Oregairu: Starting as Saika Totsuka

"Eh…"

It was the first word that came out of my lips, but really, how am I supposed to react to this? You see, I'll explain my situation. My name is… or at this point "was"… Dian, a weird name? Exactly, it came from Dian Cecht, the Irish god of healing, but let's not get into that.

Now, normally at this time I'd be there in the office being enslaved by my boss, waiting for the stupid clock to reach quitting time. Yes, the typical life of an adult with strong suicidal tendencies.

The question is, a normal day in my life, but now I was here looking at a huge structure in front of me… a structure that obviously looks like the entrance to a school, well, breathe, everything is fine… BUT WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING!!!!

I quickly head to a quiet place before cursing in front of the people who were passing by me.

Let's think about this coldly, digest it…. Breathe…, okay, okay, this is definitely a transmigration and I am Totsuka…

Yes… that Totsuka, as the seconds pass the memories come back to me, wow, what a headache, is this how everyone who transmigrates feels?

Meh, after a few minutes I have it all assimilated, putting a smile on my pretty face I head to school, you might wonder, why is this guy not thinking about things like, his family, his world, what will he do now, or why did he get here?

The answer is simple, I may have been a random guy, but deep down I was definitely a sociopath, I didn't have a fucking empathy, I really didn't care about anything.

And a new world, with new possibilities, a new beginning so to speak, of course bro, thanks to whoever put me here.

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Wow… so this is a Japanese school, smiles here and there, girls in short skirts, boys playing with their friends, a peaceful school environment, what a change, compared to my school in my third world country that used to have a couple of deaths a week, a real change.

Hmm, greeting the children who greet me, I must say that I like it, a quiet life in this quiet world where the most that could happen was that you would get into a teenage plot.

By the way, this being "Yahari Ore no Seishun Love Come wa Machigatteiru." Or "Oregairu" for friends, it seems that the plot has not started yet since, with my memories, I have noticed that Hachiman, the protagonist, keeps going home as soon as school ends.

Although…. I also just saw a girl with pink hair and pink tracksuit trying to go unnoticed, and with Totsuka's memories, I mean, my memories. In this school there are more characters from other animes that shouldn't be here.

But I guess I fell into a mixed world, interesting, now then, sitting in my class watching Hiratsuka Sensei with that infamous robe giving us classes, I wonder what he could do in this world? After all, Totsuka's background is depressing.

Literally the poor boy lost his parents at an early age, and in order not to feel alone he always tried to be friends with everyone, and he could hardly say no, and the bastards from the tennis club had forced him to be the captain of the team.

Bastards who in the anime pushed him too much so that the poor guy had to go ask for help from the service club, well, that was the first thing he was going to fix, but in due time, with this weak and cute body... he may end up in a Hentai plot.

Or something worse… while my thoughts were wandering around there, I vaguely listened to the classes at the same time, until…

TIM*

WELCOME NEW USER TO THE ******** SYSTEM.

Ah okay, I think I already have the answer to what I'm going to do, but why can't I see the title of my system? Are we already starting with the bugs?

APOLOGIES TO THE USER, DUE TO CERTAIN PROBLEMS THE ******** SYSTEM IS HAVING DIFFICULTIES, UNTIL THEY ARE SOLVED WE ARE SENDING YOU THIS GIFT PACKAGE.

DO YOU WANT TO OPEN IT? Y/N

Oh, okay, but well not for now, I don't want my gift package to end up with some weapon and it appears out of nowhere.

After a few minutes I raise my hand, the class looks at me with curiosity, but it's nothing.

"Hiratsuka Sensei, can I go to the bathroom?" I ask calmly, she nods and I quickly head to the bathroom where I can accept my gift pack.

STARTER GIFT PACK – ENJOY IT.

GIFT >>> 10 GACHAPON ROLL-UPS.

Wait, wait, nooooo, because gacha, who is the demon who implemented this in my system, as a Genshin player I knew the amount of shit I used to get, my luck was the worst, just to say that I had a QiQi c6 and a Keqing c5.

After crying for 3 minutes about my bad luck I only had to accept the cruel reality, when I hit roll, I prayed to any god of luck that I wouldn't get pure shit.

FIRST ATTEMPT: COMMON ITEM – ENCHANTED TOOTHBRUSH, Description: A toothbrush with the unbreakable and self-cleaning enchantment.

Yeah… fuck that's already off to a bad start.

SECOND ATTEMPT: COMMON SKILL – STRENGTH BOOSTING, Description: A small strength boost to your current state.

Oh, not bad, I almost immediately felt the change, there was no increase in my muscles, but I felt like I could lift about 70 kilos without problems, let's see the next shot.

THIRD ATTEMPT: RARE ITEM – MAGIC WAND, Description: A magic wand with a phoenix feather core, good for enchantments, PS: the item comes with the great offer of unlocking your magic core.

Wow, speechless my friend, this is really amazing… magic, of all things MAGIC, this was great, and it was only a rare item, what the hell is there in the legendary category?

FOURTH ATTEMPT: RARE ITEM – 4 STORAGE SPACES, Description: You are a transmigrator, right? Have your storage spaces here so you can put anything you can think of.

Not bad, not bad.

FIFTH ATTEMPT: COMMON ITEM – JORDAN SNEAKERS, Description: Red Jordan sneakers, PS: They are self-adjusting.

…. Ok?

SIXTH ATTEMPT: RARE ITEM – ENCHANTED DRESS, Description: You have a nice appearance, don't you? Have an enchanted dress, it includes spells to change its appearance and self-cleaning.

No, no, nooooooo, what the hell gachapon? Of course I'm cute…, to be exact too cute, so much that a certain guy with dead fish eyes secretly wanted me, but that's no justification, but oh well, next attempt.

SEVENTH ATTEMPT: COMMON SKILL – GREATER SPEED BOOST, Description: Speed? I'm fast.

A speed boost is worth it, not bad.

EIGHTH ATTEMPT: RARE ITEM – STOCKINGS PACK, Description: A stockings pack for all sizes and tastes, thigh fetish? This is the ideal pack for you.

It's not exactly what I needed… but, I have nice legs, I say cough cough, for a future girlfriend I say.

NINTH ATTEMPT: RARE SKILL – MIU FURINJI'S COMBAT SKILLS, Description: Miu Furinji is the granddaughter of the legendary Hayato Furinji, the so-called invincible superman, unfortunately you only get the skills of his granddaughter, which obviously are not few, Ps: do not let anyone get close to you from behind because it will end badly for those who try.

Suddenly my body feels flooded with Miu's battle knowledge, it's painful yes, but seeing the things this girl can do... I endure it like a champion, after 3 minutes of suffering... it's finally over.

Getting up I calm my breathing, never in my past life had I practiced a martial skill but now... they could bring me Baki and I would fight him, well no, but you get the point.

This is impressive, and now the last one... Come on, come on, something good.

TENTH ATTEMPT: LEGENDARY ITEM... yes, yes, yessss, that's it...

TENTH ATTEMPT: LEGENDARY ITEM - SAKUYA'S PANTIES, Description: Sakuya Izayoi's newly used panties.

Wait what? That's the legendary!! A second later a pair of white frilly panties appear with a golden glow slowly descending.

Sure they look beautiful... but, but... you know what? I'm not going to question it. I take them out of the air and for a moment I can feel a slight warmth in them, yes, definitely freshly used, okay, okay, don't question the rewards of an omnipotent gacha.

REMINDER: Since this was the user's compensation gift, a 40% chance of getting a legendary item was applied, we remind you that in your next rolls said benefit will not be applied.

Ah... that was more right, I already said that my luck was through the roof with what I had gotten, but as the system said, if I was lucky I could have gotten more good things, ohh, but well, accept with joy what you have and move on, that was always my saying.

After so many rewards I returned to the living room, the day passed quietly, but now I had many things on my mind.

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Departure – Sobu School.

After saying goodbye to my sycophants who strangely call me "the prince", I headed towards the tennis courts, as the current captain of the idiots who call themselves the members of my club it was time to make these morons regret screwing me over.

"Good afternoon captain." They all greeted me in unison, but I could clearly see their shitty faces, mocking in the middle of the greeting.

Ah bastards, what awaited them today, an anal fuck for each one, because today's Totsuka would be the worst bastard they had ever messed with.

"Hello, hello, guys, before today's practice I wanted to make some announcements…. I hope you can hear me." I announced with my angelic voice, and the prettiest smile I could give them, so good was my performance, that behind me, a beautiful stage full of hearts was formed.

They all seemed excited, possibly hoping to get more out of me, others like the guy in front seemed to have an erection… wow how creepy.

But after this afternoon… let's leave this for a next chapter.