Naruto : Chad Uchiha

The next day I came back to the wear house to sample the chefs hamburgers. Most of them where mid beside one that was good. I told them to get better sauces for the good one and creat a restaurant chain around it. And call the main hamburger the big Arnold like big mac's

Ranmaru also came back today with the tracker. I told the tracker good work, since you so good at your job go find me a sanin any of them with do. Tell me their location when you do . So I can give them a visit.

Truly I had business with all of them . Orchimaru to Maybe kill him, Tsunade to see her tits no I mean see her medical jitsu and pay her to teach Sakura. And jiriya to see toad sages.

As for the clam symbole It was changed into a man carrying the world . I thought about last night about how cool it would look.

After settling down ranmaru in the mansion and making shisui teach him ninjustus and ninja crap. I went to grab my daily source of enjoyment, a bucket of ice cream, and watching people pay at the cashier's. Nothing beats capitalism at its finest.

Some of the Uchiha elders came to Bitch at me for not doing things the traditional way or doing any clan leader activities. I just grabbed them and throw them far away Everytime. And said "stop producing noise pollution , all meaningless complaints go to fugaku or shisui I don't want to hear any of this "

So the days went on , the village was peaceful, the clan was not of risk of rebellion since danzo was dead and we where making money of my business. Everyone had a job, when ever some one complained they just got throw away litterly by me. I don't got time for them to yap. I am a business man.

Sasuke kept coming these days asking me to teach him Everytime I would tease him about being a femboy and left him out to dry. No point teaching him , not like he needs to be strong to open his sharingan. It's just based on how much of a bum you are.

Lately I been thinking of getting Naruto to work at my fastfood chains , we goto pad up his resume if he thinks he gonna be hokage. Just like my g Donald Trump working the fries in a McDonald's.

Goto get some one to tease 24/7 just a bit more time time , I will wait till he is a genin and make him work here . Can't have him working here without his ninja record at stake. Can't him doing pranks on the customers. 2-3 more years and I can have one of the strongest people in the verse working as a cashier.

2 months later the aoi came back saying he found jiraiya . I went to the village he spotted him. Finding him was easy in the village just searched the local hot spas for a pervert and found him .

When I found him , he was peeping on some women. I immediately grabbed him and throw him over the wall into the naked women. He might as well go all the way. The women all screamed and started beating him after putting some robes on . Mans was bleeding all over the place when they got done with him .

I walked to his body on the floor and said , " nice to meet the gallent sage , and sanin of the hidden leaf . " He responded saying " I don't know if I should be mad at you for throwing me into naked women or not. You must be Arnold Uchiha . I saw you in the new bingo book published this month. Who know the clan known for their ninjustus would produce a ninja who with pure taijutsu beat almost everyone. What can I do for you since you came all this way looking for me ."

I said " there is a lot you can do , you can start off with summoning ur sage toads , a Habibi is trying to learn safe mode "