Naruto: The Erotic Ninja

"Eh?" Both Rie and Rin were shocked. Had Yuichi really asked a girl to become his girlfriend in such a way? That was mad!

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(A/N: Before starting, I want to warn you about the cringe that's coming...)

"Yuichi..." Rin began, her face still quite shocked from what he had said. "I mean... I have liked you from some time now, so I am happy that you like me back, but-"

"But what?" Yuichi immediately interrupted her, making his eyes shine as brightly as stars, this way looking extremely eager for her response. Really, the system should give him the actor title! He was just too good! Was the reason his ex-girlfriend cheated on him jealousy for his acting talent? Yuichi couldn't think of any other reason... well, he did leave out his thoughts the fact that he was ugly as shit in his last life, but that were just details! Definitely just details!

"Ehm..." Seeing him like this, made everything more difficult for Rin. "I mean... like... ehm... weren't you a little bit too... how to say it... direct-"

And once again, before she could finish, Yuichi interrupted her with his 'enthusiasm'. "Yes, I was too direct! But that's only because my heart can't hold all of the love I feel for you anymore! It's just too much! I... I couldn't hold it in anymore!"

At his words, Rin went bright red. Did he really like her so much?

"You see..." Yuichi continued. "I am normally a calm and lazy person... but look at me now! I am being fucking crazy! Love is making me crazy, Rin! My love for you is making me crazy! If you have really liked me back from a long time then please give me an answer! I don't know what I can do in this state! I don't know what my love for you is gonna make me do next!"

"Yuichi... you..." Rin's face kept getting redder and redder. "Do you like me this much? How? I mean... I'm not cute or anything special either..."

"You're not cute?" At her words, Yuichi made himself look completely enraged. "How dare you say something like that? I don't think anyone can compare to you! No one! Not Anko of the other class and not even Kurenai of the other! I don't think that even Princess Tsunade is more beautiful than you! In my eyes, no one can surpass nor equalize your beauty! Your beauty isn't from this world!"

'This guy...' Mizuchi Rie, who remained silent through the whole situation and just watched it unfold, couldn't help but marvel about Yuichi at that point. 'I can't tell if he really likes her that much and everything he has said is real or if he is just trying to make Rin forget or normalize what she saw by overloading her brain... if it's the latter, he's even more terryfing than I previously thought...'

"Yuichi... I like you too..." And Rin, seeming to have at that point completely forgotten about what she saw at first like Yuichi wanted, couldn't help but melt under his words. "I... want to become your girlfriend!"

"Yes, Rin! I want to become your boyfriend too!" Yuichi exclaimed, pouring all of his voice into his words to make him seem the most excited kid in the world, and ran for a hug with Rin, only to be blatantly stopped by a flick on his forehead. "Ouch! Rin! What was that for?"

"But I have one condition!" Rin's face darkened. She hadn't forgotten about what she saw. "You'll never ask the teacher or anyone else to do anything like that!"

"Obviously, I'll just try that with you!"

And with just a simple couple of words, Yuichi made Rin completely red once again. "Y-Yuichi... I-I think that... that is a bit early for us... maybe when we are married!"

"Eh? Married? There's no way I can wait 'till then!" Yuichi immediately retorted, he really couldn't wait till then as the host of the Lust System! Well... it's not like he wouldn't have banged other girls even if he agreed, but still!

"Yuichi! We are definitely too young for that! At least wait 'till we are adults!"

"But if I don't help you grow your oppais when you are young, you'll remain flat! I can't absolutely permit that!" Yuichi said, but upon noticing that Rin's mood was about to drop for having been called flat, he immediately continued. "Then let me do this at least!"

And he sealed her lips with his.

[Ding!] [The host has given his first kiss!] [The host has received the ninjutsu, Ice Release: Crystal Wall!]

[You have kissed Rin Nohara and stolen her first kiss!] [+100 Lust Points!]

'A jutsu? Just for giving a kiss? System... you're making me want to go around Konoha and kiss everyone I meet!' Yuichi thought as he released the now pepper-red Rin's lips.

"Rin, did you like it? This is a kiss! My mother said to me that it is the best way to show your love to your partn-"

"Hey, you lovebirds!" Finally, Rie decided to speak. "If you guys want to kiss, go somewhere else! This is a class, not a Motel!"

"Oh, yes, Miss. Rie, sorry for having bothered you! We'll now go!" Yuichi exclaimed and then started to head out, but he instantly stopped when he noticed that Rin wasn't following him. "Ehm, Rin?"

She was completely paralyzed. She hadn't expected that kiss! Her mind went blank because of that! She couldn't hear nor see anything anymore! She had been completely fused!

"Sigh... I really rushed things too much..." Yuichi mumbled, grabbing Rin's waist and beggining to bring her outside with him.

But on his way, just as he was about to exit the classroom, he turned his head towards the teacher. "Miss. Rie... don't think that this is the end beetwen the two of us... keep yourself ready for me... next time, I won't just touch your boobs..."

And with that, he left.

"This kid... he... he is terryfing! He did everything just to make Rin shut up about she saw? He is starting even to scare me no- No, Mizuchi Rie! He is just a kid and you are an adult! You won't let him blackmail you!"

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How was this fifth chapter? Tried my best, hope you like it!

Also, if some of you has some suggestion for the story, for some ability or anything else, you are all free to comment it. I'll gladly take into consideration any of your suggestions.