Naruto: Corrupting my Naruto

(Shiori's PoV) 

I smiled as everyone sat on the long dinner table. Me and Naruto sat on the main seats, like King and Queen. While Sakura and Shikamaru, Sasuke and Hinata, and Asuma and Kurenai were sitting together as arranged by me.

Well, a Jougan is needed, so Sasuke, you deal with the creepy girl whose jacket I 'accidentally' splashed water on while she was helping me cook, and gave her one of my T-shirt. Wearing a jacket in April. If you have good boobs, don't hide their shapes! I know the envy from my past life.

I have thrown a huge feast today, considering the amount of food ninjas consume is vastly higher than my previous world. I can't even begin to imagine how much food will be made on my marriage, given the number of guests.

Anyway, we have the the typical rice, Biryani of Basmati rice from the Land of Rice, sushi, gyoza, some more rice, chicken masala, chicken makhani, chicken lolipops, chicken tandoori, tomato soup, small fishes, and 15 more dishes along with four kinds of sweets.

Still not 56 dishes. I am not at that level yet.

I spent the whole day after training along with Karin and her shadow clones. Naruto is banned from the kitchen, and how he got that, I don't want to discuss. Who the hell smashes a Rasengan to stop a fire!? I really shouldn't have told him that, "If Rasengan doesn't work, either it is not the right version or just not big enough."

Anyway, my guests must be thinking 'dammmmn!' with how much quantity and variety of food I have put on the service tables. But as if I will just throw a feast any agenda.

To put it bluntly, I want to take over the Land of Waves. 

It is the closest island to Uzu, a perfect place for tourism with fishery, a genius builder who even built the Helium plane in the Kakashi novel, and most importantly, it is going to go through a revolution point. 

While we wouldn't really get the implications and the effects of the wave mission in the anime and manga since it is Shonen, it is a very great chance.

Let's imagine the scenarios here.

First of all, building a bridge may seem to be kind of useless since they can be just blown off after it is built. But why was Gato not just letting Tazuna waste his money like that? Because it gave people hope.

Yeah, I may sound cringe, but that was the whole point. A small number of people can have control and oppression over a much larger number of people by not letting any hope rising.

In the Indian independence movement, after the WW2 ended, there was no way the cash cow of British Empire was getting independence. It was only when British government decided to carry out a public trial and execution of the generals of Indian National Army that the general people got to know that there was an army fighting for them. Police and military boycotted their superiors, and the navy even rebelled.

In any world, igniting hope and momentum is very difficult. But once it's done, it leads to revolution or coup depending on who is leading it.

But anyway, the hope can be of different types too. As in the og series, it came from Inari for the villagers. So Inari became a leader. But what if instead of that brat, I became that hope?

Wouldn't I be able to drive out Tazuna, force the useless Daimyo of land of waves to open its economy for 'exclusive investments' from me, and allow me to colonise the island?

From what I remember, Land of Waves became a hotspot for missing-nins from Kiri. Though I can't say for sure how canon are the novels after the War Arc, but if there is a possibility of Kahyo coming there, I will take it. Afterall, she was able to shave some hair of Fourth Raikage.

And well, there is Haku and I want to study Zabuza's sword.

Anyway, till Hiruzen dies, I don't think I will be leaving the village walls, much less the Land of Fire. Not with the thing I am going to sell to Kakashi. 

Wave Mission will happen in around a month, Chunin exams in six months, Tsunade will become the Hokage in seven months, and I don't think I will be allowed out of the village for another five-six months since the village will be rebuilding and weak after Konoha crush. 

I need to invest my money to expand. The longer the money stays in the bank, the more it's value decreases and gets tax'ed.

And Land of Waves will be my perfect vacation island. I am not incompetent and racist. So my future colony will become as great as Singapore.

And if I want all of this to happen, I seriously need Hokage's help and permission. The people of Land of Waves may be fine with it, and it wouldn't be hard to bribe it's daimyo, but the problem is other nations and their hidden villages.

Mist and Sand isn't capable of anything, I can't really say anything about Iwa, but the main problem will be Kumo, even though Land of Waves is too far away from them. 

Plus, throwing this feast will allow me to have good relationship with the main people of Konoha so that there won't be much protest when I take over Land of Fire, Waves, Uzumaki ruins, Rain and Land of Grass.

Karin does need to have her revenge on Kusa afterall.

And so, to take over that country, indirectly initially, I need to bribe and convince Hiruzen. And what is better than starting with delicious food? 

I smiled as Chouji was getting confused about which dish to start from, the jonins were staring at Kakashi's mask-

Oh shit! I should have made Kakashi sit in the middle! I want to see how he eats while trying for people to not look. 

Uggh! I should have thought about the seating positions more! 

As I was cursing myself for my stupidity, my eyes widened by seeing what Kiba was about to do.

"Hey! Take the servings with the utensils! Don't use your own chopsticks!"

This dog doesn't have any manners!

"Why is there a dog on the table?" 

"Huh!? What did you say, Ino!?"

"Kiba! Stop arguing and use the common utensils for taking servings! And don't touch them on your plate."

Kurenai scolded Kiba. 

"Ino, it isn't nice to provoke your friends like that." 

Asuma scolded Ino, and Shikamaru sighed, "Troublesome woman". Thankfully, he wasn't sitting close to Ino, or she may have screeched again. 

*BAM!*

Suddenly, Guy-sensei slammed his hand on the table while crying. What happened!? Did he like my food that much? 

"What happened Guy-sensei!?" 

"*HIC!* I couldn't see what is underneath Kakashi's mask again!" 

I froze. Then I looked at Kakashi's seat. His plate was empty. His glass was empty. His saucer full of sweets was empty. 

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WHAT DA HAIL!? 

I-is this Kakashi's mysterious power?