I am an anchor in the Three Kingdoms

Sometimes, compared with villains, if you are not a villain, you can't win!

suddenly.

Cao Xiong raised his hand and pointed at Ying Yu in front of him.

"A horse's feet are stuck in the mud, and the hoofs of the old beast are like this! (Question)"

Everyone is in an uproar!

This Nima is brilliant!

[Two apes logging in the mountains, let's see how the monkeys fight against each other! (sentence)】

[A horse's feet are stuck in the mud, and the old beast is so hoofed! (question)】

There is simply no lower line than this.

You scold the monkey, but I scold you, old bastard, let's see who is more fierce!Who is more violent?

After Ying Ju heard it, he almost couldn't catch his breath.

Call me an old bastard?

Call me an old bastard?

Mad at me too?mad at me too 1

For half his life in the literary world, Ying Ju, who had a sharp style of speech, was so angry that he almost fainted when Cao Xiong's style of speech was even sharper.

Fortunately, Kong Rong got up in time.

"Old man...Old man, I want to stomp your shameless person!"

Cao Xiong laughed.

"Uncle Ying Ju, don't get angry, monkeys and beasts are all couplets, don't you want to sit on the same number?"

"you……"

Ying Jue let out a long "ah".

Turning around, facing the wall, secretly angry.

……

In the two rounds, the fifth son Cao Xiong almost had the upper hand.

The scholars widened their eyes!

15 years old so talented?

Cao Sikong's genes are really powerful!

Not to mention the fourth son Cao Zhi who won the championship last year, a child prodigy Cao Chong is amazing enough, but there is also a fifth son Cao Xiong who is so literary and witty!

While you scholars are feeling Cao Xiong's ability.

I also deeply admire Cao Cao's ability to educate his children.

Cao Xiong glared at the other three.

"Let's ask another question! Are you dumb after only two questions?"

Kong Rong glanced at Ruan Yu, he could be regarded as one of the Seven Sons of Jian'an with outstanding Chinese proficiency, probably second only to Wang Can who has already left!

Ruan Yu was obese and walked slowly.

Take your time and take out a painting from your cuff!

Unfold slowly.

This is a masterpiece!

The creator is Ruan Yu, one of the Seven Sons of Jian'an. Everyone knows that Ruan Yu, who looks like a big fat man, not only has outstanding literary talents, but also superb painting skills.

Chapter 149 Couplet ([-])

Ruan Yu's scroll unfolded.

What a picture of a drunken fairy holding wine.

There is an old fairy in the painting, holding a big wine jar in his arms, sleeping on the rock, whether he is drunk or asleep, the mouth of the jar is facing down, and the wine is flowing out.

Ruan Yu has a big belly and strokes his beard.

"Fifth son, listen to the couplet."

I saw him pointing to the scroll with his left hand, while his right hand still had a wisp of beard.

Shouted loudly: "You Jiazu is drunk, and Mu Jiachui is asleep. The old fairy is hugging the wine jar and snuggling on the pillow. I don't know if he is drunk or asleep!"

Ho!

Linked with paintings!

Thanks to his Danqing's wonderful pen, otherwise no one would be able to come up with such a question.

Kong Rong is also a beard.

This fat Ruan Yu is really good!

Even he can't answer this question!

Even if it is forced to match, Ruan Yu uses paintings as couplets, and almost all the paintings in his hands are depicted in the couplets!

No matter how powerful your fifth son Cao Xiong is?

Is it possible to prepare a painting in advance, and it is not possible to publish the next couplet?

The scholars shook their heads.

Facing the Seven Sons of Jian'an, being able to get rid of them in anger and defeat them, such a record is already considered outstanding!

Even if he loses, the fifth son is only 15 years old!

So what if you don't go to the Nabi Wen Conference for five years?

At the age of 20, is it still not your world?

The scholars shook their heads and sighed, but they also secretly rejoiced that such a powerful opponent was missing in the Biwen Conference.

Cao Chong's thoughts changed sharply, he took out a piece of rice paper from his cuff, and planned to draw!

If he is fast and makes a picture, maybe he can help his fifth brother!

in the live room.

Cao Xiong: "This couplet is troublesome!" 』

Yang Guang: "It has nothing to do with women, so I'm right!" 』

Liu Bang: "It's nothing to do with the villain, I'm sorry too!" 』

Cao Xiong secretly clenched his fist, "Could it be that it really fell into the hands of this big fat man, Ruan Yu?" 』

Li Shimin: "I'm coming!" 』

Yang Guang: "The dog thief Li Shimin, I remember, you are proficient in cursive script and cursive script. Is it possible that you can do this Danqing painting?" 』

Li Shimin: "I don't know how to paint, but I... hehe, I can read people!"And listen to my couplet! 』

Li Shimin blurted out.

Cao Xiong laughed out loud.

"Uncle Ruan Yu's painting is good, but compared with your real person, it is far behind!"

Cao Xiong suddenly strode up to Ruan Yu.

Ruan Yu rubbed her big belly.

The next couplet!

"Half a month is fat, and a month is bloated—"

Ruan Yu was startled, and thought inwardly: "The old man took the figure of the drunken fairy in the painting as the question, but you use the old man's big belly as the answer!"

This hesitation, the second half of the sentence, has already been shouted out.

"—Dr. Ruan stands in the middle of his big belly. I don't know if it's fat or bloated!"

Hi!

Absolutely!

[Shanglian: You Jiazu is drunk, and Mu Jiachui is sleeping. The old fairy embraces the wine altar and leans on the pillow. I don't know if he is drunk or asleep! 】

【Second couplet: Half a month is fat, and half a month is bloated. Squire Hu stands in the middle of his big belly. I don't know if it's fat or bloated! 】

There is no more neat couplet than this.

Didn't you, Ruan Yu, draw the title?

The fifth son, Cao Xiong, was stunned to answer with your fatness!

Come down this time!

Can't help answering the second line, but mocked a wave of Ruan Yu, Dr. Ruan!

Ruan Yu is not someone who can't afford to lose!

The greater the knowledge, the higher the measurement.

Smile slightly.

He sighed: "Fifth Young Master, you are really a clever son!"

After all, he bowed his hands and retreated.

Studio.

A burst of laughter!

Li Shimin: "Yang Guang, do you know why your country was subjugated?" 』

Yang Guang: "You bastard will definitely say that I am greedy for beauty!" 』

Li Shimin: "You are too young and innocent!"When something happens, you will only analyze your own weaknesses!Instead of thinking about where the opponent's weaknesses are, how can the country not be subjugated in this way! "

Qin Shihuang, Xiang Yu, Temujin, Zhu Youxiao:

"It makes sense! 』

Liu Bang: "It's so damn reasonable!" 』

Chapter 150 Couplet ([-])

Now the situation is reversed!

Of the seven sons of Jian'an, two slipped away and three lost!

Looking at it, the whole army is about to be wiped out.

The crushing situation that the scholars originally thought had really appeared.

It's just that the object of crushing and being crushed... seems to have been switched.

Kong Rong and Xu Gan looked at each other.

Accidents always come unexpectedly!

Xu Gan gritted his teeth and stood up, he was completely at a loss now!

Those who were more talented than him were defeated, and those who were more eloquent than him were defeated... With Xu Qian, is he sure to stop the Fifth Young Master Cao Xiong?

Cao Xiong saw him stand up.