Naruto : Chad Uchiha

the day finally came when the academy exam would take place. Before going to the exam I ate a big meal made by mom. my dad told me to "go get them and show them the efforts of your workouts". my mom on the other hand told me to be safe and watch out for anything dangerous. 

after finishing the meal I went to the academy. I was dressed up like black Goku ready to rizz some girls. It was a 10-minute walk, on the way there I tagged along the other kids obito, Guy, Kakashi, rin, shisue, Asuma, and Kurenai. They all were excited about being ninjas, such fools. I wanted to smack them all in the head but I controlled myself. After standing in front of the academy, for roll call and registration, we all began to line up in the training area. 

one of the instructors began explaining the exam, the exam had 4 parts. physical fitness, shuriken throwing, duels, and team-based assignments. The instructor also noted we would be scored, but our scores didn't determine if we would get accepted or not. but a higher score would mean a lot more likely to be accepted. the scored would go from 100 for first place to 0 for last place place.

the physical exam started shortly after, it had 3 parts running(5k run), obstacle jumps with parkour, and pushups. given I started working out sooner than everyone and had an op bloodline, I blitzed the 5k run while the other kids were at 2-3 k . The expression on Obito's face while I lapped him 5 times was hilarious. I made sure to make fun of him each time. " any time this year slowpoke"," I know grandmas faster than you", " From loser uchiha to slowest Uchiha I don't know which is worst". after me, there was Kakashi, shisue, and guy. I don't know how guy was 4th place , I guess genetics is a bitch. after everyone got done running we began the parkour section, I somewhat struggled at the start since I had never done parkour or trained for it. But since I was so flexible and agile, I still finished first. while I was done I watched obito go through the course and couldn't stop myself at laughing at him, mans sure wasn't gifted to a ninja. I couldn't insult him since the instructor was right next to me this time. after the parkour was finished we moved on to the pushup exam, this time we didn't have a set amount to run or obstacles to do, instead, it was doing it till failure. I managed to do about 220 push-ups. while the rest of the kids could only do about 20. beside guy who did 100 and obito who did 4. 

After establishing my dominance in the physical exam, we were given a 30 min break to get some rest. During the wait time, I tried talking to Kurenai and rin. Both of them did not like how i picked on Obito as I was running so they ignored me. These two bitches deserved what happened to them in the original show. after getting angry i went and picked on obito some more, before heading to Shisui and asking him how confident he was in Shurkien exam. He told me he would ace it and the only competition was Kakashi, I nodded and said if he lost he had to treat me to launch. 

shortly after the Shurikan throwing exam started. everyone lined up to shoot shurkians at the target, one target was moving another was stationary. I was first since I ranked first the last exam. They probably thought I could set the model for the rest of the kids since if I was good in physical exams I must be good in shurikans too. Sadly I had little interest in throwing ninja toys, so I never practiced them even once. Only those weak in body and ninjutsu would rely on abusing ranged weapons in a fight. And it provided to increase in muscle mass so completely useless workout too.

when the instructor told me to start I just throw them with little to no interest. I almost missed every shot besides one shot. everyone was surprised, Obito got happy and said "Who's the loser now". I glared at him ready to just run at him at full sprint and give him a wedgie. But I controlled my self since everyone including the instructors was watching. 

the others slowly took the test, they all hit more than me except Obito, who somehow only hit one target like me. I was dying from laughter again, before rin glared at me telling me to stop as Obito was about to start crying. 

Kakshi and shisui both got almost a similar score on Shurkian test but Shisui was faster so he got 1st place. I got last place in this part since I kinda sucked at him to the same extent as Obi

the duals started right after since rest was not needed, we all began drawing lots from a box. I got number 7. We had the classic tournament-style duels. I was matched with number 8 who happened to be mizuki. damn i felt bad for Mizuki poor man was about to get blitzed. after we both walked up on the stage, the instructor started the match, I wasn't the biggest fan of wasting my time with chump change, so I told him to surrender before he gets knocked out, he glared at me saying " mama ain't raise no bitch", I laughed, " just for that joke, i won't make it painful you be knocked out before you know it". I ran at him at top speed and punched him in the liver. man did not know how to defend against a powerful blow and he just got knocked down paralyzed. I made sure not to use too much force since he made me laugh he would be good in an hour or two. the instructor glared at me asking if it was really needed to go for a weak point in a competition, I said "A ninja should always be prepared for the worst"

AN: took a break for bit I should be back most this week