Douluo: Cutting me drops treasures; Bi Bidong got addicted

"It's my turn, it's my turn!"

An excited voice rang out from the audience, and without even looking, the pitch of the voice revealed it was Chrysanthemum Douluo.

He rushed onto the stage, looking at Lin Yi as if he was a bride sitting on the wedding bed on her wedding night.

Feeling somewhat uncomfortable under his gaze, Lin Yi spoke in an even tone, "Let's begin."

"Okay."

After responding succinctly, Chrysanthemum Douluo let out a sinister laugh and from under his crotch pulled out a thick, long, hard, and black—gun.

This reward came from the challenge gift of the first level of the Monster Brushing Tower. At the time, the opponent was Skyquake, so the item was a Blue Star Weapon gun.

Lin Yi glanced at the type, which was just an ordinary submachine gun, but the best part about this reward was that the bullets came in a pack of ten thousand.

Even though the quantity was limited, you have to remember that in the early days, even five hundred bullets were considered a Black Level reward.

Chrysanthemum Douluo already knew about this feature when he used his reward on the first level, so he was very satisfied with it.

But now, after seeing Chrysanthemum Douluo's reward, the other four participants of the tenth level weren't happy. If they'd gone to any floor other than the tenth, they wouldn't have come out empty-handed.

Lin Yi: "You plan to attack with this?"

Chrysanthemum Douluo nodded. "Yes, may I begin?"

"You may."

At Lin Yi's command, Chrysanthemum Douluo immediately struck a not-so-standard shooting pose, and with a flash at the muzzle, a "bang bang bang" rang out from before him.

The bullets hit Lin Yi, each deflecting to the side, but since Chrysanthemum Douluo wasn't too sure about the damage of a submachine gun, he could only make a rough estimate to manage his ammunition and damage, so he didn't fire for too long, stopping at what he deemed enough.

The entire attack process was quick and rough, and Chrysanthemum Douluo stopped fighting amidst the astonished stares of the onlookers.

There was no helping it; having many bullets was just that audacious.

Chrysanthemum Douluo even considered the possibility of Damage Rebound, so he didn't put away his gun and gave that golden glow another burst before completely ending the assault.

Lin Yi looked at his panel and suddenly realized it had been quite a while since he had encountered any damage.

[Health loss: 432576]

[Remaining health: 883017013658]

[Damage Level: Red (High Grade)]

[Random Reward: Online Romance War God]

[Host Reward: Online Romance War God (Starting with an additional 100 favorability)]

The moment he saw the reward, Lin Yi knew it was going to be troublesome again.

However, to better understand the reward, Lin Yi still opened the annotation panel.

Moments later, after giving Chrysanthemum Douluo a glance, he pondered silently for a moment before saying, "Before we discuss this reward, I want to ask you, do you like women?"

Suddenly asked this question, Chrysanthemum Douluo's facial muscles twitched, and somewhat puzzled, he replied, "What do you mean?"

"Nothing special, just wanted to ask about your sexual orientation first."

Chrysanthemum Douluo thought for a long time, then replied excitedly, "Could it be that Senior Lin Yi you like me?!"

A brief silence enveloped the scene, and Lin Yi almost glared, staring straight at the other party. Chrysanthemum Douluo's face turned embarrassed under the heated gazes of many, suddenly realizing that he might have overreacted.

Scratching his head and with a somewhat sheepish explanation, he said, "I was just... a bit surprised, haha, you can probably tell."

Qian Renxue, expressionless, debunked him, "Your tone was clearly excited..."

Thousand Waves nodded in agreement with his granddaughter, "And he's pretty excited too..."

Lin Yi frowned slightly, a wave of goosebumps forming, but still managed to respond calmly, "Since you like men, then this reward might not be very suitable for you, but it's not a big deal."

"Ah?! Hey, hey, hey! I didn't say I like men!!"

Chrysanthemum Douluo hurriedly explained, "I like women! Women! I just thought Senior Lin Yi, you were asking me about this because you liked me and that's why you asked such a personal question. But if the person confessing is you, a man... it's not entirely out of the question."

"yue——"

Qian Renxue covered her stomach and ran to the side to retch.

Lin Yi was speechless, with a black line on his forehead.

He raised two fingers, "First, when one man asks another whether he likes men or women, and the second man instinctively feels that the first man likes him, is that a normal train of thought?"

After hearing Lin Yi's words, everyone, moving in unison, shook their heads, then redirected their intense scrutiny back to Chrysanthemum Douluo.

"Second, 'do you like women,' a question like that, in your view, apparently is a personal question. That also doesn't fit the thought processes of a man with normal sexual orientation."

After Lin Yi finished speaking, everyone once again nodded in unison, showing deep agreement with his analysis.

At this moment, the looks Chrysanthemum Douluo's brothers gave him started to turn strange.

Lin Yi put down his fingers, and faced with pressure from all sides, Chrysanthemum Douluo finally collapsed, kneeling on the ground."

"I admit it, I like men..."

The moment he said this, the whole place erupted.

Ghost Douluo: "Damn! No wonder your Martial Soul is a chrysanthemum!!"

Dragon Lance Douluo: "You see how he habitually sticks his butt out when he kneels down!!!"

Chrysanthemum Douluo glared, "My ass, it's Qirui Tongtianju! Long Mao, I butt your sister's ass!"

But no matter what, the Elders all quietly took a step back at this moment, covering their behinds with serious expressions.

Lin Yi: "Alright, as I said, it doesn't matter much, liking men is fine."

"Your damage was 432576, Red Advanced, and your reward is the Net Love God of War; you'll be bound to an app in a moment."

"What the heck?"

Long Mao: "See, this guy can relate everything to rectal issues, I don't dare get close to him now."

Hearing that, Chrysanthemum Douluo immediately picked up a brick and stood up, charging towards Long Mao.

Long Mao shouted, "Stop him! Why aren't you stopping him?"

Ghost Douluo: "I'm afraid the kid might lick my hand!"

Chrysanthemum Douluo: "Damn it, I'm going all out against you guys!!"

Lin Yi: "Calm down."

The brick clattered to the ground as Chrysanthemum Douluo looked at Lin Yi with tear-filled eyes, "Senior~ they're bullying me! Ostracizing me!"

Over at Ghost Douluo's side, things finally quieted down, as he muttered, "It's just a joke, we've been together so long we can tell what you really like."

Lin Yi: "It doesn't matter, your reward will allow you to possess the power of different level planes, even giving you a chance to obtain the power of a Fifth-Level Plane."

Chrysanthemum Douluo immediately switched to a smiling face, "Tell me more."

Lin Yi: "You'll be bound to something called 'Swipe' in a moment, on there, you'll meet women from different planes. Fall in love with them there, and when the affection maxes out, you can freely summon that woman to come to Douluo."