I Joined the Sentai Heroes Who Were Beautiful Girls Other Than Me but the Heroines Were All Yanderangers

67. Trap in the Computer Room

“Speaking of which, it looks like there wasn’t anything mixed into this meal.”

I muttered to myself as I headed to the computer room after saying goodbye to Uguisu-san, who was glaring at me resentfully. It wasn’t exactly the best thing to say after eating your lover’s home cooking, but Uguisu-san had a criminal record of being a suspect, and I’m still scared of the classic yandere-cooking combination. I’m afraid of drugs, but if she ever fed me a part of her body, I’m sure hamburgers would become a lifelong trauma.

Thankfully, there was nothing extra in the homemade stewed hamburger, and it was a delicious dish filled with plenty of love. As soon as I took a bite, my guard flew away somewhere, and before I knew it, I had finished everything in no time. It was so delicious that I couldn’t help but say, “I want to eat it again,” and it wasn’t just to please her.

“I wonder what it would be like to have a newlywed life where you could eat those meals every day, not have to work, not have to do housework, and have a beautiful, busty, and devoted wife.”

If I said it out loud, it would sound like nothing more than the crazy delusion of a lazy, worthless, and unpopular guy.

“It would be impossible to suddenly talk about marriage, and I feel like it would be dangerous considering the other heroes, so I avoided it this time. Even though she’s a bit off, Uguisu-san is just a nice person when she’s acting normal .”

I feel like I’ve gotten used to her heavy affection, or rather, I’ve been dyed by it, and I think I might have a future with Uguisu-san if there’s nothing to be afraid of. The biggest problem with the future vision was that I was the one who was unilaterally protecting Uguisu-san, and if our positions were reversed, wouldn’t the outcome change?

“It’s not like I have anyone I like anyway. If we spent a long time together, I might end up liking Uguisu-san.”

I still can’t think about marriage, and there are times when I find Uguisu-san scary, but if our current relationship really continues until graduation, I don’t think I’d mind letting myself go with the flow.

“I wonder what will actually happen… I’ve never been seriously in love with anyone, so I don’t really know.”

Will there ever come a day when I love someone so much that I want to marry them, that I would throw myself away for them, that I wouldn’t regret anything?

As I repeated this meaningless self-questioning, I arrived at the computer room before I knew it. Only the Doctor had the authority to lock the door to the computer room, so I had to have him open it from the inside. I took out my smartphone to inform him that I had arrived, but before I could even make the call, the automatic door in front of me opened with a quiet mechanical sound, and the Doctor appeared with her arms crossed and a slightly serious expression.

“I saw Sora-kun on the base’s security camera.”

She answered before I could even ask how she knew I was coming. Now that I think about it, this room was also a monitoring room for the security cameras.

“Excuse me for intruding.”

As I stepped into the computer room for the first time in a while, the automatic door behind me closed with a snap. I was slightly taken aback by the efficiency of it, as if I had been locked in, when something outrageous entered my field of vision.

“W-what!? Why are you undressing, Doctor!!”

To my astonishment, the Doctor began to deftly unbutton her blouse from the top… or rather, she was already halfway down. Her white coat was just draped over her, and the light blue sleeveless blouse, which had no buttons, was wide open like a trap, emphasizing the Doctor’s cleavage. Just as I caught sight of her pale skin and elegant black lace, which was very researcher-like, I hurriedly turned my face in the opposite direction.

“Eh, wh-what?”

I don’t understand. Is she drunk? On duty? She’s not the kind of person who would do something like this.

“Kukukuku, it makes me happy to see you react so innocently every time.”

What? This is the first time, not to mention many times. What’s gotten into her all of a sudden? Did she have a memory loss or something?

“It makes me very happy to know that Sora-kun’s attention is only on me, but sometimes I get insecure. That’s why I do things like this to test your reaction.”

“What are you talking abo—nguh!?”

It was my own fault for turning my face away to avoid looking. Before I knew it, the Doctor’s hand was right beside me, covering my mouth.

“…Haa. You’re such a hothead. Well, it doesn’t feel bad to be pursued so eagerly.”

“Mguh-guh-guh”

What’s really wrong with you, Doctor? Even if you’re teasing me, your methods are strange, and you’re not the kind of person who would do something so pointless. You can’t possibly be trying to seduce me.

The things she’s saying are also mysterious, and she’s acting so strangely, as if she’s been brainwashed or something.

“…Mguh”

“Come on, come here. You must be tired of dealing with the youngsters, right? Just kidding, I still think I’m pretty hot stuff. Of course, I didn’t realize I had such charm until I met you, Sora -kun. It’s all thanks to you.”

…Could it be that another hero did something to him?