Naruto: Uchiha’s Unserious Saga

The Kage retreated angrily from the summit site.

Funan also left with Kakashi and Guy.

"Hokage-sama!" Kakashi spoke as they crossed the border of the Land of Iron.

"What? Kakashi, do you want to persuade me again?" Funan looked at Kakashi with amusement.

"No." Kakashi shook his head, his face firm, and said: "I'm not a fool, I see it clearly."

"The other four shinobi villages think that Konoha has grown too large and is now threatening them. That's why they are doing everything they can to attack us."

"Why?"

"How can people be so shameless?"

Kakashi's face was full of anger.

Funan said calmly: "It's not a big deal. Everyone wants the best for their own shinobi village. If they had the power to make it stronger, who wouldn't? Well, except for Sarutobi Hiruzen, of course. He preferred to make his clan stronger."

Kakashi's eyes twitched again.

"By the way, Kakashi, did you want to tell me something?"

"Yes!" Kakashi said in a deep voice: "I want to go to the battlefield. I don't intend to waste the power of this eye you gave me."

He covered his newly recovered eye with one hand, a complex mix of emotions playing out in his only visible eye.

He could feel that this eye was very powerful!

More powerful than his previous eye.

Sometimes, he couldn't deny that Funan was extremely generous.

What was curious to him was the familiarity he felt with this eye.

Funan smiled meaningfully and said: "You must not waste this eye. Its previous owner was a hero of Konoha."

Kakashi nodded vigorously, though his mind was busy trying to guess who the owner of his new eye could have been.

Although the Uchiha clan was not exactly well-liked in the village, Danzo and Hiruzen still believed that there was one type of Uchiha who deserved recognition: A dead Uchiha!

So, back then, many Uchiha became heroes of Konoha.

Danzo and Hiruzen were delighted that all the Uchiha were dead.

…

A piece of news spread to the entire shinobi world at a very fast speed.

Iwagakure had formed an alliance with Kumogakure, Kirigakure and Sunagakure to attack Konoha.

The reason: Konoha had captured the tailed beasts from the other villages.

In response, a roar from Funan echoed throughout the shinobi world: "Bullshit!"

This roar, full of power, silenced everyone.

At the same time, the Fourth Shinobi World War officially began!

The four great shinobi villages mobilized their forces, keeping watch over Konoha and also the neighboring villages.

Shinobi wars always consisted of indiscriminate attacks, with no permanent allies or fixed enemies.

Konoha also began its mobilization.

Funan's strategy surprised everyone.

Jiraiya and Tsunade, with three thousand shinobi, went to the front line against Iwagakure.

Kakashi and Guy, with three thousand shinobi, went to the front line against Sunagakure.

Uchiha Shisui took three thousand shinobi to the border of Kirigakure.

Finally, Uchiha Funan, with three thousand shinobi, appeared at the border of Kumogakure.

On each front, three thousand!

Among those three thousand were included the shinobi who normally defended the borders.

What does Uchiha Funan want to do?

...

"I said ten thousand, not one more, not one less!"

Funan looked at the Kumo-nin with a malicious smile on her lips.

The Fourth Shinobi World War, up to this moment, everything is still under Funan's control.

Of course, there are unstable factors.

Akatsuki.

Orochimaru.

Funan considered it for a moment.

Well, Danzo was also there...

Although his strength was barely enough to interfere in battles, he had a group of loyal followers and seemed to know some of the most hidden secrets of each shinobi village.

What caused Funan the most headaches was the infiltration of the Root.

That total penetration, without leaving a single corner uncovered, was something that even Funan couldn't help but admire.

A group of immortal cockroaches, rats, mosquitoes...

Besides them, are there any others?

Funan stared at the map.

Takigakure!

Land of Demons!

Once they intervene, it will cause a lot of trouble.

"The Fourth Great Shinobi War? A war between the five great shinobi villages? I've considered every faction, large and small, across the world. Do you really think I'm going to fail?" Funan exuded overwhelming confidence and arrogance.

"I'll finish one off first to try." Funan looked at the map, focusing her gaze on Iwagakure, and a cold killing intent flashed in her eyes.

That was their goal.

Destroy Iwagakure half-heartedly and see how many forces will jump.

Who will be the first?

…

The whole shinobi world began to become chaotic.

The war between the five major shinobi villages represents the war between the five great countries. With them as the starting point, it devastated the entire shinobi world.

Even the Land of Fire, which had separated from Konoha, was feeling the pressure.

Or rather.

It is precisely because of the break with Konoha that they feel a headache.

Once other shinobi villages come to invade, what can they use to resist?

What makes them speechless the most is that this war was actually provoked by Konoha?

In the capital of the Land of Fire, the Daimyo shouted angrily. "Tell me, what should we do?!"

"The outbreak of the Shinobi World War is not a bad thing." One of his advisors said in a firm tone. "Without our financial support, how does Konoha plan to fight against the other shinobi villages? They won't even be able to cover military expenses!"

The Daimyo glanced at him and said coldly: "Konoha's business has flourished in recent years. I'm not so sure they really need us."

"Then let's make them need us." The advisor said firmly.

The daimyo's expression changed, and he said: "Are you suggesting we put more pressure on them?"

"Exactly!"

"If I'm not mistaken, the Land of Fire is the main market for Konoha's business, isn't it?"

"Let's destroy them. Let's see how Konoha reacts. If they show no signs of repentance, it's time for us to activate our hidden agents. Let's do the same with the other villages' businesses."

A great noble hesitated. "The Uchiha have a reputation for being crazy. Won't they get revenge on us?"

"They won't." The advisor replied with absolute certainty. "They may be wild, but they are not unreasonable. Even Uchiha Madara had to bow his head to the Daimyo when Konoha was founded, let alone the current Uchiha clan. If they attack the nobles, they will have no place in the shinobi world."

"Well said!" The Daimyo smiled coldly. "Let us take advantage of this war to teach Konoha a lesson. They must remember that they are only shinobi, our tools. Betraying their masters brings no good results."

"Yes!"

...

A large number of shinobi began to gather.

The five major shinobi villages are hoarding heavy troops on the border.

Compared to that, the three thousand shinobi of Konoha are really not enough.

Kumogakure, after leaving a defensive force on its borders, had mobilized eight thousand shinobi towards the Konoha border.

Iwagakure went even further, sending over ten thousand shinobi.

At this moment, Onoki was sitting in the central tent of his camp, looking at the intelligence reports in his hand.

"Only three thousand shinobi? What are they supposed to do with so few?" He frowned.

"How are the preparations going?" Onoki suddenly asked.

Kitsuchi quickly replied: "Everything is ready. The legions can enter into battle at any moment."

He hesitated for a moment, but still asked: "Tsuchikage-sama, are you sure it's a good idea to concentrate the five legions here? Shouldn't we leave some to defend the borders with other shinobi villages?"

Onoki looked at him annoyed. "What do you think? If there was no need to defend the borders with other villages, why would we have reinforced our borders?"

Although there are 10,000 shinobi gathered here, Onoki also sent 5,000 shinobi to defend other borders.

"Oh!" Kitsuchi didn't dare to say anything. If he said more, he would definitely be scolded.

"Tsuchikage-sama!" A sensory ninja suddenly burst into the central tent. "Konoha, Konoha has launched an attack!"

Onoki sneered.

"Prepare for battle, the legions are mobilizing! Prepare to use large-scale combined ninjutsu!" Onoki ordered simply and directly. He then turned to the sensory ninja. "Who is leading Konoha's troops?"

"Uchiha Funan!"

"What did you say?!" Onoki shouted out of control.

He stood up suddenly and said: "Uchiha Funan? Wasn't he on the front lines with Kumogakure?"

The sensory ninja did not answer.

What can he say?

He doesn't know either!

Onoki's face was gloomy, and he said coldly: "Looks like this will be a tough battle. Well, last time I suffered a great loss; this time, it's time for revenge!"

Onoki began to float in the air and quickly left the tent. Kitsuchi and the others followed him immediately.

…

"Hokage-sama, how are we going to attack?" Jiraiya asked, looking seriously at the Iwa-nin on the other side..

No matter how much he disliked war, at this point, as a ninja of Konoha, he had to fight for the village.

What's more, during the time when Funan was in charge of Konoha, the villagers did have more smiles on their faces.

Naruto's living conditions had also improved considerably.

Although his identity had not yet been officially recognized, many of Minato's belongings were already back in Naruto's hands.

This would have been impossible during Hiruzen's rule.

The way things were going, Jiraiya was sure that Naruto would soon be revealed to be the son of the Fourth Hokage.

Although he didn't want to admit it, Jiraiya had already recognized Funan's position as the Hokage in his heart.

However, what gave him a headache was that this Hokage was too warlike.

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