Chapter 38: Chapter 38: Pour the Golden Liquid on Your Head
Zhou Peng saw that no one was paying attention to him, so he knocked on the door even harder.
"Zhang Yi, Zhang Yi! I'm Zhou Peng!"
"Open the door, I have something important to say to you."
Zhang Yi sneered, reached out and took out the gun, and unlocked the safety with a "click".
He walked to the door, "Who is it?"
Zhou Peng heard Zhang Yi's reply, and quickly reached down to signal Fang Yuqing and Lin Caining to get ready.
The two women were a little nervous because they were doing this kind of murder for the first time.
But when they thought that after killing Zhang Yi, they could live in his warm and comfortable house with plenty of food, their eyes immediately became firm!
Zhou Peng said: "Zhang Yi, I'm Zhou Peng. We have eaten all the food in our house. For the sake of our colleagues, can you give me something to eat?"
He looked pleading, but his hand quietly put down, ready to draw the knife at any time.
Zhang Yi leaned against the door and said lightly: "We have no food at home, I can't help you with this matter!" Fang Yuqing and Lin Caining cursed in their hearts. How can you have no food at home? There are seven or eight boxes of food in the kitchen, and they are scallops, dried scallops and abalone. Are they all fake? However, they have been prepared for this situation. Zhou Peng gritted his teeth and took out a box of medicine from his pocket. "Zhang Yi, I won't take your medicine for nothing! I will exchange it with you for a box of ibuprofen." It was freezing cold, and many people caught a cold and had a fever. In this case, medicine can save lives, and its value is not inferior to food. In order to lure Zhang Yi to open the door, Zhou Peng took out his treasured ibuprofen. Zhang Yi was behind the door at this time, but he was thinking about how to deal with them. Kill them? That's also simple. Whether it's a gun or a crossbow, they can be killed. But killing them monotonously is really boring. In the end of the world, death is a kind of relief, and living is hell.
Of course he would not let these bitches get away with it.
After thinking for a while, Zhang Yi had an idea in his mind.
He walked to the trash can and took out a Pulse bottle.
Just after drinking several cans of beer, he just happened to have the urge to pee.
He opened the gate to release water from the bottle.
"Ibuprofen? This thing is good, let me think about it."
Zhang Yi chatted lazily with Zhou Peng while releasing water.
The people outside the door also heard the sound of water, but they didn't know what Zhang Yi was doing.
Just hearing Zhang Yi's tone seemed to be a play, several people's faces also showed excitement.
Zhou Peng quickly said: "Yes, yes, open the door, let's exchange. I don't want much, two packs of instant noodles will do!"
According to the current prices in the community, ibuprofen can at least be exchanged for five packs of instant noodles!
Zhou Peng deliberately offered a low price just to trick Zhang Yi into opening the door.
"Two packs of instant noodles? I'm afraid you'll suffer. That would be so embarrassing."
After Zhang Yi finished draining the water, he immediately had a bottle of iced black tea in his hand. It was full and white foamy.
Zhou Peng thought Zhang Yi was about to take the bait, so he leaned on the door and said, "It's okay. I'm so hungry now. We are colleagues. It's better to give you a discount than to others. Please open the door quickly!"
Zhang Yi climbed to the shooting hole on the door on a stool, and then poured a bottle of hot fresh iced black tea on the three people outside the door.
Zhou Peng and his men were startled by the sudden liquid pouring on their heads.
Fang Yuqing and Lin Caining screamed.
"Ah! What is this!"
"Hey, it's hot water, still steaming!"
Feeling the warm heat, several people were a little happy at first.
But within a second, they smelled the special pungent smell.
"This... this is urine!!!!"
"Ah!!!!"
The two women screamed like pigs being slaughtered as urine poured down on their heads, and immediately squatted on the ground and vomited non-stop.
Zhou Peng's eyes turned red with anger, and he banged the door hard.
"Zhang Yi, I @#¥&*! &%#¥! Get out of here, I'll kill you!"
But the heavy alloy door didn't change at all after being pounded with a fist, and Zhou Peng's hand hurt badly instead.
Zhang Yi's hearty laughter came from inside the room.
"How does my urine taste? Is it good?"
"You idiots, you still want to come and cheat me. Are you worthy?"
Zhou Peng and his men immediately realized that they had been discovered by Zhang Yi.
Several people were shocked and angry, and they cursed at Zhang Yi outside the door.
Zhou Peng cursed: "Fuck, I shouldn't talk nonsense with you! Just wait, I will kill you when I go in!" He didn't pretend anymore, took out a kitchen knife from his clothes, and chopped at the door desperately! Ordinary doors are made of wood, and they can be opened as long as the door lock is broken. But Zhang Yi's door is made of integrated alloy, which can withstand the bombardment of RPG! Zhou Peng's knife was equivalent to chopping on a steel plate. The door did not move at all, and the huge recoil force directly shook the kitchen knife out! The kitchen knife passed by Zhou Peng's head and opened a long cut. His knuckles were also shaken and bleeding. A little knowledge of biology-human skin is more fragile in winter, and the pain is more intense. Zhou Peng was completely scared. If the kitchen knife was a little more off, it would have hit his face directly. However, his daze was soon interrupted by the intense pain.
"Ahhhhh!!!!"
Zhou Peng cried out in pain.
The two women saw this, and their fear made them abandon Zhou Peng and run away in a hurry.
Zhang Yi watched all this in the room, weighed the pistol in his hand for a few times, thinking about whether to go out, and shot them one by one.
Not to mention killing them, at least let them get hurt, so that they would definitely live a life worse than death in this ice end times.
But after thinking for a while, he gave up this plan.
Why?
Because there are three mad dogs outside!
Although there is a high probability that he will hurt them if he opens the door and goes out, there is also a 0.00% chance that he will be killed in return.
Zhang Yi will never joke about his own life!
Yes, he is the king of the hideout!
Why should he act on impulse when his life is so comfortable?
"It doesn't matter. I'll wait them out here. Let's see how long they can survive in this apocalypse!"
Zhang Yi was calm and went back to the sofa to continue playing games.
Zhou Peng and Fang Yuqing ran back home. He sat on the sofa, trembling all over.
He almost died just now, and he is still scared.
Fang Yuqing screamed when she saw his urine dripping onto the sofa.
"Ah! Get out of here. Who told you to sit on my sofa!"