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"Low?"

"They were elected. Nobody ever elected a king before - only the Sendars."

"How do you elect a king?"

Silk smiled.

"Very badly, Garion. It's a poor way to select a king. The other ways

are worse, but election is a very bad way to choose a king."

"Tell me how it was done," Garion said.

Silk glanced briefly at the rain-spattered window across the room and shrugged.

"It's a way to pass the time," he said. And then he leaned back, stretched his feet toward the fire and began.

"It all started about fifteen hundred years ago," he said, his voice

loud enough to reach the ears of Captain Brendig, who sat nearby writing

on a piece of parchment. "Sendaria wasn't a kingdom then, nor even a

separate country. It had belonged from time to time to Cherek, Algaria

or the northern Arends - Wacite or Asturian, depending on the fortunes

of the Arendish civil war. When that war finally came to an end and the

Wacites were destroyed and the Asturians had been defeated and driven

into the untracked reaches of the great forest in northern Arendia, the

Emperor of Tolnedra, Ran Horb II, decided that there ought to be a

kingdom here."

"How could a Tolnedran emperor make that kind of decision for Sendaria?" Garion asked.

"The arm of the Empire is very long," Silk said. "The Great North

Road had been built during the Second Borune Dynasty- I think it was Ran

Borune IV who started the construction, wasn't it, Captain?"

"The fifth," Brendig said somewhat sourly without looking up. "Ran Borune V."

"Thank you, Captain," Silk said. "I can never keep the Borune

Dynasties straight. Anyway, there were already imperial legions in

Sendaria to maintain the highway, and if one has troops in an area, one

has a certain authority, wouldn't you say, Captain?"

"It's your story," Brendig said shortly.

"Indeed it is," Silk agreed. "Now it wasn't really out of any kind of

generosity that Ran Horb made his decision, Garion. Don't misunderstand

that. Tolnedrans never give anything away. It was just that the

Mimbrate Arends had finally won the Arendish civil war - a thousand

years of bloodshed and treachery - and Tolnedra couldn't afford to allow

the Mimbrates to expand into the north. The creation of an independent

kingdom in Sendaria would block Mimbrate access to the trade routes down

out of Drasnia and prevent the seat of world power from moving to Vo

Mimbre and leaving the imperial capital at Tol Honeth in a kind of

backwater."

"It all sounds terribly involved," Garion said.

"Not really," Silk said. "It's only politics, and that's a very simple game, isn't it, Captain?"

"A game I do not play," Brendig said, not looking up.

"Really?" Silk asked. "So long at court and not a politician? You're a

rare man, Captain. At any rate, the Sendars suddenly discovered that

they had themselves a kingdom but that they had no genuine hereditary

nobility. Oh, there were a few retired Tolnedran nobles living on

estates here and there, assorted pretenders to this or that Wacite or

Asturian title, a Cherek war chief or two with a few followers, but no

genuine Sendarian nobility. And so it was that they decided to hold a

national election - select a king, don't you see, and then leave the

bestowing of titles up to him. A very practical approach, and typically

Sendarian."

"How do you elect a king?" Garion asked, beginning to lose his dread of dungeons in his fascination with the story.

"Everybody votes," Silk said simply. "Parents, of course, probably

cast the votes for their children, but it appears that there was very

little cheating. The rest of the world stood around and laughed at all

this foolishness, but the Sendars continued to cast ballot after ballot

for a dozen years."

"Six years, actually," Brendig said with his face still down over his parchment. "3827 to 3833."

"And there were over a thousand candidates," Silk said expansively.

"Seven hundred and forty-three," Brendig said tightly.

"I stand corrected, noble Captain," Silk said. "It's an enormous

comfort to have such an expert here to catch my errors. I'm but a simple

Drasnian merchant with little background in history. Anyway, on the

twenty-third ballot, they finally elected their king - a rutabaga farmer

named Fundor."

"He raised more than just rutabagas," Brendig said, looking up with an angry face.

"Of course he did," Silk said, smacking his forehead with an open

palm. "How could I have forgotten the cabbages? He raised cabbages, too,

Garion. Never forget the cabbages. Well, everybody in Sendaria who

thought he was important journeyed to Fundor's farm and found him

vigorously fertilizing his fields, and they greeted him with a great

cry, `Hail, Fundor the Magnificent, King of Sendaria,' and fell on their

knees in his august presence."

"Must we continue with this?" Brendig asked in a pained voice, looking up.

"The boy wants to know, Captain," Silk replied with an innocent face.

"It's our duty as his elders to instruct him in the history of our

past, wouldn't you say?"

"Say whatever you like," Brendig said in a stiff voice.

"Thank you for your permission, Captain," Silk said, inclining his

head. "Do you know what the King of Sendaria said then, Garion?" he

asked.

"No," Garion said. "What?"

" `I pray you, your eminences,' the king said, `have a care for your

finery. I have just well manured the bed in which you are kneeling.' "

Barak, who was sitting nearby, roared with laughter, pounding his knee with one huge hand.

"I find this less than amusing, sir," Captain Brendig said coldly,

rising to his feet. "I make no jokes about the King of Drasnia, do I?"

"You're a courteous man, Captain," Silk said mildly, "and a noble

man. I'm merely a poor man trying to make his way in the world."

Brendig looked at him helplessly and then turned and stamped from the room.

The following morning the wind had blown itself out and the rain had

stopped. The road was very nearly a quagmire, but Brendig decided that

they must continue. Travel that day was difficult, but the next was

somewhat easier as the road began to drain.

Aunt Pol seemed unconcerned by the fact that they had been seized at

the king's orders. She maintained her regal bearing even though Garion

saw no real need to continue the subterfuge and wished fervently that

she would abandon it. The familiar practical sensibility with which she

had ruled her kitchen at Faldor's farm had somehow been replaced by a

kind of demanding willfulness that Garion found particularly

distressing. For the first time in his life he felt a distance between

them, and it left a vacancy that had never been there before. To make

matters worse, the gnawing uncertainty which had been steadily growing

since Silk's unequivocal declaration on the hilltop outside Winold that

Aunt Pol could not possibly be his Aunt sawed roughly at his sense of

his own identity, and Garion often found himself staring at the awful

question, "Who am I?"