Stargaze: Tales of The Harem King

(After the intense love making, both Jax and Senka lie to the bed. Senka lays her head on Jax’s chest.)

SENKA

How many are there in your crew, O great Harem King?

JAX

Well, it’s just you, me and Mist?

SENKA

Who’s Mist?

JAX

My right hand woman.

SENKA

I see. I thought I was going to be your Right hand.

(She gets up feeling disappointment.)

JAX

[She’s acting sully right now. But that’s kinda cute.

(He hugs her from behind.)

JAX

You must be disappointed that you’re not my Right Hand. But how about you become my Left Hand? I could really use someone as strong as you.

SENKA

Really?! Then I would be glad to be your Left hand.

(She lays him down on the bed and they make love for hours.)

(The 2 meet Mist at a café.)

MIST

Jax. Do you know who’s that beside you?

JAX

Yes, her name is Suzune Senka. She’ll be our pilot and our Left Hand.

MIST

She’s an IPD officer! And we’re space pirates. And also the IPD are looking for you because of the property damage that you just caused.

SENKA

Right now, I’m a former IPD officer.

JAX

Let those bastards come. I’ll send the flying!

SENKA

[Hahahaha! He’s so carefree. So this is what it means to have carefree.]

MIST

How carefree are you?!

SENKA

Guys, I have something to tell you. This may be based on your interest.

MIST & JAX

What is it?!

SENKA

It’s about the legendary treasure planet known as the Motherland.

JAX

The Motherland! So it does exist.

MIST

I thought that it was a myth. The only person who was able to get to Motherland was Sutaria Dragonheart. That’s how she acquired her title as a Demon King.

JAX

So how do we get to Motherland?

SENKA

The IPD have a map that will guide us to get to Motherland.

JAX

I see. Then we got to steal that map.

MIST

That’s right.

SENKA

Spoken like a true space pirate.

MIST

Other space pirates have been trying to steal that map but failed to get to it.

SENKA

That’s because my Superior Joe Biscuits is guarding it.

(In his office, Joe sneezes.)

JOE

Achoo! Someone is talking about me.

(Back to the café.)

JAX

Who’s Joe Biscuits. And why his surname is named after food?

SENKA

Joe Biscuits is one of the strongest admirals in the IPD. He’s a no nonsense man of justice and will arrest any space pirate he comes across. He doesn’t care if you’re playing pirate or not. Last time he lectured a bunch of kids who were busy playing pirate games. And also he’s a pervert. Always reading ecchi magazines.

MIST

He sounds like someone who takes their jobs seriously.

JAX

Let’s go and steal the map.

SENKA

We have to come up with a plan to steal the map.

JAX

Don’t worry, I have a plan.

(Later on the alarm rings, as the IPD officers are chasing the 3 of them.)

IPD OFFICERS

After those intruders! Don’t let them get away!

SENKA

This was your plan?!

JAX

Hahahaha! Is this fun or what?

SENKA & MIST

Nooo!

[To be continued]