I really don't want to be reborn.

"Fuck!"

Lao Xiao stared with red eyes, looking surprised: "What did you call me?"

"Dad."

Chen Hansheng said indifferently: "I won't suffer any loss if you call you dad. I'll call you a few times if you like. Dad, please help persuade Xiao Yuer, don't let her get angry with me again."

"I..."

Lao Xiao thought to himself that Chen Zhaojun was such a kind and honest man, how could he give birth to such a shameless rogue.

Chen Hansheng was right, he really didn't suffer any loss by calling Lao Xiao "Dad", and he took advantage of it.

Because Xiao Hongwei only had Xiao Yuer as a daughter, this was simply a forced son-in-law.

Lao Xiao thought how could he agree to this, now he was fickle, what would he do in the future, but he accidentally fell into Chen Hansheng's "trap", so Lao Xiao looked at Chen Hansheng's expectant eyes, and suddenly "clicked" and fell asleep on the table.

Chen Hansheng got anxious when he saw it. How could he be so shameless?

"Uncle Xiao, don't pretend to be drunk."

"Snoring."

"Dad, I just said I would help you to persuade him. I know you can drink more than this."

"Snoring."

"Damn!"

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Old Xiao was determined to pretend to sleep. Chen Hansheng thought that middle-aged greasy men really didn't keep their words. Isn't this bullying us, the younger generation, honest people?

However, no matter whether Old Xiao was really asleep or pretending to be drunk, Chen Hansheng couldn't just go home like this. He first carried Old Xiao to the bed in the bedroom, took off his shoes for him, covered him with a quilt, turned on the air conditioner, and went outside to clean up the wine table. He left in a sweat.

Hearing the sound of the security door closing with a "bang", Xiao Hongwei, who had been snoring, sat up immediately.

"This bastard is really cunning and shameless. He fell into the trap if he wasn't careful. No wonder Xiaoyuer was so confused by him."

Xiao Hongwei sat on the bed and said to himself: "Fortunately, I was not slow to react. I pretended to be drunk and got through it."

Old Xiao thought about it and said to himself that I have to call to remind Xiaoyuer. This kid didn't convince me. Next time, he might directly target Xiaoyuer.

He walked to the living room to make a call, and suddenly saw the neat and clean living room outside. The window was opened for ventilation and the pot was filled with freshly brewed hot tea.

Old Xiao took a sip of the fragrant Hangbai green tea, and when he thought of Chen Hansheng calling him "Dad", a nerve in his heart suddenly jumped.

"You are useless. Xiaoyuer is only 20 years old, and you are thinking about being a grandfather!"

Xiao Hongwei cursed, but also put down the landline receiver, lying on the sofa and staring at the crystal chandelier in a daze.

After Chen Hansheng returned home, Liang Meijuan felt distressed when she saw her son reeking of alcohol.

"If it doesn't work, just call and apologize. Why must he come back?"

Chen Zhaojun poured a cup of hot water and handed it over: "It would be more meaningful for him to come back in person. This is equivalent to asking for forgiveness. Our family does not seek fame and wealth, but we must always stand up straight in this small place of Hong Kong City."

Liang Meijuan knew that what her husband said was right, but she still complained: "Then you don't have to drink. I must talk to Lao Xiao next time I meet him. You use wine to force the child to apologize?"

"Forget it."

Lao Chen waved his hand: "Drinking is good enough. Next time I meet Lao Xiao, I won't feel that I owe him."

Liang Meijuan could only say to Chen Hansheng: "Take a bath first, and I'll make you some soup to sober you up."

After Chen Hansheng took a bath, he lay on the bed in his shorts and flipped through comics. Liang Meijuan walked in wearing an apron.

"Since you chose Xiao Shen, then get along with her. She is good-looking and has a good personality. I am quite satisfied with her." Liang Meijuan said while sitting on the edge of the bed.

Chen Hansheng blinked: "Mom, who said I chose Shen Youchu? There is only a misunderstanding between Xiao Yuer and me. It will be fine if we resolve it."

"What do you mean?"

Liang Meijuan didn't understand: "So you are going to harass her?"

"It sounds too bad to use the word harass."

Chen Hansheng said: "We are classmates. What's wrong with visiting her?"

Liang Meijuan looked at her son seriously and left without saying a word.

After a while, Chen Hansheng remembered where the sobering soup was.

"Mom, where is the sobering soup?"

"Pour it out!"

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Chen Hansheng didn't go home for the whole summer vacation. This time he planned to stay for a few more days, but the place he went the most was the Internet cafe.

He first borrowed a camera to take pictures of the rapeseed field, then changed his QQ profile picture to a picture of the rapeseed field, and wrote "The Catcher in the Wheat Field" in his QQ signature.

It should be enough to hint at this, which expresses his waiting mood, but when he sent a message to Xiao Rongyu, he was still coldly received.

Chen Yingjun: Smiley face.

The profile picture of "the fish hiding in the sea and blowing bubbles" that was just lit up immediately turned gray.

"Is it so real?"

Chen Hansheng muttered: "It's been so long, and I haven't seen you in person, I haven't answered your phone calls, and I haven't replied to your messages on QQ."

"You really don't take me, the vice president of the Student Union, the cadre of the Youth League Committee, the three-good student of the school, the top ten college students in Jiangling District, the outstanding college students in Jianye City, and the model of college students' entrepreneurship in Sudong Province, seriously."

However, the next day, Chen Hansheng went to QQ to learn about the school's express delivery collection situation, and accidentally glanced at "the fish hiding in the sea and blowing bubbles" and found that her signature had also been changed.

I like it;

It is the breeze;

It is the morning dew;

It is the rosy cheeks;

It is that there is no room for anything else among millions of people.

Chen Hansheng silently thought about the sentence "There is no room for anything else among millions of people", thinking that Xiaoyuer will always be so proud.

He immediately changed the signature of "The Catcher in the Rye" again, just to convey some meaning.

"I will speak at the freshman meeting in two days, but I can't calm down. I am too nervous."

After changing this signature, Chen Hansheng silently played "A Chinese Odyssey" for a while. Just as he killed some wild monsters in the East China Sea Fishing Village, Wang Zibo's message came.

"How long have you not played this game? Now it's the expansion pack of "Fate of Three Lives"."

"I'm in Hong Kong, I'll just play for a while and then log off. Are you waiting for Huang Hui to reply in the Internet cafe?"

"No, my roommate recommended a comic "Pirate Luffy", I came to take a look."

Chen Hansheng thought that "Pirate Luffy" was the later "One Piece", and he didn't know where this name was translated from, so he replied: "Okay, then you see, I'll go to Xianning to play with you next week when I'm free."

Wang Zibo replied after a while: "Xiao Chen, you are too realistic. I studied in Xianning University Town for a year, and you didn't come to see me. Xiaoyuer has been here for less than a week, and you rushed over."

"This is nonsense."

Chen Hansheng was about to check out and get off the computer, but he found that his QQ signature "Fish hiding in the sea and blowing bubbles" had also been changed.

"Come on!"

Chen Hansheng suddenly felt very happy after seeing this. It was obvious that Xiaoyuer was comforting him about the nervousness of speaking at the freshman meeting.

"Thank you."

Chen Hansheng changed his signature to thank you again. After waiting for a while and finding no response, he checked out and logged off.

It was not until the QQ avatar of "Chen Yingjun" turned black that the signature of "the fish hiding in the sea and blowing bubbles" changed to "You're welcome."

Chen Hansheng returned to school not long after he was at home. After all, he promised Chen Tianyu to give a speech.

Chen Tianyu, the president of the college student union, represented the opinions of Guan Shuman, who had long black hair, to a certain extent. Chen Hansheng was still a henchman of Teacher Xiaoguan, so he had to obey her orders. After all, his wish was to become the most important henchman under Guan Shuman's skirt.

Two days before the freshman meeting, Chen Tianyu brought the speech manuscript and clothes.

Because the freshman meeting was in the morning of the formal military training, all freshmen had to wear military training uniforms at that time. In order to unify the format, Chen Hansheng also had to wear them.

"This kind of bulky suit depends on someone with good looks like me to hold the scene."

Chen Hansheng said with a smile while trying on clothes.

"Yes, yes, the Finance College will rely on you to hold the scene in the future."

Chen Tianyu was helpless: "Hurry up and familiarize yourself with the manuscript to see if there are any uncommon characters in it that you don't know. I don't know what the school is thinking, actually letting a big shot who failed five of six subjects give a speech."