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Rick, accompanied by Tony, had a problem. Both had issues with something, On the one hand, Rick's habit of drinking himself into unconsciousness, and on the other, Tony insisted on coming after modifying his armor with the plans designed by Rebecca.

The trick to preventing electronic devices from malfunctioning in the Soul Society lies in an energy spiritual inversion field. The spherical device is installed in the electronic device and repels the spiritual particles that interfere with its operation. How Rebecca managed this was simple; she just needed a Gigai.

Gigais are designed to contain and protect a soul in the human world. A little-known detail is that Shinigami are affected in the human world, although it takes a long time due to the spiritual density of their souls. The first symptom is fatigue, and if prolonged, it can reduce a Shinigami's power. To avoid this, Gigais were created.

– "In this world, souls can be contained in something called a Gigai… if I manage to reverse this technology, I could create something that repels spiritual particles and allows the technology to function without problems there…" –

A convoluted explanation, but it worked. The problem was that Tony didn't manage to recreate the device properly with the technology available to him, so he improvised. Now the Iron Man Specter version suit was standing still, unable to move, with Tony inside.

"Hajahaha, idiot!" Rick laughed to the fullest as he watched Tony trapped in his own armor.

"Dammit! Fine, you're happy now, help me out!" Tony said.

"Help you? Weren't you supposed to be the genius?" Rick shrugged. He was indifferent to the world, but well, this was Rick Sanchez, the man who boasts about being the smartest guy in the world.

"Fine, I admit it, you're..."

"I can't hear you, what did you say?"

"I said that..."

"Come on, say it, you know you want to~"

"You're smarter, egocentric, narcissistic, and an alcoholic than I am!"

"Haha, see? It wasn't that hard to admit."

"Except for the first thing… I don't see why you'd want the rest…"

"It's a matter of status, are you a dinosaur?" Rick walked toward a building, leaving Tony behind. "Wait here, I'm going for tools."

"Wait, what if I get attacked or something?"

"Just drop to the floor and curl up… or teach them a French class, I'm not your damn father!"

At that moment, Tony felt that teaming up with Rick was the worst decision of his life. He also cursed his stupid pride. He could have asked Allen for materials or bought them at the point store, but instead, he chose to rely on his ingenuity to improvise.

"I should have learned my lesson the last time I almost froze to death in the atmosphere…"

Pepper and Rhodey turned their faces away to avoid watching their friend and boss's performance. Allen couldn't take everyone, so he chose, and since he was already carrying the Hulk and Thor, there was only one more place for the Avengers; Allen had to choose between two: Captain America and Tony. He honestly wanted to bring Captain America, since Tony didn't seem very useful in this world, but Tony convinced the Captain to let him go in exchange for a collection of the best hits from the '30s and '40s on vinyl records and a Rossner and Sohn MOTT turntable.

...

Rick didn't care about Tony's humiliation on the surface, but secretly, he had left two miniature drones in camouflage mode, recording everything, including his confession, so he could humiliate him later.

Rick observed a building, touched his ear, and glasses materialized in front of his eyes. He scanned the building seriously but didn't find anything interesting. Rick's family watched this confused, almost as if they were starting to believe their psychopathic father/grandfather was taking this situation seriously.

It wasn't like that...

Rick smiled and entered a building. Two Shinigami were alarmed, but Rick pulled out a gun that froze them when fired.

"Oh, shit! Are they dead?"

Rick couldn't care less about other people's lives, but if he started acting like a genocidal maniac, Allen wouldn't call him again or ask for help.

"Technically, they aren't dead!" Rick said aloud so the system could hear him.

[...]

The system was against calling characters like Rick and Deadpool due to their chaotic and destructive natures, but Allen decided to trust them... maybe it was Allen's mistake, or maybe not.

Rick entered a warehouse with a serious expression and his freezing ray in hand. It looked like he was ready to find a captain or something worse. However, everyone looked at him with disdain as Rick's face changed upon seeing some barrels.

"Oh yes, baby! Spiritual liquor!"

...

Outside the warehouse, Tony was surrounded by several Shinigami with their zanpakuto pointed at him.

"Ryoka, surrender or die!"

"Wait, wait, I can't move, I'm trapped!"

"You're lying!"

"I'm not lying! This suit doesn't function well here! Listen, I know you want to cut me into pieces, I know, I'm here without permission and all, but just think for a moment, anyone can kill people, but how many can capture an invader alive?!"

"What?!" the ordinary shinigami stopped their movements. The average Shinigami couldn't fight against the other monsters that had come. However, if they managed to capture one of them, it could be a great achievement.

"Alright, Ryoka, you're under arrest. Your fate will be decided by Central 46..."

Before the Shinigami could finish, he was frozen by Rick, who had returned.

Rick froze the all Shinigami and then looked at Tony disapprovingly. "Don't you think it's pathetic begging for your life like that?"

Tony wanted to excuse himself, but seeing Rick with several barrels floating behind him, he was filled with anger.

"I don't want to hear that from a drunkard and thief!!"

"Tsk, I didn't steal it, I just took the garbage that was lying around… inside a warehouse... guarded by Shinigami." Rick pulled out a gun and pointed it at Tony, "Never mind, just move your ass!"

Rick shot, and a small device stuck to Tony's suit, giving him a shock. The suit reactivated, and Tony glared at Rick with resentment.

"The tools thing was a lie, wasn't it?"

Rick shrugged, "Big deal, compared to the Santa lie, this is nothing."

...

Alice – Mom, Santa doesn't exist? D:

Eve – Of course, he does, honey!

MJ – Hey, You bastard, don't lie!!, there's Santa in your world either!

Natasha – "Don't worry, Alice, Allen will take you to meet him at Christmas.

Alice – Yay!

Nikky – I want to meet him too!

Starfire – Me too!

Kimiko – *Anxious tremors* "I need to check if the legends are real..."

...

(Later)

The system had to report the situation in other places in case Allen had to help or stop them.

Of course, Rick and Tony's strange situation came to its attention, and it observed Rick's perspective for a moment. Allen knew this could happen, as Rick is not exactly someone you can trust.

Allen shook his head. Rick is a bastard in every possible sense and extension of the word, but there's a very small group of people he cares about and doesn't seek to hurt, and among them are Birdman, Slow Mobius, and, of course, more recently, Allen.

He decided to trust Rick since, for all, he, despite lacking empathy and morals, can see what is right and wrong in each situation.

"We're leaving," Allen said to everyone.

...

...

Allen walked through the streets of Seireitei with Rukia in his arms. He could have just left from where he was, but the situation wasn't that simple. Allen had to pick up all his "allies" personally because many of them wouldn't listen to anyone but him.

Allen was walking through the streets when three Shinigami appeared from the sky, launching fire and electricity attacks using Kido.

"Watch out!" Orihime touched her hairpin, and it transformed into a transparent orange shield that blocked the attacks.

Chad stepped forward and clenched his left fist. It turned into something similar to a Hollow's arm, black in color.

"Brazo izquierdo de Gigante (Left arm of the Giant)"

Chad struck with his fist, and a blast of reiatsu shot out, surprising the three Shinigami who thought Orihime and Chad were just ordinary humans.

"Ahg!!"

The three shinigami were hit and sent flying to crash in different places.

These abilities were originally awakened due to the Hogyoku, but because of the changes Urahara caused, that didn't happen. Instead, it was Allen, with some help from fragments of the system, who gave them these powers.

Chad looked at his arm, still not used to this power, but he didn't hesitate to use it if it was to protect his friends. Orihime turned and checked Allen, worried he might have been hurt.

This was quite sweet considering that even if Allen stayed quiet and those attacks hit him, they wouldn't be able to hurt him. Still, he smiled at Orihime's adorable gesture.

"Thank you."

"Hehe, leave it to me, just protect Rukia-chan~"

Orihime, in the canon, was more shy about calling people by their first names. However, her closer relationship with Allen, along with his influence, made her a little bolder in this regard.

"Alright, I'll protect the princess, and you protect me, Hime-sama."

"Mou~" Orihime pouted and pinched Allen's arm, "Don't make fun of me, I'm serious."

"Princess?! Me?! Allen put me down!" Rukia struggled, but Allen ignored her and hugged her tighter; this made her bury her face in his chest. The pleasant masculine scent intoxicated her and she stopped struggling.

A half-mocking smile appeared on Allen's face, "I'm sorry..."

Angelica snorted while resenting the interaction between the three of them.

"You're too careless, even with this King by your side, you should never let your guard down."

Her words made sense, but it was more jealousy than anything else.

"It's good to be young~" Unohana laughed. She was walking three steps behind Allen, and some in the chat wondered why she did this. It was Kimiko who answered, saying that in ancient Japan, it was customary for women to walk three steps behind their husbands.

Allen stopped bothering Rukia and lowered her, then turned to Unohana and pulled her into his arms. "Yachiru, you're more beautiful than most women from the three worlds."

Unohana blushed, not understanding for a moment what was happening, but quickly realized that Allen thought her previous comment was one of envy.

"Ara~ it's not that~" She raised her hand to caress Allen's cheek while her blue eyes filled with tenderness. "Do you think I'm a woman who would worry about something like that?"

"No"

"Good husband~" Unohana's aura shifted to something terrifying and dark. "Ara Ara~ Age? Do you think a thousand years of age difference is enough for me to give up..."

"Unohana–san?"

"Captain Unohana?"

Orihime and Rukia took two steps back, startled. Angelica looked at this, arms crossed, without changing her expression, while Chad shrank against the wall.

Unohana's hair loosened from its braid and cascaded down. Her blue eyes turned black, and her maternal aura became tinged with blood.

"I just betrayed the Soul Society for you, and I would do it a thousand times more~... my husband... not other women... and no other superficial thing like age will make me let you go... it will only happen if you kill me, or I kill you... ufufu~"

Everyone: "She's crazy!"

While an ordinary man would have been scared out of his wits by such obsessive and dark love, Allen remained calm throughout and then took Unohana's hand that was on his cheek and kissed it.

"I'm glad, that way I won't have to worry about flaying anyone who tries to steal you from me..."

Everyone: "This one is crazy too!"

...

Allen continued on his way with hundreds of shinigami following them, and fifteen minutes later, a shinigami tried to cast a baked to stop Allen's movements, but a metal shield appeared in front of them, summoned by a blonde girl with pigtails who smiled with disdain.

"How do you call yourselves Death Gods? I expected more... What a disappointment."

Angelica stopped crossing her arms and pointed at the shinigami, who was pierced by a spear that pinned him to a wall.

"Ugh!"

The man didn't die for two reasons: one was because Angelica avoided vital points, and the other was because shinigami didn't die as easily as humans. Angelica watched Allen every time she made a move as if searching for his reaction.

Allen noticed this. At first, he thought she was afraid of upsetting him, but that didn't match with Gilgamesh's personality. Then Allen realized that she had never used the same treasure to attack someone.

"You're very strong... but that's obvious for the Hero King..."

Angelica smiled and looked at Allen with satisfaction, her hand trailing across her own body to recover her words. "Of course, power, intelligence, skills, resources, beauty, position... the best of a goddess, a queen, and a woman... So, Allen, have you finally realized my existence?"

Angelica was a bit resentful when pronouncing these words. She was Gilgamesh, the first human king, the woman desired by gods, goddesses, men, and women, yet she had to compete for Allen's attention.

It didn't make sense, or perhaps it did. Deep down, despite her displeasure, she felt a sense of joy that Allen wasn't enchanted by her beauty. Had he been, she couldn't guarantee she wouldn't have been disappointed.

"Honestly, I realized how amazing you were when you managed to adapt to this world without my help, and I also noticed you were a very beautiful woman, but being a king, I thought you'd feel uncomfortable if I pointed it out."

"That's stupid!" Angelica shouted, losing control. She had been hoping he would call her aside to talk, that he'd be happy to finally see her, that he'd even let her sit beside him if she wished. There were many fantasies, both innocent and strange, that passed through her mind, but none of them came true.

Allen treated her like everyone else. He smiled when he saw her and greeted her, taking her hand, but the only one excited was her, which made her feel an emotion she hadn't felt before... bitterness and disappointment. Yet now she learned that he hadn't done so in order not to make her uncomfortable.

Angelica grabbed Allen by the neck and pulled him close to her. "Listen, as the first King of humanity, not like you... friend, I order you not to hold any consideration for my status and feel free to treat me however you wish!"

Allen smiled mysteriously, "Oh, really?"

The girl came back to her senses, not understanding what she had just said. Allen extended his hand and grabbed a lobe of her ear, where there was a gold earring with an engraving.

"What do these symbols mean?... And these tattoos, are they natural, or did you make them?"

Allen smiled and caressed the red lines on Angelica's skin. She trembled, feeling her body heat up.

Angelica had never allowed any man to touch her so casually. Enkidu was her friend, but he was very respectful in every sense, a dignified man who looked at her as an equal. Yet Allen treated her with informality and no respect for her personal space.

"Allen...." Angelica looked at him angrily, about to scold him, but Allen's gaze made her swallow her words.

"Angelica, I can treat you as I wish, can't I?"

"Haa~" Angelica gasped, but she wasn't the only woman to do so.

It was the penetrating look he had when he misbehaved, "Truly a woman worthy of being the first king..."

"...!" For the first time, Angelica felt tempted to submit, but her pride shone at the last moment, and she pulled Allen's hand away before walking off.

"We need to move quickly!."

[This was unexpected... I shouldn't underestimate the pride of a king, she won't kneel easily....]

'I didn't want her to kneel, I was just teasing her....'

Allen smiled as he realized his actions had reddened the faces of Unohana, Orihime, and Rukia. As well as Esdeath and Albedo, who were very susceptible to such stimuli. And other girls in the chat who decided to take a cold shower.

...

The group continued to move forward...

Allen heard the sounds of battle ahead, he was about to reach the place where Thor and Komamura were fighting. However, the shinigami's attacks intensified, which was very strange.

These shinigami were different from the others, their clothes resembling more of ninjas than shinigami. They were silent and attacked even knowing what the outcome would be.

It seemed they were willing to die just to delay Allen for a few seconds.

"They're from the Second Division," said Unohana, firing a Byakurai (White Lightning) and piercing a special forces shinigami without killing him. She was just copying Angelica, incapacitating the shinigami without killing them.

"The Second Division, Special Forces," Allen muttered to himself. "Soifon..."

The Special Forces (Onmitsukidō, literally "Secret Tactics") is one of the three organizations into which the Shinigami army is divided, alongside the Gotei 13 and the Kido Corps.

Thus, traditionally, the Special Forces have been a separate organization, only depending on orders given by the Chamber of 46, and with no power over the other organizations or the nobility of Seireitei. Just as the Gotei 13 consists of thirteen divisions, the Special Forces have five different squads, with very defined functions and a firmly established hierarchy. Their symbol consists of two thick black rectangles, intertwined perpendicularly.

"I'm surprised you know my name, intruder..." A woman with a stern look appeared before Allen. She had no fear.

Many "ninjas" surrounded Allen and his group, making Orihime and Chad nervous, while Unohana stayed silent, just like Ángela.

Rukia felt nervous; the Special Squad was the one responsible for arresting and executing other shinigami when the situation called for it.

Soifon is a short, slender woman with grayish dark eyes and black hair with a bluish tint, short except for two braided locks at the back, wrapped in cloth with a golden ring at the end of each. She projects an image of an unrelenting woman.

Above her Shinigami uniform, Soifon wears a sleeveless white haori, distinctive of her position as Captain of the Gotei 13. The only standardization in her outfit consists of a yellow Sash belt tied above the haori, along with traditional, light Chinese shoes suitable for martial arts. Unlike the other Shinigami, she carries her Zanpakuto horizontally across her back. Underneath her Shinigami outfit, she leaves her arms, shoulders, and back exposed.

"It's disappointing, your decision, Unohana Yachiru!"

"..." Unohana didn't respond.

"Kuchiki Rukia, if you had any decency, you would take your life as a sign of repentance!"

Soifon's harsh words made Rukia feel bad.

Allen grabbed her hand to comfort her and then turned to Soifon.

"You say very harsh things... are you trying to make me angry?"

Allen released his Reiatsu, it had increased monstrously since he listened to Lenalee.... but his power increased too much!

The shinigami around them fell to the ground, crushed, with only Soifon and a large man who must be her lieutenant remaining standing.

"Captain, don't provoke him! This guy defeated Commander Yamamoto!"

"You idiot, Captain Yamamoto won't die so easily!" Soifon struck her lieutenant in the stomach and looked at Allen with disdain.

"Ryoka, or whatever you are, I don't know if you understand the gravity of your actions. You may not like our methods, but without the Seireitei, the human world would become an apocalypse, with Hollows devouring souls uncontrollably. And what do you think will happen when there are no souls left to eat? They'll attack the living!"

Allen remained silent. The law is not always just; those who enforce it are often corrupt. But that doesn't change the fact that the law is necessary, or else the fragile system called society would collapse. The same goes for the Seireitei: without it, everything falls apart.

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