Celestial X Grimoire (DXD Celestial Grimoire)

The two of us had left the house and started to walk over to Kuoh Academy, and I couldn't help but smile at the pep in my sister's step.

It seemed that after the initial panic, Tomoko was honestly pretty damn happy about the whole 'being pregnant' thing, not that I wasn't happy about it either.

…It might be a little soon, but I was going to raise that kid of mine, no matter what.

Mostly because I feared what Tomoko alone would turn them into, but also because I wanted to be in my child's life as their dad.

As we were walking though, I felt yet another sudden influx of knowledge make itself known in my mind- wow this was happening a lot more than I was originally used to.

The Hypnotism that I learned yesterday… well my skill in it had grown by leaps and bounds, now it would apparently work on people who were capable of using magic. Though they could possibly break out of that hypnotism.

Not only that, but I could also hypnotize myself… completely changing my own mental state into something else, or alternatvely I could also use it to help me get out of bed in the mornings.

I might also be able to implant some mental triggers in myself or something like that. It would need some looking into, but the second ability you gained was a lot more… bullshit, and yet also incredibly useful.

It was quite simply put, Memory Manipulation. Now, while Hypnotism itself did have some semblance of memory manipulation as a part of it, where hypnotism only had a couple of techniques for the subject, this newfound ability for it was hyper focused and specialized on the manipulation of memories.

With it, I would be able to completely manipulate the memories of a person, not just replacing the memories of one event with another in a 'quick fix' of revealing the supernatural world.

No, with my new proficiency in memory manipulation, I would theoretically be able to peel away the identity of a person layer by layer, and build a new one on top of that… this was an utterly terrifying ability that I just happened upon.

Tomoko must never know about this. I just knew that if she found out, nothing would be safe. Nothing would be sacred.

"Nii-chan? Are you alright?" My sister's voice interrupted my thoughts, causing me to turn and look at her.

"Hm? Yeah, I'm alright. Just… thinking." I said, causing her to blush lightly as she cupped her stomach with a loving smile on her face.

"…I know, nii-chan. It's still kind of scary for me too, but I- I think that we've done something beautiful here." She said, giving me a hopeful grin, one which I quickly returned.

"Of course Tomoko-chan, but we're going to need to buy quite a few things… where do you think we could get our hands on some parenting books?" I asked, causing her to give me a slight shrug.

With that, the two of us continued to walk in a pleasant silence as the gates of Kuoh Academy became visible just up ahead.

Walking up to the school gates, I saw that Shitori-san was standing in front of the school, occasionally making small talk with the other students who would walk past her into the school grounds- the ones who had the confidence to actually talk to the student council president, that is.

She seemed to be looking specifically for somebody, if the way that her eyes would look over the mass of students in search for something or someone meant anything.

Now, I wasn't all that arrogant of a person… but I was pretty sure that she was looking for me, this was mostly because I was her friend. And the whole 'discovering that she was a magical girl' thing.

"Hey, Tomoko. You go on ahead, I think I need to talk to Shitori-san about something." I said with a small smile, causing my sister to look up at me.

"…Are you sure? I mean, she's kind of scary, and mean, and crabby." Tomoko said as she looked over to the student council president, before an enlightened look entered her eyes as she let out a lewd little giggle, "Oh. Oh, maybe you just need to give her a good fucking?"

…Really? Really, Tomoko? Why would you say that? Why would you say that where everyone could hear!?

Looking around me, I thankfully saw that nobody was giving either of us any odd looks, so they must not have heard what she said. Or they were already used to her antics.

"…Just- just go on ahead, Tomoko." I eventually said, my face held within the palm of my hand as she scampered away like the little gremlin that she was.

"Bye nii-chan! Have fun!" She exclaimed with a laugh as she walked through the gate.

I let out a small sigh, as Shitori-san's eyes locked onto my form, and she started to march over to me, thankfully she didn't look angry… but she had a small blush on her face.

"Ah, hello there Hyoudou-san." She said as I gave her a friendly smile, which only caused her blush to intensify.

"Shitori-san, how are you doing?" I asked, before noticing a couple of girls stopping and whispering to each other out of the corner of my eye.

"Is that Shitori-senpai with… Hyoudou-san?"

"Oh, do you think they're dating?"

"I don't think so. Do you think that Shitori-senpai's asking him out? Or the other way around?"

"Kyaa! It doesn't matter who's asking! That's so romantic!"

From the twitch in Shitori-san's right eye, I was pretty sure that she could also hear what they were saying, so when she grabbed me by the wrist, I certainly wasn't surprised.

"Come with me." She said, her voice stern as she dragged me into the school.

Of course, this had… unintended effects, as more people started to talk.

"Kyaa! Do you think they're going to make out?"

"Ah, how romantic!"

"You go, Prez! Get your man!"

…That last one seemed to be the breaking point for Shitori-san's patience as she whirled around and glared at everyone staring at the two of us.

"GET TO CLASS!" Shitori-san practically roared, which was rather uncharacteristic of her… but it had the intended effect of metaphorically lighting a fire under the cooing girls, as they quickly sprinted inside.

This thankfully meant that the two of us were all alone, as she lightly pressed her body against my own before noticing what she was doing and quickly moving back.

"So, what did you want to speak to me about? I mean, I wouldn't mind a date if that's what you want?" I asked, causing her to blush. Huh, she was honestly pretty cute when she was blushing.

"N-no, that's not- listen, I heard that you've been in contact with… Gremory-san." She said haltingly, causing me to nod along.

"Uhh yeah, yeah I have- right, uh… forget what I said the other day about the faculty being Devils, I think I was wrong there. It's actually Gremory-san, I don't know how many other Devils she has on the roster, but well… I don't think they're all bad." I said, giving her a slight grin as the student council president just gave me a single nod in agreement.

"Yes, I've been in, uh contact with them before. Hence my confusion as to why you were telling me that the faculty were Devils. But that doesn't matter, I wanted to ask you something." She said, giving me a rather serious look as she puffed up her chest.

"Well then, ask away." I responded with a slight shrug.

"I've been informed that you're capable of enchanting objects, do you think that you'd be amenable to making a deal?" She asked me, as hummed lightly in thought.

"That honestly depends on the deal, I've already made a contract with Gremory-san for some things, so I'll be pretty busy with those… but I can see if I can slot you in, what do you need?" I asked, before smiling at the sight of the girl pulling out an honest to god contract.

I watched as she unfurled the contract, and passed it along to me. Reading through it, I found that she was asking for… two sets of objects enchanted with Thought Acceleration along with two objects a piece enchanted with Divination and Clairvoyance, along with one object with Zap and my Disguise Spell.

And in return for these items, I would be getting- wow that was a lot of zeroes…

"Hey uh, did you make a typo or something here?" I asked, as I pointed at the 'price' part of the contract.

"Let me see that? No, no that's correct. In exchange for each item granted to myself, you will gain ¥1,000,000." Shitori-san said with a smile as she passed it back to me.

With the contract back in my hands, I made sure to read it more thoroughly, because… a million yen per item? Just for an enchanted item? Yeah, no matter how much I liked her that was way too suspicious.

So I carefully read through each word of the contract, looking for any traps, loopholes, or vague wording that could be used to screw me over. But thankfully I didn't find anything like that- at least not on a first reading.

"I think this is good. I, uh I don't have a pen on me though, could we go inside to sign it?" I asked, causing the student council president to give me a smile and a nod.

"Of course, Hyoudou-san. I would be happy to help you." She told me as the two of us headed into the school… and instead of going to class, we made our way straight to the student council room.

She then had me sit in one of the chairs, as I idly noticed a chessboard over to the side- before she passed a pen to me.

"Let me just read through this again- can never be too careful after all." I said with a small grin as I sat at the desk and went through the terms of the contract yet again.

"Of course, Hyoudou-san." She said with a perfectly pleasant smile as she sat across from me, watching as I perused the contract.

It's not like I didn't trust Shitori-san, I just knew that this would be the perfect opportunity to sneak something in, and I didn't know if she'd have the ability to resist that sort of temptation.

The two of s may have been friends, but I didn't know her on a deep and personal level. At least not yet.

Now that I was reading it a second time in a well lit classroom, my knowledge of formalcraft started to kick in, and it was being pretty damn handy here, as it was a magecraft all about contracts, rituals, and things like that. And wow there were quite a few loopholes that I could now see.

But these weren't loopholes that were intentionally put there, no they were loopholes that must have been purely accidental, because I didn't think that Shitori-san would have intentionally added one.

"There are quite a few loopholes here, Shitori-san. I mean, just reading through this, there's nothing written here that says that I have to give you my enchanted items in a timely manner. And in addition, there's nothing that says I cannot steal them back from you-" I said with a small grin, before getting interrupted by Shitori-san's little gasp of shock, "Not that I would do so, but I'm just pointing things out here… huh now that I think about it, the wording of this part here is rather vague 'In exchange for each item granted to Souna Shitori, Ryuuji Hyoudou will gain ¥1,000,000'. There's no mention of it being a specifically enchanted item, if I sign this… I could feasibly just give you a pen and be a million yen richer. And if this was enforced via magic, then it would be completely fine as it adheres to the terms we agreed to."

"Hmm, yes. I, I do think that those are some rather egregious flaws, would you mind if I…" She asked with a very slight flush to her cheeks, gesturing to the contract.

"Oh of course." I said with a nod, as she grabbed the contract and started to read over it, "Haha… if I'd signed that, you would've owed me a million yen."

She furrowed her brow as she reread the details of the contract again and again, likely looking for more loopholes that could be exploited.

I watched as she crossed several parts of the contract out before rewriting them- before she crossed that out again and rewrote it yet again.

"Also, I do have to ask…" I said, interrupting her concentration as she looked up at me, "Why not make this enforceable via a geas? That way neither of us can renege on the deal."

"That- that would be a good idea, yes." She said, as she poured her magic into the contract, and I watched as it glowed an azure blue for a moment before returning to normal.

Hmm, how curious. My formalcraft knowledge gave me some information on geas contracts and the like, yet this magic of Shitori-san's was different… being able to make it a geassed contract with essentially a wave of her hand would be next to impossible for a Magus.

"Are you done?" I asked, causing her to give me a nod as I read through the contract yet again.

I wasn't stupid enough to give the contract to Shitori-san, telling her about the loopholes… and not expecting her to add something else to it.

But reading through it all, I didn't find any sort of entrapment clause or the like within it.

The main changes were things like… adding a time-based clause of two months, which if I was unable to uphold my end of the deal, I could ask for an extension of up to six months. But after that, if I haven't completed my side of the contract it would be considered null and void.

Then there was the part where it specifically mentioned 'Items enchanted by Ryuuji Hyoudou.' instead of just being 'items', and how 'Ryuui cannot directly or indirectly purposefully steal the items granted to Souna Shitori.'.

I also decided to include my own addendum to it with her permission, and that was how the contract worked per item, this way neither could force the other into working on either side of the contract.

After around twenty minutes of back and forth, the two of us had a feasible contract in the works.

"Alright then, Shitori-san, I'll sign and adhere to the terms of this contract." I said with a smile as I signed my name, causing it to glow with a bright yet malevolent aura before my name returned to looking like completely normal ink.

With the contract complete, I stood up and shook Shitroi-san's hand, wrapping my larger hand around her smaller, softer one.

"It was a pleasure doing business with you Hyoudou-san." She said with a small yet genuine smile.

"Now, say… I've noticed the chessboard there, would you like to play a game? As a sort of celebration of completing this contract?" I asked as I gestured over to the chessboard.

There was an excited gleam in her eyes as she nodded, grabbing the chessboard and opening it on top of the desk.

"I'll have you know, I'm rather accomplished when it comes to the game of chess. So please don't feel too bad once I crush you underneath my foot." Shitori-san said with a surprisingly aggressive yet competitive look, as she set up either side of the board.

"Oh, I'd love to be under your feet Shitori-san." I said pleasantly, causing her to pause and blush brightly.

"I- you, no…" She stuttered before trying to bring her attention back to the board, though from the way that she was fidgeting in her seat, I was fairly sure that I'd managed to suitably distract her.

"Hmm, oh! Yes, I do believe that I managed to meet your mother last night, she was… strangely aggressive." I said, causing her to quirk an eyebrow, mouthing the word 'Mother' in confusion, "Yes. I was walking past an alleyway when I was accosted by a woman who bore a striking resemblance to you wearing a magical girl outfit."

The way that her eyebrow twitched at that, and the sudden flush of mortification that made itself to her face informed me that she did in fact know who that was.

"…Nee-chan, what did you do?" She asked mostly to herself.

"Ah, it was your sister then? Sorry about the confusion- anyway, she wrapped her hand around my mouth, covering it in ice before interrogating me about what I was doing with her 'Precious little So-tan', she then created a long and jagged icicle and threatened to shove it up my rear end if I lied before surrounding me with lances made of ice. It was a rather… frightening situation." I said, her look of mortification growing further and further.

"Hyo- no, Ryuuji-san, I am so sorry for my sister's... antics." Shitori-san said, a small look of annoyance appearing on her face… and yet, I could feel the sheer unadulterated level of annoyance that she was feeling.

That was- that was weird, since when could I feel emotions?… Feeling an influx of knowledge, I got your answer. Apparently since now, I guess.

Psychic Abilities - Telepathy (One Dot) - World of Darkness: Sorcerer - Control (100 CP)

"In the World of Darkness, psychic abilities and mythic sorcery are, at first glance, completely different. However, both manipulate the same powers, albeit in very different ways, and are both considered forms of linear magic. While a sorcerer utilizes numerous tools and ceremonies to harness supernatural powers, a psychic makes do with lots, and lots, of willpower. Furthermore, the majority of psychic powers are innate, and can be improved, but not gained, without outside interference, in stark contrast to sorcery.

Mind reading, but also much more than that. Telepaths can speak to the minds of and alter the memories of other sapient beings. It primarily affects those that the telepath can sense, but can also affect those who are nearby, so long as the telepath know where they are.

[1] At this level the telepath can feel basic emotions and sense their target's current mood, as well as send simple impulses and rudimentary thoughts. The target can be induced to twitch or make a simple or habitual gesture."

So I had just gained some sort of telepathic ability to feel emotions, and even slightly affect them. Huh, this could be useful.

Looking back at Shitori-san, I could feel a mixture of annoyance, anger, and even lust as her cheeks flushed slightly.

"Uh yeah, then I told her about you being a magical girl, and then she suddenly became this ditzy little magical girl that flew away with a- a boombox playing a theme song of all things." I said, as I suddenly felt something else from her.

Annoyance, Anger, Rage, Embarrassment, Lust, Love? Fear, Horror.

"Y-you, wait you told her that I was a magical girl!?" She practically screamed in horror as she stared at me, the sheer horror and embarrassment growing far more powerful.

"Uh yeah, that's what you are right?" I asked, and for some reason that caused her lust to spike to astronomical levels for just a moment before it was replaced with more embarrassment.

"Nnnooooooo…" Shitori-san whined pitifully even though it was rather uncharacteristic of her, as she placed her head in her hands, her embarrassment spiking ever further, before she looked up at me, "I- I mean… y-ye-… yes, I- I am a magical g-girl. That was… that was my older sister."

"Alright, that was all I wanted to know- do you want to go back to playing chess now?" I asked, and I could practically see the sense of hope and flash of excitement that she was feeling there.

"Yes! I would love that. Which color do you want to be?" She asked, desperate for a distraction from her sheer embarrassment towards her sister.

I knew exactly how she was feeling, I had to deal with that sort of stuff with Tomoko practically every day.

Sona's No Good Morning/Sona is Moronsexual (Canon) (Written by Lanzerel with slight edits from YiteWrite):

Despite the severe look on my my face and my attentive, searching eyes I, Sona Sitri was in a good mood today.

Sure, yesterday there was a bit of a scuffle regarding an upwelling of power in the area that Rias and Koneko-chan had gone to check on, and apparently there was a Lich that had been living under our very noses, and then my insufferable sister had dropped in to check on 'her precious So-tan!' so I wasn't able to go and assist them, but then it turned out that Rias discovered that Hyoudou-kun was being trained by said Lich of all things.

I already knew that he was apparently a magical savant but to move one of the few Liches left in the world into being his mentor? Well that meant he was likely stronger than I had previously estimated. His ability to also enchant items with spells he had learned, while not uncommon, was incredibly useful and I was in particular interested in his 'Thought Acceleration' enchantments.

If they worked as they were advertized, then that could be an absolute game changer when it came to strategizing.

"Oh. Oh, maybe you just need to give her a good fucking?" I overheard his sister talking about me as I finally found them, both Hyoudou-kun and his sister.

I couldn't help the blush that came to my face, as I'd discovered something new about myself ever since Hyoudou-kun had decided to become friends with me, and the conversations since... Let's just say that my fingers had gotten a good workout and it wasn't from the paperwork.

After a bit of an incident at the gates with girls who really should have spent more time studying and less gossiping- but that's fine, I'll deal with them soon enough, I was finally alone with Hyoudou-kun. My body pressed against his surprisingly muscled chest, hands slowly following the curves of those musc- quickly moving back, I tried to get a hold of myself.

"So, what did you want to speak to me about? I mean, I wouldn't mind a date if that's what you want?" He said with that infuriatingly cute smile of his, making me blush once more.

How was this even fair? I was supposed to be the seductive temptress Devil here- and yet, here he was making me blush so brightly!

"N-no, that's not- listen, I heard that you've been in contact with... Gremory-san." I said haltingly, still trying to get the conversation back on track as he nodded.

"Uhh yeah, yeah I have- right, uh... forget what I said the other day about the faculty being Devils, I think I was wrong there. It's actually Gremory-san, I don't know how many other Devils she has on the roster, but well... I don't think they're all bad." He said with a small grin, and I felt something inside of me twist.

Had he still not recognized that I was a Devil? How dense could he possibly be? I just wanted to slap my hands on the side of his face and yell at him, then kiss those enticing lips and never-

"Yes, I've been in, uh contact with them before. Hence my confusion as to why you were telling me that the faculty were Devils. But that doesn't matter, I wanted to ask you something." I said, forcing my mind off that trail of thought, ugh I was sounding like… like Sachi.

"Well then, ask away." He said with a shrug, as if he simply didn't care.

"I've been informed that you're capable of enchanting objects, do you think that you'd be amenable to making a deal?" I asked, finally getting to why I had been searching for him in the first place.

"That honestly depends on the deal, I've already made a contract with Gremory-san for some things, so I'll be pretty busy with those.. but I can see if I can slot you in, what do you need?" He asked, annoying me slightly that Gremory was trying to get what belonged to me and-! Quashing these thoughts once more, I reached into one of the hidden pockets in my skirt and pulled out a contract, making him smile.

Unfurling it, I passed it along to him to sign. Surprisingly, he started to read through it first, making me smile. He was like an adorable, eager puppy. I just wanted to hold onto him, keep him with me forever and-

"Hey uh, did you make a typo or something here?" He asked, snapping me out of my fantasy.

"Let me see that," I asked, seeing he was pointing at the price. Was it too low? Wait, no, he didn't know that I was a Devil Heiress. To a normal person this was likely a lot of money, whether they were a Devil or not. "No, no that's correct. In exchange for each item granted to myself, you will gain ¥1,000,000."

"I think this is good. I, uh I don't have a pen on me though, could we go inside to sign it?" He asked, making me smile and nod at him. Honestly I probably shouldn't have been discussing this outside, but I was just a bit too eager to spend time with- I mean talk to him about this deal.

"Of course, Hyoudou-san. I would be happy to help you." I told him as I led him into the school, heading for my main office. Seating him in a chair I idly grazed my fingers along the chessboard before handing him a pen.

"Let me just read through this again- can never be too careful after all." He said with a small grin.

"Of course, Hyoudou-san." I responded with my own smile, happily watching him read through it once more as I basked in his presence.

It felt... right, to have him here. His Lich master had apparently told him some of the darker parts of the Peerage System and I couldn't help but be a tiny bit happy since it meant he was more wary of joining Rias' own Peerage.

And I was fairly sure, that with enough time, I could convince him to join my own Peerage. I could only imagine the oblivious questions he'd ask me about the Underworld, my thighs shifting together under the desk as I began to-

"There are quite a few loopholes here, Shitori-san. I mean, just reading through this, there's nothing written here that says that I have to give you my enchanted items in a timely manner. And in addition, there's nothing that says I cannot steal them back from you, not that I would do so, but I'm just pointing things out here... huh now that I think about it, the wording of this part here is rather vague 'In exchange for each item granted to Souna Shitori, Ryuuji Hyoudou will gain ¥1,000,000'. There's no mention of it being a specifically enchanted item, if I sign this... I could feasibly just give you a pen and be a million yen richer. And if this was enforced via magic, then it would be completely fine as it adheres to the terms we agreed to." He said, once more snapping me out of my thoughts and making me gasp halfway through his explanation. Those were all... some rather good points.

"Hmm, yes. I, I do think that those are some rather egregious flaws, would you mind if I..." I asked as I took the contract back, a slight flush to my cheeks.

Someone like Hyoudou-kun getting the better of me because of my own careless mistakes was... well, it was somewhat of an intoxicating thought, but I couldn't allow such an important contract to be at risk of being ruined because of my own arousal.

"Oh of course." He said with a nod as I grabbed the contract, "Haha... if I'd signed that, you would've owed me a million yen."

Furrowing my brow I reread the details of the contract again and again, doing my best to tune him out so I could properly focus.

This contract was shoddy work, I could admit to myself. I could do better. Taking a pen to the paper I crossed out several sections, only to cross out some of those and rewrite them yet again on subsequent rereads.

"Also, I do have to ask..." He said, interrupting me while I was fixing that silly non-magical item bit, "Why not make this enforceable via a geas? That way neither of us can renege on the deal."

"That- that would be a good idea, yes." I said, before promptly pouring my magic into the contract in order to make it binding to both parties, the paper glowing bright blue before I went back to correcting it.

"Are you done?" He asked just as I finished, giving him a nod and handing the contract back to him, I watched as he read through it again. With some more back and forth between the two of us that I rather enjoyed, the contract was finally complete.

"Alright then, Shitori-san, I'll sign and adhere to the terms of this contract." He said with that adorable smile, signing his name and making the contract glow malevolently.

Looking somewhat alarmed at this, he apparently didn't care enough about it as he decided to shrug it off and stood up to shake hands with me, and when his hand wrapped around my own, I almost felt weak at the knees.

The nearly intoxicating feeling of his calloused and rough hand around my own caused me to bite the inside of my cheek slightly, but I managed to keep myself under control.

"It was a pleasure doing business with you Hyoudou-san." I said with a genuine smile, it really had been great to spend some time with him.

"Now, say... I've noticed the chessboard there, would you like to play a game? As a sort of celebration of completing this contract." He asked, gesturing at my chessboard. It was like he knew exactly what to say to make me weak at the knees, exploiting every weak spot I had. I could only nod as I grabbed the chessboard and opened it atop the desk.

"I'll have you know, I'm rather accomplished when it comes to the game of chess. So please don't feel too bad once I crush you underneath my foot." I said with a smirk on my face, I usually wasn't like this but chess always seemed to bring out my most competitive self, and I greatly enjoyed metaphorically crushing all of my suitors underneath my foot as they fell to my skills.

"Oh, I'd love to be under your feet Shitori-san." He said with that damnable smile, causing me to stop as I felt the rising blush yet again. The itch that I had been trying to ignore this entire time seemed to intensify, it was like he knew just what to say to get me going.

"I- you, no..." I stuttered out before forcing down the feelings to focus on the board. I couldn't stop fidgeting and imagining it though, my stocking-clad foot slowly tracing his muscles, that enticing V-shape at his waist leading down to my real trea-

"Hmm, oh! Yes, I do believe that I managed to meet your mother last night, she was... strangely aggressive." He said, stopping my imagination in its tracks. My... mother? Why would she be in the human world? Something was wrong here, this didn't compute whatsoever.

"Yes, I was walking past an alleyway when I was accosted by a woman who bore a striking resemblance to you wearing a magical girl outfit." He continued, making my eye twitch. Oh, God, of all the people for him to run into. Trying not to focus on the twinge of pain from thinking of the Almighty's name, I couldn't help the sheer level of mortification I felt rising up at this. And, and he thought she was my mother!?

"...Nee-chan, what did you do?" I whispered to myself, though he apparently heard me if his response was any indication.

"Ah, it was your sister then? Sorry about the confusion- anyway, she wrapped her hand around my mouth, covering it in ice before interrogating me about what I was doing with her 'Precious little So-tan', she then created a long and jagged icicle and threatened to shove it up my rear end if I lied before surrounding me with lances of ice. It was a rather... frightening situation." He said, and I could only sit there wishing that I could curl in on myself and die. I finally meet a cute, dumb puppy of a man and my- my stupid Satan of a sister had to go and do all of that!?

"Hyo- no, Ryuuji-san. I am so sorry for my sister's... antics." I said, my mortification slowly morphing into annoyance. If this could potentially keep him out of my Peerage, I swore that I would do whatever it took to make my sister pay for the rest of her life.

Though a small part of me quickly realized that I had just called Hyoudou-kun by his first name and celebrated that he didn't bother to correct me on it. This was progress.

"Uh yeah, then I told her about you being a magical girl, and then she suddenly became this ditzy little magical girl that flew away with a- a boombox playing a theme song of all things." He said, and it was like all the blood in my body became ice.

He had told her... What!? Where he had EVER EVEN GOTTEN THE IDEA!? Did he know what kind of madness this would unleash?! God -ow- he was just so fucking dumb! I just wanted to kiss him and push him down and sit on his face and scream out his name as he ate me out-

"Y-you, wait you told her that I was a magical girl!?" I screamed in horror as he stared at me, my emotions running wild as he continued to stare at me like I had grown a second head.

"Uh yeah, that's what you are right?" He said, with that beautiful clueless face, and I could nearly feel my muscles clench up on themselves, his sheer level of stupidity nearly driving me over the edge.

My nipples had never been this hard before, and I was sure that my panties were a complete mess. If he wasn't in front of me, I would have had my hand down inside of them at this moment, desperately bringing myself over that edge.

But then again, since he was here, maybe he would be amenable to helping me out- no, no… I can't ask that of him, at least not right now. Maybe in the future after he's joined my Peerage?

"Nnnooooooo…" I whined pitifully, trying to bring myself back under control as I put my head in my hands. I was sure my face was redder than Rias' hair at this point.

"I- I mean... y-ye-... yes, I- I am a magical g-girl. That was... that was my older sister." I 'admitted' looking up at him through my fingers, not wanting to reveal my devil lineage yet without preparing him for it first. Was this what ancient humans felt when they made the first pacts with devils? Temporarily happiness at such a massive cost?

"Alright, that was all I wanted to know- do you want to go back to playing chess now?" He asked with that easy going smile.

"Yes! I would love that. Which color do you want to be?" I asked, happy to be doing something much safer than that minefield of a discussion. A nice game of chess would do wonders to bring my arousal down, and then once he left I could change and carry on with my day. There was no flaw whatsoever in this plan.

"I'll play Black, it goes first right?" He said with that earnest look in his eyes that made me want to ride his face until-

Oh, fuck~