Chapter 4 The Human Windmill [Fourth Update, Subscription Requested]
Soon, a little demon received the order and went to fetch the wine. In no time, the demon rushed over, carrying a huge jar of wine, and thudded it down beside the large iron pot, just about to break the mud seal.
Yinjiao, the Silver-Horned King, shouted, "Wait a moment, shouldn't you, big brother, handle this historic moment?"
Jinjiao, the Golden-Horned King, laughed and said, "That would be excellent! You and I, after eating Tang Sanzang's flesh, will henceforth be immortal, never again having to race against the fleeting mortal life in arduous cultivation."
Yinjiao, the Silver-Horned King, nodded repeatedly in agreement.
The Golden-Horned King walked over and, under the gaze of all the little demons, slapped the seal. As it burst open, a thick aroma of wine wafted out.
At that instant, Tang Sanzang, who appeared as if he were lazily snoozing just a moment before, suddenly opened his eyes wide and excitedly exclaimed, "Wine? Is there more wine?"
Thinking Tang Sanzang was surprised that his secret had been discovered, the Golden-Horned King laughed proudly and said, "Tang Sanzang, you didn't expect we would know your secret, did you? Hahaha... no need to be surprised anymore. This is fate, you, you deserve to be eaten by us!"
Laughing heartily, the Golden-Horned King lifted the wine jar and poured it into the cauldron.
Tang Sanzang, just roused from sleep and with a yearning for wine clouding his mind, only had eyes for the wine jar and ignored the Golden-Horned King. He tried to catch some of the spilling wine with his hands, his expression filled with indescribable excitement.
The Golden-Horned King laughed and said, "Monk, you've never had wine before, have you? This is your last journey, have a drink, give it a try?"
Tang Sanzang flashed him a grin and said, "Sure, thanks!"
Having said that, Tang Sanzang tipped his head back and took a sip!
Seeing this, the Golden-Horned King burst into uproarious laughter and said, "Is this the good man of ten lifetimes, the disciple of Mount Ling, Golden Cicada? Hahaha... just like that, you've broken your precepts, hahaha... what a colossal joke! Hahaha..."
But while laughing, the Golden-Horned King found it increasingly difficult to laugh, as the temperature around him seemed to be dropping sharply!
At the same time, he saw that after the Monk took a sip, closing and opening his eyes, his aura gradually became terrifying, especially his eyes. A moment ago they were foggy with a dopey charm, but now they resembled those of a trouble-seeking hooligan from the streets, fierce and aggressive, even more demonic than himself!
Meanwhile, Zhu Ganglie was frantically twisting his body, shaking himself off the wall, and then, like a big grub, started squirming on the ground, struggling towards the cave's exit.
"Zhu Ganglie, where are you running off to?"
Several little demons noticed and immediately pounced to restrain Zhu Ganglie.
Zhu Ganglie yelled, "Scram, scram, scram! Stay away from me, I don't want to die, dammit!"
Hearing these words, that unsettling feeling in the Golden-Horned King's heart grew even stronger... his laughter also grew fainter.
At that moment, the bald man in front of him slowly raised his head, looked at him, and enunciated clearly, "What the hell are you laughing at?"
For some reason, the Golden-Horned King suddenly felt fear, his body trembling uncontrollably...
Smack!
A large hand slapped the shiny bald head, causing it to wobble like a spring...
It was the Silver-Horned King who had slapped him, pointing at Tang Sanzang's head and saying, "Baldy, have you looked around to see where you are? A mere mortal daring to act drunk and disorderly here? Playing the tough guy? Behave yourself!"
The Golden-Horned King had an epiphany; this guy wasn't becoming powerful, he was merely drunk and acting crazy!
Just as he was about to say something, there was a splash, and Tang Sanzang stood up from the cauldron, his expression growing wild: "Baldy... who are you calling baldy?!"
Tang Sanzang whirled around, and with the speed of lightning, grabbed the Silver-Horned King by his broken horn, then roared out, "Make the ground turn to steel!"
The ground instantly turned into a sheet of steel. Tang Sanzang swung the Silver-Horned King down with a boom, and the latter felt as if all the bones in his body were about to break, vomiting a mouthful of blood...
Then, his world spun out of control as Tang Sanzang swung him back and forth across the ground like a torn sack, causing an earthquake that sprayed blood everywhere, indicating the bald man's forceful might! At that moment, the only thought in the Silver-Horned King's head was: "Is this really a mortal?!"
Simultaneously, the Silver-Horned King cried out, "Big brother, save me!"
The Golden-Horned King finally snapped back to reality and bellowed, "Bald donkey, let go of him!"
After the shout, Tang Sanzang's movements suddenly stopped, and then he actually let go...
Boom!
The Silver Horned King fell to the ground, spitting out mouthfuls of bloody froth...
Tang Sanzang slowly looked towards the Golden Horned King, "What did you just call me?"
The Golden Horned King swallowed a mouthful of spit with difficulty, a sense of alarm blaring in his heart. That bad premonition, the premonition of death, became even stronger. Under the influence of fear, the Golden Horned King mustered up his courage and bellowed, "I called you a bald donkey!"
At the same time, the Golden Horned King pulled out a Seven-Star Sword. With a flash of the sword light and a burst of cold air, the entire cave instantly became frosted over.
As if to embolden himself, he shouted, "This sword is composed by the Old Master refining demons. Its power is boundless. Let's see how you..."
Crack!
Suddenly, Tang Sanzang lowered his head and, using his bald head, rammed into the tip of the sword. Then with a cracking sound, the Seven-Star Sword shattered like snowflakes.
At that moment, the Golden Horned King couldn't even finish his sentence as he gasped for air, swallowing back his breath.
"You... you..."
The Golden Horned King looked in disbelief as that shiny bald head charged towards him. The two were almost face to face, and he clearly saw the madness in those eyes...
The next moment, a big hand grabbed the Golden Horned King's golden horn and roared, "Turn the ground to steel—stab!"
The Golden Horned King saw steel spikes suddenly emerge from the ground, each about a dozen centimeters long. He cried out in agony, "Dammit, why do mine have spikes?"
Boom!
Splat!
"Awoooo!"
An excruciatingly delightful scream echoed through the cave as it shook with Tang Sanzang's violent thrashing. A group of weaker demons bounced up and down with the tremors...
Zhu Ganglie took the opportunity to escape from these lesser demons and continued his metamorphosis.
Just then, the Silver Horned King struggled to sit up, shouting, "Tang Sanzang, stop your arrogance!"
But then a big hand reached out, grabbed his silver horn, and dragged him over.
After that, Tang Sanzang, like a human whirlwind, flailed about, pounding the ground repeatedly. Soon, Golden Horn and Silver Horn were perforated by the ground spikes like a hornet's nest.
Yet, despite such severe injuries, spewing blood like fountains, they were not dead.
After smashing them a bit more, Tang Sanzang suddenly let go, then touched his own bald head and silently crawled into the big iron pot, yelling, "Boil water!"
Following that, Tang Sanzang fell asleep...
Clearly, this guy had sobered up.
Golden Horn and Silver Horn lay on the ground, utterly baffled, unable to comprehend what just happened.
However, they knew for sure that son of a bitch Zhu Ganglie definitely knew what was going on!
So, enduring the intense pain, they got up and turned their heads, only to see Zhu Ganglie had already metamorphosed to the entrance of the cave. Infuriated, they consumed healing pills while shouting, "Zhu Ganglie, where do you think you're running off to?!"
But as soon as they spoke, they saw a few lesser demons desperately pointing behind them, their expressions filled with anxiousness and fear.
At the same time, they heard the sound of splashing water behind them...
They exchanged glances, both seeing the tears in each other's eyes, and exclaimed in unison, "Damn it, not again?!"
PS: Only four chapters will be updated tonight, more during the day. I can't help it, the content coming up needs more editing... Also, regular updates will be increased and will not be limited to just two chapters anymore.