Picking Up Fragments

Chapter 209: The Joy of Men



After a while, everyone finally returned to the topic, temporarily forgetting about Lin Yun'er's news. They couldn't help but feel heartache whenever they thought about it, so they decided to forget about it and watch the live stream to learn skills and play games to feel happy again. The four of them searched a small city and then rushed to the safe zone; there wasn't a single car in the city, so they had to walk. Jiang Siming led the way, with the three other players closely following.

The scores of the three stream viewers were quite inconsistent, with the highest being just over 2000. Therefore, for Jiang Siming, this game wasn't even a fish pond match; it should be called a baby fish match. Yes, 2000 points for Jiang Siming was a baby fish match, a gaming experience with absolutely no pressure.

For other players, 2000 points were already considered a high rank. Many skilled streamers were having intense battles in the 2000 point division, but for Jiang Siming, it was just a one-sidedslaughter. During their march, they encountered a fully equipped team in a car, and this team was quite brave, getting out of the car to engage in a firefight.

Unfortunately, within less than half a minute, Jiang Siming picked them off one by one, "threading them like skewers" and eliminating them all. After the killings, Jiang Siming said something that left the audience unsure of how to react.

"Why are these people as weak as newbies with two to three thousand points?"

Upon hearing this, the audience wasn't sure whether to laugh or cry.

"A rookie with two or three thousand points... Listen to you guys, is this human talk?"

"Are you possessed by Brother Li, Ming God? You're as bad as a Master in Korean server (laugh-cry)."

"Indeed, the top players of two different games do have something in common."

"I only have 1800 points, may I ask what I am in Ming God's eyes..."

"A root of rookie hair, or maybe just a pile of bird droppings."

"I've been playing for two years to get to 3000 points, and every time I carry a girl, this is my capital of pride. I didn't expect this, so sad (big cry)."...

Seeing the audience so sad and upset, Jiang Siming hurried to console them: "Don't worry, don't worry, two or three thousand points still have some potential. At least I held on for half a minute, didn't I?"

The audience looked furious: "I'll believe you when hell freezes over!"

"Kill count +1, Butcher bounty: 5 bucks."

"Kill count +4, Butcher bounty: 40 bucks."

Seeing this bounty, Jiang Siming knew he must have been cursed by the audience for his mouth.

Sigh, it's all his own fault for being so honest.

For low-ranked matches, not only were the bounties low, but the drop rates for fragments were also very low.

Killing a dozen people along the way, not a single fragment dropped, and the final bounty was only a little over two thousand bucks.

Even when encountering a super airdrop, no fragment would drop for Jiang Siming.

By the end, Jiang Siming was already in despair, so he might as well have fun and ignore the fragments.

"It's the final circle. How about we do something flashy?" Jiang Siming let loose and started playing some flashy tricks. "What's the operation?"

"I want to eat chicken, Ah Ming God~"

"Come, come, come, whatever Ah Ming God says, we'll do it."

Jiang Siming smiled and said, "The position of the mountaintop we're standing on is perfect. The four of us will stand in a row on the mountaintop and dance. Whoever gets knocked down first will shout 'I am a pig' three times."

This game is fun!

The audience was very supportive, as they were already used to seeing Ming God dominate in fish Pond matches and naturally wanted to see something different.

The three water friends naturally would not refuse, so the four of them stood on the mountaintop and started dancing wildly, even taking off their helmets.

If this were the water friends playing themselves, they would never play like this, after all, they were in the final circle and had a good chance to eat chicken.

No one would give up such a precious opportunity to eat chicken.

But Jiang Siming completely ignored this kind of chicken; to him, these chickens were just chicks, with too little meat, and no flavor at all when eaten.

Only those 'fat chickens' with plump and strong meat were worth eating.

So the four of them stood on the mountaintop and started dancing with graceful and varied movements.

Sure enough, being so outrageous didn't end well; only to hear the sound of an M24, and Jiang Siming suddenly died!

HAHAHAHA...

Seeing Jiang Siming fall, everyone not only wasn't afraid but laughed wildly.

Even Jiang Siming himself laughed like a fool.

This perhaps was the joy of men.

"I am a pig, I am a pig, I am a pig!"

Jiang Siming didn't dodge the bet, and shouted three times with pleasure.

The effect of the program immediately came about, and Jiang Siming's live stream instantly turned from a technical stream into a rare moment of pure joy.

And for the rest of the night, Jiang Siming changed to different water friends each game and played with them in the same way.

By the end of the night, although he didn't receive much in terms of fragments and rewards, Jiang Siming indeed had a lot of Occasionally putting aside bounties and fragments, playing such cheeky moves is actually quite refreshing.

Jiang Siming felt that in the future, when playing with Tuantuan and Little Dumb Sister, he should also try this. Standing under everyone's guns, waiting for unknown directions from which bullets might fly and execute him, with anticipation and tension coexisting, whoever plays will have a great time.

However, Jiang Siming still didn't forget about Lin Yun'er. Playing until eleven, Jiang Siming then went off-stream, happily ending today's ride with his fans. As soon as he went off-stream, Jiang Siming walked out of the study and found that the two women in the house had already gone to bed. The two women were actually sleeping in the same bedroom, and they even locked the door from the inside, leaving a note for Jiang Siming.

"You bad guy, don't even think about it, Teacher Yin was bullied enough by you today, truce! Go to sleep~" Jiang Siming read the note and a grin appeared at the corner of his mouth.

It's fine not to bully them today, but one day I will bully both of you at once, hehe. With his two wives off to sleep, Jiang Siming had the time to call Lin Yun'er. But when he tried to call, her phone was off. What's going on? Jiang Siming was quite worried.

The girl usually wouldn't turn off her personal phone, and it was even more strange that she didn't tell him anything about it. Just as he was thinking of finding another way to contact her, the little fairy in his pocket suddenly gave Jiang Siming a warning.

"Master, Master, the security guard from the neighborhood is calling~" Why would the neighborhood security guard call him so late at night? Jiang Siming picked up his phone and answered.

"Hello Mr. Jiang, I'm very sorry to bother you, but there is a lady who says she is your friend, and she speaks some rather awkward Chinese, not like the accent of Huaxia. I would like to confirm with you whether we can let her in?" Awkward Chinese? Not like the Huaxia accent?

Jiang Siming thought of something and immediately said to the community security guard, "Let her in, no, never mind, I'll go out myself, please have her wait for me at the entrance." After hanging up the phone, Jiang Siming hurriedly went out, running quickly to the outside of the community. From a distance, he saw a slender figure standing at the entrance, holding a large suitcase, looking forward expectantly. Although she was wearing a mask and a hat, Jiang Siming could still recognize her identity at first sight.

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