Naruto : Chad Uchiha

After making 2k money I went to my house with the stand being carried by obito and shisiui. after they dropped off everything I said I better see them sharp tomorrow after school. They had no life in their eyes and had given up arguing back. 

After my parents saw how much I made, they said I needed to pay taxes since anything above 1k the village would want a piece. Uncle Sam (US meme for the tax man) always wants a cut. I guess instead of Uncle Sam this time its uncle Hokage. Useless ass man trying to tax me. I asked how the tax works they said 33% of all profit will be paid in tax unless you have an agreement with the village, or are clan-owned. 

One day I will force the village to pay me back but for now, I will pay. The day will come when I will be the tax man instead. But for now, i guess I will have to pay the government.

over the next several days we saw a little increase in business, but we still where making about 2-2.5k a day. not bad money but it would take forever for me to make 200k. I decided it was time for expansion plans. I needed two more locations, one near the biggest civilian school in town and one near the akamichi clan. Goto get the young kids and the fat people to make the money. The next day I went to buy all the equipment and material needed for the job, and started posting job applications around the village. Till I found the right person I would have to get some ninja genin to do this as a D-ranked mission. It's not a bad way to mess with some genin I guess. After going to post the mission, I was told they would be there tomorrow. I had to make 3x more mayonnaise at home that day to cover all the stands. 

the day I would set up the two extra stands I decided to take an absent day from the academy, not like I was learning anything there anyway. I made the 6 ninjas come to the house and set up the stands at the locations I told them at launch time. The genin didn't complain too much since they were not new genin, they were from the geninn core, for ninjas without a mentor and no talent. They made good employees though. The only bad thing was that I could be at one stand at a time when having fun sitting on a chair and messing with my employees. If only I had a brother or an uncle to be helpful. 

Given all three of my stands that day I made 5k, and now we were going some places. all I needed to do was to get regular employees to cut the cost to get up to 7k profits. After one week of interviews, I finally found some cute girls to run the front and some guy to run the fries. The sad part was while it was an economical decision, I didn't have the heart to mess with the girls too much. I could still mess with the frier boy though. After introductions of the girls, our profits ran to 8.5 k a day. 

I was wondering if I could get Rin to run the stand with obito and shisui to make more money. I tried asking her to work, but she said no cause I was a jerk. A Woman with 0 vision I could see. No wonder she committed suicide. The only other option was shizune. Sad times , i had to buy some dongo it seems . After brining her some dongo and saying I'm a proper gentleman and that I would never lie, i asked her to work for me. She said no. I guess I had to hire through the fun way. I told her, I have been hearing french fries with pork belly goes good, we wouldn't want anything bad to happen to your pet pig, wouldn't we? She cried and accepted the position. HAHAHAHA. 

Now I was making 10k a day from my business. A true business monopoly in the ninja world.