Chapter 3: Surprise Motherfucker
Breathe, this situation is bad, very bad, but I must not panic.
Panic will be the recipe for my death, for now do what Miko does, ignore them.
You're not there, you fucking son of a bitch, you're not there.
Of course you are, there's no abomination from hell smelling my hair, that's bullshit.
22 minutes later>>>>
It seems like I've seen my life flash by a couple of times in this short period of time, the thing is that I currently have a problem, well... two problems, well... A lot of problems.
But I have a couple of ideas for the main problem, this being, it seems that it realized that I can see it, or at least it suspects it.
Stalker, it hasn't stopped following me since the station, always trying to scare me, looking for me to react.
Son of a bitch, but well, I've been thinking about it a bit and I think I have a very clear idea of how to fix it, the idea itself is stupid, very stupid, but if it goes well, I'll come out as a fucking genius.
Premonition, and if it goes wrong obviously I'm going to die epically, I should think about it more, of course, but something inside me says, that it's definitely going to work.
Now it's just taking him to a place where he won't attract anyone's attention and carry out my plan.
Pov: Miko Yotsuya - apartment building.
Trying to maintain the little sanity she had left, Miko was trying to lead a quiet life, although every day she was more on the verge of madness, the cause: those damn spirits she started seeing a while ago.
Since the day she started seeing them, every day became hell, every day she lived with the constant fear that if she didn't continue to ignore them, they would do something to her.
Leaving behind the ghost of her father with another pudding, she decided to relax looking at the sky.
But again a huge spirit crossed the middle, she quickly went into poker face mode.
But something strange was happening, the spirit didn't seem to be here for her, rather...
She quickly lowered her head looking for who it was following and found him, and to her bad luck, she recognized who the spirit was following.
Totsuka Saika, her classmate and most importantly, her neighbor, of course, she had never spoken to the boy but that didn't matter now.
Miko found herself in a dilemma, on one hand she wanted to warn him and on the other she wanted to keep living.
So like the coward she is, she just kept watching, praying internally, that nothing bad would happen to her.
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Totsuka Saika - abandoned alley - mission X
Testing, testing, log entry number 1, my name is Totsuka Saika, almost 17 years old, a shitty life, student at Sobu High School, and currently on a mission.
Nervous, possibly this mission is partly suicidal, if the worst happens.
But I trust that whatever brought me to this world, gave me at least some plot armor, otherwise I'm screwed.
Come on, let's exploit that power of the script, the next moment I start running for my life, the ghost immediately realizes that I'm escaping from him.
The ghost takes the bait, pounces on me, I reached the end of the alley, there is no way out, the ghost smiles macabrely, he thinks he won, he thinks he can hurt me.
From a window a girl realizes that the boy can also see them, she panics, she doesn't know what to do.
What neither the ghost nor the girl see is that Totsuka already has a wand in his hand and is smiling from ear to ear.
The ghost opens his mouth, ready to devour him, Saika points his wand forward, time stops, the tension is palpable, and seconds later a phrase comes out from the boy's throat.
"EXPECTO PATRONUMMMMMM" He screams, a happy memory invades the boy's mind, the ghost cannot stop and he eats a spell that shines with a blinding light.
From this glow, a wolf figure shoots out straight to the ghost's neck, who surprised barely reacts, and when the wolf bites him, he screams but his screams are muffled when his form begins to disappear in specks of light.
The boy seems to be tired, he falls to one knee after such a feat, some small spirits that curiously approached the place, flee wildly when they see the wolf.
The wolf gives one last howl before disappearing, Saika breathes with difficulty, but a smile adorns his face, he survived, maybe it's just luck, or maybe it's just...
Epic narration mode ends.
"Ahhh yeah, fuck yeah, it worked, who's his fucking boss." He exclaimed into the night, excited beyond belief, I achieved one of my little childhood dreams, I can almost hear the Xbox notification saying Achievement unlocked.
Breathe in and out, normalize breathing, like Kimetsu no Yaiba taught you, like that, like that...
A few breaths later, I'm ready, that was really amazing, one day in this world and I feel like I'm the fucking king. Not bad Saika, not bad.
You know if this idea if it didn't work I probably would have ended my life or something worse, but thanks to the Script I'm alive and kicking.
I was about to continue celebrating... But I stopped abruptly when my gaze met with a pair of peculiar golden eyes that looked at me in amazement.
Shit, since when is she watching? ... Na, what a stupid question, it's obvious that she did it from the beginning, now I feel like the earth should swallow me up.
When she realizes that I'm watching her, she seems to feel more embarrassed than me because she disappears the next moment.
Well, well, I think I already have something in common with a cute girl... I mean, I'd be a fool to waste Miko's status... I'm not a pervert, but do you know how many times the camera focused on Miko's butt in the anime?
Aha, it would be a sin not to get close to her.
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Oblivious to our protagonist's perverted thoughts, Miko Yotsuya was in shock, "What? What? What? What?" The girl's mind was in conflict, what had happened? What was that? She had a lot of questions, a lot of doubts, but behind all that, a light appeared, a light of hope.
Maybe, just maybe... This nightmare could end, now the question was, how to approach a cute boy without making it seem like she's a fangirl?
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Apartment Building - Apartment 3E
"I'm here." I said as I opened the door, only to be greeted by an eerie silence.
Wow this is depressing, living alone never felt worse, walking quietly I turn on the lights, a mini living room that is next to a modest kitchen gives me back my sight.
I don't have much, just the essentials, for a student... And unfortunately I can't buy some beers because the regulations in Japan are enforced, not like in my previous life, where it was just going to the nearest store and saying that they are for my dad.
Ahh... Just get used to it, two more years and I can go back to my life of excess, or maybe not, I mean, look at me... I'm beautiful, why would I ruin myself?
Anyway, tomorrow will be a new day, that being said I did what the Japanese do, I took a shower, discovered that in this world there weren't some songs that were my favorites, I took everything off and slept in my underwear, pajamas? What is this stupidity of rich kids?
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Next morning.
"Ohayo onii chan - ima sugu Okite Kudasai..." With the peculiar sound of the alarm, I woke up alarmed, I was about to change and rush off to work.
But moments later I remembered, I'm not in that damn world anymore, yeah baby, new day in this beautiful life, god, I love whoever brought me here.
After a normal breakfast, I dressed calmly, combed my hair, fixed my smile and left for school.
The ghosts appeared again, although they looked less scary than yesterday, everything was fine... Until... A pink hair caught my attention, a hunched figure, a pink tracksuit, yeah... it was definitely Bocchi, the best girl I would say... But, but, WHY DID SHE HAVE SO MANY NEGATIVE GHOSTS AROUND HER!!?
TO BE CONTINUED...