Stargaze: Tales of The Harem King

(Jax and Mist are inside the Genshin.)

JAX

Whoa! Everything is big and spacious here.

MIST

And how is it still clean? I mean it’s supposed to be dirty since it has been here for like 500 years.

JAX

Well maybe that old geezer took his time in cleaning it.

(They explored every room.)

JAX

This must be the bathroom.

(Then they head to the bedrooms.)

MIST

This must be the bedrooms huh.

JAX

That must be the master bedroom. It will be my room and my harem.

MIST

….

(They are the cock pit.)

MIST

This must be the cockpit.

JAX

There’s even a seat fitting for a King. I can see why Hinge also wanted this ship.

(He sits on the seat.)

JAX

Now the only thing is for this ship to take off.

MIST

Do you even know how to fly this ship?

JAX

Yup! I played around flight simulator games back in Mandarin. Where’s the pilot seat?

MIST

Actually it’s where you seated. In the Cosmos, the universal rule is that captains pilot their ships.

JAX

Ehehehe! So that’s how it is. Then I’ll pilot the ship.

MIST

Shouldn’t you read the manual on how to fly this ship?

JAX

Reading manuals are for noobs. Legends don’t need a manual to fly a ship.

(He presses some random buttons.)

MIST

I better buckle up.

(She takes her seat at his right side.)

JAX

We’re taking off!

(The engines of the ship roars. Then the ship takes off in space in a rough way.)

MIST

Ahhh! Jax, you’re a terrible pilot!

JAX

Whoohoo! This fun!

BOSH

That fellow reminds me of the 1st time I met Sutaria Dragon heart, 500 years ago.

(The ship flies steadily in space. Mist pukes in an airbag.)

JAX

That was a fun take off.

MIST

We really need someone to pilot the ship.

JAX

Anyways, let’s see where our next planet that we should visit.

MIST

Do you even know what Cosmos we’re in?

JAX

Nope. I don’t pay attention to such things.

MIST

You should! Since you’re now the captain of the ship!

JAX

Let’s go and look for a navigator.

MIST

That might be a good idea.

(Jax stares at her cleavage.)

MIST

My eyes are up here, Jax.

JAX

Okay. Say, have men looked at you in a perverted way?

MIST

Yeah, they have.

JAX

And how did you deal with that?

MIST

I ignore them or I slash off their dicks.

JAX

Yikes! That’s scary.

MIST

Of course, I won’t cut off your dick Jax.

JAX

That’s good to know.

(Mist then leans close to Jax.)

JAX

Mistie, what are you doing?

MIST

Do you want to see them?

JAX

See, what?

MIST

My boobs. I noticed that you were staring at them. I wonder why…?

JAX

I was checking your measurements.

(Mist blushes.)

MIST

W—What?! That’s being perverted!

JAX

Really?! I didn’t know that.

MIST

Are you an idiot?

(Jax touches her breasts.)

JAX

Damn! They’re so soft.

MIST

S—Stop doing that!

(Jax pokes her nipples.)

MIST

Iyaaaaa!

JAX

Hahahahahaha! You just made a cute moan.

MIST

I—I’m going to kill you!

[To be continued]