LIGHTNOVELWORLD Chapter 9: CHAPTER9
(Interstellar Police Department. IPD for short. It’s a special galactic force organization that is designed to maintain law and order in the cosmos by arresting space pirates and putting up wanted posters of each space pirate with their bounties for the bounty hunters to hunt down the space pirates. All this is for the sake of Justice. When Mandarin, a planet known for harboring space pirates & pirates was destroyed by a Schneider that was sent by the Watchers, they celebrated and feasted.)
IPD OFFICER 1
Hooray! Finally, that planet is gone!
IPD OFFICER 2
Yeah. I never liked that planet though.
IPD OFFICER 3
They should have died earlier. Those fucking trouble makers.
IPD ADMIRAL NAMED JOE BISCUITS
Those who don’t follow the Will of the Watchers shall be eliminated. In this Cosmos, there is no such thing as Free will. Don’t you agree to that, Senka?
(He’s talking to a pink haired female officer by the name of Suzune Senka.)
SENKA
Yeah, I agree with you.
JOE
That’s good. Now Senka-Chan can I touch your boobies?
(Senka kicks him in the face.)
SENKA
Have some dignity, Admiral.
JOE
What a tough woman.
(She then leaves the room.)
IPD OFFICER 1
I think you went too far, Sir.
JOE
Shut up! She’s just a shy girl who can’t admit that she has feelings for me.
(Senka kicks the trashcan.)
TRASHCAN
[What did I do to deserve this?]
SENKA
That bastard thinks that I’m in love with him. He disgusts me. Him and this organization. What do you mean there’s no such thing as free will? We’re not slaves but people.
(She then sits feeling depressed.)
SENKA
I heard Mandarin had handsome men… I want to meet one and want him to embrace him.
(Her alarm rings.)
SENKA
What’s the matter, Hannah?
HANNAH
Some pirates are attacking a fast food restaurant?
SENKA
Did you talk to the other IPD officers?
HANNAH
I tried but they’re fixated on watching a football game.
IPD OFFICERS
Goal! We’re going to be at the top of the table at this rate!
SENKA
Those idiots. They never take their jobs seriously. I’m on my way then.
HANNAH
Alright then.
(Back in the fast food restaurant the pirates are busy raining bullets all over the place.)
PIRATE 1
Make sure you don’t live a single Credit behind.
CASHIER
Y—Yes.
(He puts the money in the money bag. Then he turns to see Jax and Mist busy eating.)
PIRATE 1
Oya! What’s this? I thought that I said that people should be on the ground and here I see 2 mother fuckers not following my orders. Do you assholes know who I am?
JAX
A baldy.
MIST
Giggles.
PIRATE 2
That bastard mocked the Boss.
PIRATE 3
He’s asking for a death wish.
PIRATE 1
Did you just call me a baldy?
JAX
Yup.
CIVILIANS
Please don’t provoke him.
PIRATES
He’s a dead man.
PIRATE 1
Do you know who I am? Do you know how much my bounty is?
JAX
I never heard of you before.
(The pirate gets shocked.)
PIRATE 1
Bob. You’re telling me that no one has never heard of me!
BOB
Well your bounty is low. It’s 3 million captain Skimp.
(He shoots his own crewmate down.)
SKIMP
Shut up! My bounty is the highest bounty in the whole Grand Bell! And my name is Skimp, Get that in your mind, Silver hair. And watch news, Goddamnit!
JAX
Puhahahahahaha! Your name is Skimp! Who gave you that name?! Did your mother run out of names just to give you that name? And it even suits for a skinny ass baldy like you.
(Skimp’s gets so mad that steam comes out from his mouth and ears.)
CIVILIANS & PIRATES
That Silver hair is dead meat.
SKIMP
That’s it. I’m killing you!
(He points his gun at Jax to shoot him down.)
JAX
Your toy is in my way.
(Using an invisible Kama force, he pushes Skimp away shocking the bystanders. Their mouths drop down and eyes seems like they’re about to pop out of their sockets.)
[To be continued]