LIGHTNOVELWORLD Big Zhi and Kobe's Lakers Dynasty
Chapter 81 Buying a Donkey for $800
Chapter 81 Buying a Donkey for $800
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar: "Charles Barkley is such a big mouther. He also promised that if Wang Dazhi can score [-] points in a single game, he will kiss the ass of a donkey."
A consultant like Kareem Abdul-Jabbar is so at ease that he can even sit courtside during Lakers games to make some extra money.
Of course he had to talk about Charles Barkley bullying his apprentice.
Charles Barkley uttered wild words in an interview with TNT before. He said that Wang Dazhi is not an NBA player at all. If Wang Dazhi can score 20 points in a game, then he will kiss the ass of a donkey!
Wilt Chamberlain: "This kid was really born in a good time. If Charles Barkley dared to be so arrogant when I was playing, I would make him regret being an inside player.
Why did he kiss the ass of the donkey?Don't women like him? "
Wilt Chamberlain's focus was always on words like ass and woman.
Magician Johnson: "I think Wang Dazhi is quite attractive to women. The rumored girlfriend Kournikova is sitting on the sidelines, but he doesn't look at him. This kid has chatted with the white swan Khorkina!"
Speaking of this, Magic Johnson is somewhat envious and jealous. He has been carrying the virus all his life and can no longer let himself go.
Wilt Chamberlain: "This kid has a pretty good eye. I've only known seventy or eighty girls who are prettier than these two girls in my life."
[-] to [-] out of [-], this is already the highest evaluation Wilt Chamberlain can give.
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar: "I hope Wang Dazhi can maintain the Lakers' tradition of not delaying playing on dates, otherwise I will never spare him. I often sacrifice my rest time for special training for him."
Abdul-Jabbar knows that there is only one Chamberlain, after all, not everyone has a steel kidney.
Wang Dazhi's current popularity is very subtle. He is obviously a substitute rookie who only plays about 10 minutes, but he is always hotly discussed.
Because Elden Campbell decided to truce before the start of the game, Delma Harris could only make some adjustments to the original tactics.
Delmar Harris: "Olajuwon is still unable to play today, and our side Gary also decided to let Eldon truce.
So the key to our victory is to limit Charles Barkley. Wang will be our starting power forward. Shaq, you can judge whether you want to double-team Charles Barkley.
Recently, Drexler is in very good condition. Kobe, you have to be prepared to face difficulties. You defended him very well in the last game, but there were indeed some problems with his personal condition that day. You must be serious today. treat. "
After saying this, Wang Dazhi, like the other four starters, took off his long clothes and trousers and walked onto the field.
The Lakers started Shaquille O'Neal, Wang Dazhi, Eddie Jones, Kobe Bryant and Nick Van Exel.
Houston Rockets starting center, Kevin Willis, power forward Charles Barkley, small forward Mario Elie, shooting guard Clyde Drexler, point guard Derek Fisher.
While standing for the jump ball, Wang Dazhi chatted with Charles Barkley again.
Wang Dazhi: "Charles, did you consider the donkey's feelings when you said those words to the reporter?
If the donkey chooses to go on a hunger strike to commit suicide after being molested by you, I guess animal protection organizations will find you! "
Wang Dazhi looked at Charles Barkley with a beaming smile.
Charles Barkley: "It's impossible to score 20 points in the men's league with your weak body.
Donkeys can only exist in your beautiful illusions, and this creature will not have any intersection with me. "
Charles Barkley was still very calm at this time.
Wang Dazhi: "I'll tell you a secret, I bought a donkey out of my own pocket, and this donkey is now chained in the underground parking lot of Staples.
It's temporarily sitting in my car space eating grass, you know this kind of animal always pulls while eating, and the taste of donkey's butt may not be very good. "
Wang Dazhi did spend $800 to buy a donkey. After being humiliated by Charles Barkley, Wang Dazhi had to fight back forcefully. The $800 was also a spur to himself.
Amidst the cheers of the Staples fans, the referee blew the whistle to start the game.
Shaquille O'Neal won the jump ball easily, and the Los Angeles Lakers also used the same opening line in the first offense, the Sharks played low singles!
Without Hakeem Olajuwon, the Houston Rockets surprisingly did not choose to double-team.
Kevin Willis, who was [-] meters tall, defended alone, Shaquille O'Neal dribbled the ball twice and easily squeezed into the inside lane. His signature turn was a dunk, and the referee whistled!
Shaquille O'Neal showed his exaggerated biceps to the camera, and when he was walking to the free throw line, he realized that the referee called him an offensive foul!
Shaquille O'Neal: "My dear referee, how can this be an offensive foul?"
Shaquille O'Neill held his head and asked the referee innocently.
Referee: "You turned your elbow when you turned around, and you hit the Rockets center in the face!"
The referee clamored to explain to Shaq.
Kevin Willis, who was lying on the ground covering his face, looked at the referee through his fingers, showing an imperceptible sly smile.
Shaquille O'Neal's offensive elbow problem has been with him throughout his career. If the referee's standards are too strict, or the opponent's acting skills are superb, the Shaquille O'Neal can always suffer from this problem.
However, this kind of action also has risks and benefits. Such a powerful turn will always make some less courageous centers shy away.
The boos all over the sky can't change the referee's penalty, and the Lakers can only invest in defense.
The Houston Rockets handed the ball to Charles Barkley after several passes, but today Charles Barkley's position is a bit strange. He didn't ask for it in the low post, but came to the right to hold the ball outside the 45-degree three-point line .
Charles Barkley made a tentative step, Wang Dazhi lowered the center to guard against his breakthrough, but Charles Barkley confidently shot a three-pointer when Wang Dazhi let him take two steps.
Hollow into the net!The hardest body shows the softest touch!
Charles Barkley played at a very high level in the absence of Hakeem Olajuwon, and he has regained his sense of being the boss. In the last five games, he has scored 41% in each game. 2.1 three-pointers hit [-] three-pointers!
Charles Barkley showed excellent touch on the first shot in the opening game!
While backing away, Charles Barkley spread his hands at Wang Dazhi, showing a very disdainful expression.
(End of this chapter)
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar: "Charles Barkley is such a big mouther. He also promised that if Wang Dazhi can score [-] points in a single game, he will kiss the ass of a donkey."
A consultant like Kareem Abdul-Jabbar is so at ease that he can even sit courtside during Lakers games to make some extra money.
Of course he had to talk about Charles Barkley bullying his apprentice.
Charles Barkley uttered wild words in an interview with TNT before. He said that Wang Dazhi is not an NBA player at all. If Wang Dazhi can score 20 points in a game, then he will kiss the ass of a donkey!
Wilt Chamberlain: "This kid was really born in a good time. If Charles Barkley dared to be so arrogant when I was playing, I would make him regret being an inside player.
Why did he kiss the ass of the donkey?Don't women like him? "
Wilt Chamberlain's focus was always on words like ass and woman.
Magician Johnson: "I think Wang Dazhi is quite attractive to women. The rumored girlfriend Kournikova is sitting on the sidelines, but he doesn't look at him. This kid has chatted with the white swan Khorkina!"
Speaking of this, Magic Johnson is somewhat envious and jealous. He has been carrying the virus all his life and can no longer let himself go.
Wilt Chamberlain: "This kid has a pretty good eye. I've only known seventy or eighty girls who are prettier than these two girls in my life."
[-] to [-] out of [-], this is already the highest evaluation Wilt Chamberlain can give.
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar: "I hope Wang Dazhi can maintain the Lakers' tradition of not delaying playing on dates, otherwise I will never spare him. I often sacrifice my rest time for special training for him."
Abdul-Jabbar knows that there is only one Chamberlain, after all, not everyone has a steel kidney.
Wang Dazhi's current popularity is very subtle. He is obviously a substitute rookie who only plays about 10 minutes, but he is always hotly discussed.
Because Elden Campbell decided to truce before the start of the game, Delma Harris could only make some adjustments to the original tactics.
Delmar Harris: "Olajuwon is still unable to play today, and our side Gary also decided to let Eldon truce.
So the key to our victory is to limit Charles Barkley. Wang will be our starting power forward. Shaq, you can judge whether you want to double-team Charles Barkley.
Recently, Drexler is in very good condition. Kobe, you have to be prepared to face difficulties. You defended him very well in the last game, but there were indeed some problems with his personal condition that day. You must be serious today. treat. "
After saying this, Wang Dazhi, like the other four starters, took off his long clothes and trousers and walked onto the field.
The Lakers started Shaquille O'Neal, Wang Dazhi, Eddie Jones, Kobe Bryant and Nick Van Exel.
Houston Rockets starting center, Kevin Willis, power forward Charles Barkley, small forward Mario Elie, shooting guard Clyde Drexler, point guard Derek Fisher.
While standing for the jump ball, Wang Dazhi chatted with Charles Barkley again.
Wang Dazhi: "Charles, did you consider the donkey's feelings when you said those words to the reporter?
If the donkey chooses to go on a hunger strike to commit suicide after being molested by you, I guess animal protection organizations will find you! "
Wang Dazhi looked at Charles Barkley with a beaming smile.
Charles Barkley: "It's impossible to score 20 points in the men's league with your weak body.
Donkeys can only exist in your beautiful illusions, and this creature will not have any intersection with me. "
Charles Barkley was still very calm at this time.
Wang Dazhi: "I'll tell you a secret, I bought a donkey out of my own pocket, and this donkey is now chained in the underground parking lot of Staples.
It's temporarily sitting in my car space eating grass, you know this kind of animal always pulls while eating, and the taste of donkey's butt may not be very good. "
Wang Dazhi did spend $800 to buy a donkey. After being humiliated by Charles Barkley, Wang Dazhi had to fight back forcefully. The $800 was also a spur to himself.
Amidst the cheers of the Staples fans, the referee blew the whistle to start the game.
Shaquille O'Neal won the jump ball easily, and the Los Angeles Lakers also used the same opening line in the first offense, the Sharks played low singles!
Without Hakeem Olajuwon, the Houston Rockets surprisingly did not choose to double-team.
Kevin Willis, who was [-] meters tall, defended alone, Shaquille O'Neal dribbled the ball twice and easily squeezed into the inside lane. His signature turn was a dunk, and the referee whistled!
Shaquille O'Neal showed his exaggerated biceps to the camera, and when he was walking to the free throw line, he realized that the referee called him an offensive foul!
Shaquille O'Neal: "My dear referee, how can this be an offensive foul?"
Shaquille O'Neill held his head and asked the referee innocently.
Referee: "You turned your elbow when you turned around, and you hit the Rockets center in the face!"
The referee clamored to explain to Shaq.
Kevin Willis, who was lying on the ground covering his face, looked at the referee through his fingers, showing an imperceptible sly smile.
Shaquille O'Neal's offensive elbow problem has been with him throughout his career. If the referee's standards are too strict, or the opponent's acting skills are superb, the Shaquille O'Neal can always suffer from this problem.
However, this kind of action also has risks and benefits. Such a powerful turn will always make some less courageous centers shy away.
The boos all over the sky can't change the referee's penalty, and the Lakers can only invest in defense.
The Houston Rockets handed the ball to Charles Barkley after several passes, but today Charles Barkley's position is a bit strange. He didn't ask for it in the low post, but came to the right to hold the ball outside the 45-degree three-point line .
Charles Barkley made a tentative step, Wang Dazhi lowered the center to guard against his breakthrough, but Charles Barkley confidently shot a three-pointer when Wang Dazhi let him take two steps.
Hollow into the net!The hardest body shows the softest touch!
Charles Barkley played at a very high level in the absence of Hakeem Olajuwon, and he has regained his sense of being the boss. In the last five games, he has scored 41% in each game. 2.1 three-pointers hit [-] three-pointers!
Charles Barkley showed excellent touch on the first shot in the opening game!
While backing away, Charles Barkley spread his hands at Wang Dazhi, showing a very disdainful expression.
(End of this chapter)
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