Naruto : Chad Uchiha

AN:We are back baby. Did you miss me ?

looking at the terrified crowd i laughed like a devil. " ha ha, now that you see the blessing of the gods, do you still wish to fight me you cockroaches? It is time for you to bow down to true strength. unless ur name starts with a hashirama you ain't gonna get out of here pretty looking . Now let us dance obito , lets me see how long you can stand on your two feet." 

The demonic back gave me a boost in speed, power, and chakra control. with it fully activated obito was nearly dodging my attacks but he still didn't get a hit on him. man's ability was just too cheat-like. he lauged at me saying "Even with all that spread and strength what are you gonna do in front of the mangekue sharingan".

Thinking back on how his whole body is made of cancer hashirama cells being controlled by zetsu to not kill him. I thought maybe I could stimulate his cancer with my yang release and make the cancer multiply. I began channeling my chakra thought the ground to obito , he began poffin up like balon. He said " what is happening , how are you doing this. this wont be the end ". before he teleported out with all the Akatsuki.

Pussy ass Obito leaving before getting his ass handed to him. Every one sighed in relief.

I looked at fugaku to see he had lost a arm. I guess Itachi even without the mangekyu sharingan was still a tuff cookie . I looked at him and and said " usually when a child suppresses their dad their is a cause for celebration, but I don't think you would be celebrating anything, anytime soon hahahah . " He responded " that is not my son no more , he betrayed his own people. His own father , his own family." I didn't want to make to much fun of him as the moment didn't feal appropriate.

I went up to the hokage , he was breathing in and out fast , seems like orochimaru was a pain in the ass. I said " yours old bones needs a workout here and there , you can't be out here compete with the youth now days with ur stiff back. Maybe you should give up your hokage title to me , I will take good care of the village. I will make sure every corner of the village has a sign of my company. The ultimate protection. It is time for a true monarchy , a monarchy ran by a ice cream shop " he laughed and said " these old bones can handle a bit more of action , you don't need to worry yourself with the village, I have two students I just have persuade a little to take this seat." I sighed and moved on I guess I won't be be getting the hokage seat that easily.

Shisui walled up to me and asked " why is this clan always so messed up , and how much more power do you have . With your power peace between the village and the clan would have been achieved from long ago why didn't you help me and Itachi. Maybe if you lead us Itachi wouldn't be misguided." I said" now now shisui , this clan and village business is non of my business . I'm just a simple entrepreneur who does fitness workouts here and there. You expect so much from a man like me with no ninjutstu, charisma to change how the village dynamic works. Also I don't give a damn about the clan ever since fugako cut me of clan supplies. Only reason I protected the clan today is that my relatives work in this village. The ones who supported my business the ones who cares for me when I was young and the ones who take care of security of my house. Beside those people, what do I care if fogaku ,Itachi, or even you die . Thousands of ninjas and people die in these stupid wars between ninja why should I care about life and death of people unrelated to me. Only thing I will do is that I will make no Uchiha or non Uchiha under my company he under threat. After all no business can be a legitimate business if it's at threat."

Shisui tried to think of some come backs but he knows I would just give him a gibberish respond so he gave up.

Finally I went back to my family where my mom immediately hugged me and said " do you know how worried I was for you , you have to finish them of faster next time so I don't worry " I laughed and said " mom come on, they are S class ninja with abilities that morph reality it self , you goto give me some time to be able to beat them " she took out her slipper and ran me around the house saying " I don't care , you can't be worrying your mom even again " .

All the unpaid employees and my little brother laughed at the situation. Mean while my dad was the only one who has sympathy as he has to deal with the same woman every day.