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♦ Topic: Wolfman Case 53?

In: Boards ► Places ► America ► Brockton Bay

Heisenberger (Original Poster) (Not a cook)

Posted On Jan 1st 2011:

Right, so. There I was cooking up a meal in the local chain store I work at, when I look outside and spot this giant 6'6" Wolf man.

Like, tail and all. Now you might go, "Oh, isn't that just a furry costume?"

No, It wasn't, not when he looked fucking life like! Like the tips of his fur were black, and he was dressed in a butler outfit like he was from some Victorian era's staff!?

He was carrying out some sort of errand, but When I went outside to double-check, I got a look at his legs. They were fucking covered up to the calf in clear Tinkertech and made metal clacking sounds as he walked around.

I shit you not, no winter gear or anything, mutherfucker was just walking around without the cold bothering him! He held himself with grace and all that shit.

Anyways, discuss or something? I'm just going to get back to cooking.

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►benDover 

Replied On Jan 1st 2011:

Umm, can we get anybody else to corroborate this?

NGL OP, you seem like you're on drugs.

►Heisenberger (Original Poster) (Not a cook)

Replied On Jan 1st 2011:

I WAS NOT ON DRUGS!

I've been 6 months sober, man!

►LittleRedHood 

Replied On Jan 1st 2011:

I don't know man, really fucking far-fetched here, it's been hours since you posted and nobody has been able to corroborate your story.

►Heisenberger (Original Poster) (Not a cook)

Replied On Jan 1st 2011:

I can guarantee you, I did not have a drug induced hallucination!

Here! Proof!

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►I_Will_Not_Sleep (Sleep Deprived)

Replied On Jan 1st 2011:

Okay, wow!

He really is so life like?

Any bets that's just a Tinker in highly advanced fursuit? I wouldn't put it past some closeted furry to do this if they got powers.

►Phaethon (Verified Cape) (Verified Rogue) (Verified Proxy) (Is a Tinker)

Replied On Jan 1st 2011:

No, I am not a "Furry" whatever that means, Master Proxy. I am a Thiren, though I hardly see what that has to do with me following the terms and conditions of our contract and running a couple errands for you. — Lycaon.

Heyo! I'm new here, you can call me Phaethon! The person you met on the boardwalk was Von Lycaon, of the Victoria Housekeeping Co.

Welcome to the foums, Phaethon. Your verification has been completed. -Tin_Mother

►Iron_Mech 

Replied On Jan 1st 2011:

Hello Phaethon, welcome to fourms.

►Henshin_Ranger (Not a tinker) (Unverified Cape)

Replied On Jan 1st 2011:

Snipped

User received an infraction for this post: Please do not advocate actions that can bring harm to others.

The next infraction is a permanent ban, Ranger. -Tin_Mother

►WhiteKnight (Verified PRT Agent)

Replied On Jan 1st 2011:

It's been said before but it bares repeating.

Do not approach random capes on the side of the street, especially new ones. You don't know their powers, you don't know anything about them.

Run away and immediately call your local PRT if you happen to find an unknown cape out and about.

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►I_Ucked_Cuthulu 

Replied On Jan 1st 2011:

Snipped

User received an infraction for this post: Please do not post NSFW stuff, nor explicitly describe what you would do or want to have happened to you.

Cuthulu, stop. We've had repeated issues about your conduct, next time is a week ban. -John_PHO

►SailorRedSun (Unverified Cape)

Replied On Jan 1st 2011:

Humph! This is ridiculous! Obviously, the Wolfman is a villain! What else could he be doing besides nefarious dealings.

►Winged_One 

Replied On Jan 1st 2011:

I swear, SailorRedSun, you are almost as bad as void.

►Phaethon (Verified Cape) (Verified Rogue) (Verified Proxy) (Is a Tinker)

Replied On Jan 1st 2011:

I most certainly wasn't expecting this... Honestly, y'all need to calm down and not be... so Horny/Aggressive.

Like, chill out please, I fear for the safety of my Hollow Raiders with you all doing stuff like that!

►Iron_Mech 

Replied On Jan 1st 2011:

Hollow Raiders? Care to elaborate on that?

*Pulls out a bucket of chicken thighs.*

►Victoria Housekeeping Co. (HR Dispatch Agency)

Replied On Jan 1st 2011:

I will take it from here, Master Proxy. Lest you unleash Pandora's box. Again. Corin still hasn't quiet recovered from your own fumble.

I am Lycaon of the Victoria Housekeeping Co. we are a recently established human resource dispatch agency. I answer the door, I clean up the estate, and I take out the trash among other things.

Our team has the persona of old-school domestic helpers from the Victorian Era, but each with their own unique twists. — Lycaon.

►Phaethon (Verified Cape) (Verified Rogue) (Verified Proxy) (Is a Tinker)

Replied On Jan 1st 2011:

Do you need a personal attendant?

Wait! Before you say "No" without thinking, lemme finish!

I'm not talking about an ordinary attendant, I'm talking about the kind of professionals you see described in a dictionary when you look up the word "attendant"! These rational, reliable elites will serve you as if you are royalty and follow you to the edge of the world (during the contract period, of course). With their help, you'll be able to focus on being a better person, free of worldly worries... That's the kind of attendant I'm talking about!

Ohh? You're interested? That's great!

Oh by the way, you won't mind that he's covered in fur, has sharp teeth, fuzzy ears, and a fluffy tail, right?

Great~ Now lemme introduce to you this outstanding attendant from Victoria Housekeeping Co. — Lycaon!

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►BayBurryBacker (Wiki Warrior)

Replied On Jan 1st 2011:

MMMM~

Did you seriously create a poster of this, Von Lycaon? Just to promote their business?

And his name, Lycaon'.

Is It a reference to the Greek myth of King Lycaon?

Who cooked his son and served him to Zeus in order to trick him into eating human meat? And then he was thus punished by the god and transformed into a wolf?

Also, fun fact.

The name Lycaon derives from Ancient Greek λῠ́κος (lúkos, "wolf"), which is also the origin of the word "lycanthropy".

►Phaethon (Verified Cape) (Verified Rogue) (Verified Proxy) (Is a Tinker)

Replied On Jan 1st 2011:

I'm currently their contractor, and will be for the foreseeable future.

I've just moved to the bay, and they also just so happened to come to bay around the same time. Now for some reason I have a shitload of money, through inheritance... Don't really wanna talk about that... But yeah, they are essentially a full suite team.

►Victoria Housekeeping Co. (HR Dispatch Agency)

Replied On Jan 1st 2011:

Unfortunately, until the duration of our, Hefty contract, we will be unable to hire for a majority of things. However, our gracious Master Proxy has left in a clause allowing us to do the odd job here and their.

Of course, we have the right to refuse jobs as we see fit.... But I wouldn't worry about that, sweeties. — Alexandrina.

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►BayBurryBacker (Wiki Warrior)

Replied On Jan 1st 2011:

Welcome to chat Miss Alexandrina, is our cape name a reference to the Alexandria because you have similar powers?

►John_PHO (Moderator)

Replied On Jan 1st 2011:

Alright, sorry We've gotten derailed, and I'm locking this thread, you all can discuss this when a new thread about VHC comes around. -John_PHO

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♦ Topic: Victoria Housekeeping Co.

In: Boards ► Orginizations ► America ► Brockton Bay

Victoria Housekeeping Co. (Original Poster) (HR Dispatch Agency)

Posted On Jan 1st 2011:

We are a recently established human resource dispatch agency. And our team has the persona of old-school domestic helpers from the Victorian Era, but each with their own unique twists.

We offer a wide range of high-quality services, including item retrieval, disposal of dubious items and more. Within reason to our moral standard of-course.

Please bear in mind that while we could be considered "Capes" we are not here to partake in the frivolous lifestyle of status quo maintaining and copes and robbers game that seems to go upon endlessly.

Please also respect that when we are out of uniform, we are not trying to be capes but rather normal people living their lives. And for our team, it is very hard to separate our lives because of our looks.

Please reach out to "***-***-****" for more information about our services.

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►Phaethon (Verified Cape) (Verified Rogue) (Verified Proxy) (Is a Tinker)

Replied On Jan 1st 2011:

Mou~

No fair! I'm going to be stuck answering the phone forever now!

Well, payback time. I'm going to do Introductions!

Von Lycaon, the 6'6" Wolf Butler and leader.

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Can resolve any matter. The most trusted of attendants, and solid support for any team.

Rational and wise, a true gentleman who can't tolerate a single stain.

Offers absolute loyalty to the one he decides to follow.

Though outwardly sophisticated and rational, his innate feral character will reveal itself when faced with certain dangers.

[ATTACHTMENT]

Ellen Joe, the Shork Girl.

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"Let's end it here. I'm tired."

"Just a moment, let me check... there's still... two questions left!"

"...zzz..."

"Miss Ellen? Miss Ellen? She's already asleep..."

[ATTACHTMENT]

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Corin Wickes, the frakenstien maid.

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Domestic work or not, leave everything to her!

(Oh, uhh? B-but I'm not that good!)

She's obedient, diligent and responsible, and not afraid of a little hard work!

(One moment please! That's really not me!)

She'll never let her companions suffer, and always takes responsibility!

(Please listen to me! Such exaggeration will make customers misunderstand!)

You'll find no better maid than Corin!

(Oooh, please, please don't send this report out! This isn't the real me!)

[ATTACHTMENT]

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Alexandrina Sebastiane, the puppeteer.

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"Are you the new master? Rina from Victoria Housekeeping, at your service."

"Oh my, would you look at the time? I just prepared some snacks~"

"Allow me to bring them over for everyone~"

"Ah! No, no thanks!!!"

"W—We still have another interview next... We'll be going now!"

[ATTACHTMENT]

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Taaa daaa~

Victoria Housekeeping Co. at your services, I'm the manager, Phaethon, or as they would call me... Master Proxy.

For the duration of my contract, I will be acting as a manager for them as they help me in my day-to-day life.

Nice to met ya, Brockton Bay, I hope we get along just fine~

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