinctive reaction after his intelligence improved.

In fact, he didn't know whether the answer was correct until the head teacher confirmed it, then he realized that the answer was correct.

But that's not the point.

The key point is that the head teacher actually gave him another question.

Isn't this too much of a compliment to him?

He doesn't seem to be very good at the rhetorical analysis questions?

After all, in the past, he would sleep billions of times, read billions of novels, play billions of games, and never listen to the lectures...

Eh???

No, he seems to know the answer to this question.

"The answer is: A."

Lin Bei answered again almost subconsciously, as if he didn't even need to think, and his speed was extremely fast.

Wow!

As soon as these words came out, the whole audience was shocked again.

"Fuck, how can you answer so quickly?

"Let's not talk about whether the answer is correct or not. Just based on Lin Bei's courage in answering the question, this is not the Lin Bei I am familiar with!"

"That's right, did Lin Bei change people?"

"Did he suddenly have an epiphany? Or was he just pretending to be weak in the past, hoping to play the pig and eat the tiger?"

There is no doubt that Lin Bei's answer surprised everyone present, as if it refreshed their understanding.

certainly.

Then came doubts.

"I guess his answer must be wrong. After all, this question is difficult. Even I don't know which one to choose."

"He said the answer is A, and I said it's C. A building a hundred feet high, and you can pick the stars with your hands. How can that not be domineering?"

"Yes, I agree with C."

"Raise claw +2."

"Raise your claws +10086..."

Many people disagreed with Lin Bei's answer.

It's not that they have any big opinions about Lin Bei, but their inherent cognition proves that Lin Bei can't do the questions.

Of course, they don't know the answer to this question either.

After all, rhetorical analysis is much more difficult than filling in the blanks in poetry.

The latter only requires rote memorization.

But the former requires familiarity with the various differences between metaphor and simile, metonymy and metonymy, parallelism and contrast, parallelism and antithesis, rhetorical question and interrogative question, etc.

But in the next second, everyone's defense was broken.

Just because...

The class teacher on the stage glared at the doubter and said unhappily, "That's enough. Lin Bei is right."

"What? Lin Bei is right again?"

"No way? You can do this?"

"Could it be a guess?"

"If any top student could do it, I would believe it, but if Lin Bei could do it, I absolutely don't believe it!"

"Could Guo Laosi beat the God of Left-Handed Flying Man Joe at his peak on the basketball court?"

"Can Zhang Yida win the lawsuit against Mr. Luo?"

"Can Sister Lin uproot a weeping willow tree?"

"Ferrari didn't run over a baby carriage?"

"In short, it can be summed up in two words: outrageous!"

"If Lin Bei wasn't guessing, then it would be outrageous to open the door. It's outrageous to the extreme!"

Many people in the class were shocked.

The most exaggerated ones were Zhang San, Li Si, Wang Teng and Zhao Dali, who all stuffed their hands into their mouths in surprise.

Obviously.

No one believed that Lin Bei solved the problem based on his real ability.

In this regard, Yang Juntian, the Chinese representative in the class, gave the most perfect explanation: "Lin Bei must have guessed blindly. According to the universal formula, out of three short and one long, choose the longest one, right?"

When saying this.

He glanced at Lin Bei with hostility.

It's not that he has any grudge against Lin Bei.

But this is Chinese class, the subject he is best at, so he can serve as the Chinese class representative.

Usually during this class, he is the favorite in the teacher's eyes and the most eye-catching kid in the class.

But today, Lin Bei suddenly rose up and seemed to be stealing his limelight, so he was not very happy.

"Nima!"

"You're so handsome, but you still come to steal my Chinese language teaching job. How the hell am I supposed to live like this?"

"Huh? Wait!"

"Speaking of handsome, why does Lin Bei seem to be even more handsome?"

"Although he was the most handsome boy in the school before, he was not the only one. There were also people in the school who could compare with him."

"But now..."

"He is not only handsome and elegant, but also exudes a carefree and unrestrained temperament."

"It's like a god descending to earth, a banished immortal coming to earth?"

"Or is it that the man on the street is as beautiful as jade, and the young master is unparalleled in the world?"

"There's no other word to describe it except 'digging grass'! It's so handsome that it's unjust!"

"Wouldn't this instantly kill off all the top male stars in the entertainment industry and make countless girls fall in love with him?"

"Digging the grass, I am drawing my sword, digging the grass, I am fighting the monsters, digging the grass, I am bleeding..."

"Heaven and earth."

"This is simply leaving no way for people to survive!"

At this moment, Yang Juntian was really frightened, and he almost put his hands in his mouth and jumped three feet high and started talking nonsense.

Lin Bei is really too handsome, and his charm has increased many times. It makes people jealous to the point of crying.

Just because of Lin Bei's handsome face.

He was sure that even if the other party was a good-for-nothing idiot, he would be able to win the whole world without any effort.

at the same time.

Other people around seemed to have discovered this problem as well.

Although Lin Bei was handsome in the past.

But it's not so bad that people can't take their eyes off it.

But now, everyone who saw Lin Bei's good looks was screaming in their hearts and couldn't help but want to jump up.

Even Mrs. Mo, the head teacher on the podium, stared at Lin Bei blankly, and was stunned for a while.

"What's going on?"

"Why did Lin Bei suddenly become so much more handsome?"

"Could it be…"

"Can this kind of study make people more handsome?"

"Or maybe he was too low-key in the past and didn't pay much attention, so he didn't realize he was so handsome?"

Don't blame the teacher for being so uneasy. It's really because Lin Bei's appearance is too amazing that no one can stay calm.

The awkwardness was not broken until Lin Bei spoke.

I saw...

"Oh, this time I really wasn't just guessing, I really wasn't referring to the universal formula, but I really know how to do this question."

Lin Bei curled his lips and chuckled, his eyes swept across the surroundings and said: "The example sentence in the question contains the four words [caressing culture]."

"Culture itself is an abstract concept, without a shape. Now that you can touch it, it means it has become tangible."

"This is to make the invisible visible, which belongs to the personification rhetoric in the metaphor, and is also the focus of this question."

"Option B is obviously a comparison. Option C is so high that it can reach the stars, which is an exaggeration."

"As for option D."

"The cage represents the officialdom, a typical metaphor."

"Only option A."

"There is no way to get rid of this emotion. It just left my brows and came back to my heart. This shows that you can see it."

"Emotions themselves are invisible. You said they have reached your eyebrows. Doesn't that make them tangible?"

"To make the invisible visible is also skeuomorphism."

"So the answer is option A, without a doubt."

"…"

Lin Bei's words were sonorous and powerful.

As his clear voice sounded, the surroundings suddenly became quiet, and the way everyone looked at him changed completely.


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