Start making Honkai Impact III, my boss is Da Bronya.

" This is actually very simple ..."

Now, Su Mu has faced such questions many times, and has already developed a special set of words to deal with the other party's questions.

After all, he can't say it because in his previous world, you were all wives on my ship, right?

But Sister Rita is obviously not that easy to fool. She can feel that Su Mu's explanation is not very credible, but he does know her very well, which is very strange.

For a moment, Sister Rita became a little curious about Su Mu.

Of course, Sister Rita is not the kind of woman who insists on asking people for details out of curiosity.

At best, this can only be a pastime when she is bored.

After all, no matter what secrets Su Mu had, it was none of her business.

But chatting with Su Mu also made her feel interesting.

Especially since Su Mu could pick up some of her " saucy words " .

Su Mu, on the other hand, is looking forward to the meeting between Elysia and Rita in the Golden Courtyard later, and what kind of sparks the Paradise Lesbians and Schicksal Lesbians will have.

After all, Elysia's lesbianism may just be a lip service, a glass cannon, but Sister Rita really has those thoughts about Durandal ...

[TL/N: I honestly hate this ship, 1stly I like Durandal XD, 2ndly, this ship feels like grooming to me, teenager Rita had been taking care of her since she was 10/12]

So Su Mu was ready to have fun with the meeting between the two of them.

" Miss Rita, there is one thing I need to tell you in advance. I have a friend who likes ... well, a cute and beautiful girl like you, so I might be a little too enthusiastic when I see you later. Please don't care, she just wants to be friends with you. "

When he was about to reach the Golden Courtyard, Eden seemed to remember something and gave Rita a vaccination in advance to prevent her from being frightened by Elysia's enthusiastic attitude.

" Miss Eden, your friend should be Miss Elysia, right? "

Sister Rita smiled slightly,

" Please don't worry, I am also happy to make friends with people like Miss Elysia. "

Of course Sister Rita knows about Elysia.

Whether it's in the game or in reality, she has a certain understanding.

After all, Elysia has almost become MiHoYo's poster girl now, every player who plays HI3 knows Elysia.

Moreover, Sister Rita also knew that Elysia had said more than once during the live broadcast that she liked cute girls, and she happened to do the same.

Maybe they can also exchange experiences or something by then.

" Believe me, Ellie will be the best friend you will ever make in this world. "

' MLM ' as Elysia's single promoter .

Come to Faith Love Gate!

" Eden, what you said means that I am not your best friend? "

Su Mu said in a faint tone, with an expression as if he had been abandoned by a scumbag.

" How could it be? My friend, you, like Ellie, are my most cherished friends. "

Although he knew that Su Mu was playing tricks, Eden still smiled gently.

She likes her friends to joke with her.

" That's pretty much it ~~"

Su Mu nodded with satisfaction.

" The relationship between the two is really good. No wonder Miss Eden, who rarely writes songs for others, became MiHoYo's chief musician. "

Rita said.

" Of course, we in Golden Courtyard have a very good relationship, and we are like a family. "

Su Mu said proudly.

" Including Mr. Kalpas and Miss Mobius? "

Rita covered her mouth slightly, and under her ash-blonde hair, her burgundy eyes flashed with a narrow smile.

" Uh ... it seems like you've been playing in the Paradise of the Past a lot. "

Su Mu scratched his head in embarrassment, and Eden beside him couldn't help laughing.

" Ahem ... Actually, once you get to know them better, you will find that Brother Kalpas and Mobius are both very easy to get along with. At least I have a very good relationship with them. "

" Really? Then I'll stay tuned ~~"

The three of them walked while talking, and soon reached the gate of the Golden Courtyard.

After entering the Golden Courtyard, Rita couldn't help but look at this classic and elegant Golden Courtyard.

Although she had never been here before, she only took a look outside, and this was the first time she walked in.

" It is indeed a holy place that is famous among the outside world. I believe every place here has been carefully designed by Miss Eden, right? "

Rita was full of praise for the environment of Golden Courtyard.

Su Mu could understand her feelings. He remembered that when Bronya brought him to the Golden Courtyard for the first time, he was also shocked by this paradise-like place.

One thing to say, Eden's aesthetics are definitely world-class.

After taking Rita for a walk around the Golden Courtyard, the three of them came to the familiar pavilion in the central garden and sat down.

" Would you like a drink? Miss Rita. "

As if by magic, Eden pulled out an unopened bottle of red wine from under the table.

Because she often comes here to drink, she often places some drinks here so that it is convenient when she wants to drink.

" Then Rita would be disrespectful. "

Rita was not polite either. She was a very perceptive person, so she could tell that Eden was not the kind of person who liked to be polite to others.

" Oh, my dear Eden, why didn't you tell me when you came back? You actually secretly drank here with Su Mu behind my back ~~"

Just when Rita had just finished tasting the wine and wanted to politely talk about her thoughts, a sudden aroma of fragrance came over her, and accompanied by a sweet moan, a girl as beautiful as a fairy suddenly appeared in front of Rita.

Even though she had seen this face many times during live broadcasts, the moment she saw Elysia in real life, Sister Rita couldn't help but be amazed.

You can only see Elysia's outer beauty in the live broadcast, but you can only feel her inner temperament face to face.

Rita had to admit that even from the perspective of a fellow woman, Elysia was the most beautiful girl she had ever seen.

Beauty is actually a very subjective concept, and everyone has a different view of the most beautiful person in their mind.

So every time there is a beauty pageant, the final winner is always controversial.

But this subjective consciousness seems to have lost its effect in front of Elysia.

As long as she appears, everything in this world will be beautiful.

Sister Rita couldn't help but guess in her heart, could this Elysia be God's illegitimate daughter?

Are there really such perfect people in this world?

" Sorry Ellie, I just met a new friend and I'm entertaining her right now. "

Eden smiled and gestured to Rita with his eyes.

In fact, Elysia noticed Rita when she first arrived, and she was quite interested in the overturned ' Herrscher ' from Honkai Impact Three Miles.

No, taking advantage of the opportunity given by Eden, Elysia came directly to Rita and stretched out her hand to her with a smile.

" Hello, my name is Elysia, and I am a beautiful girl who lives up to her name ~~"

" Hello, nice to meet you, Miss Elysia. My name is Rita Rose , but I believe Miss Elysia has known me for a long time, right? "

Sister Rita smiled and shook hands with Elysia.

" Hehe, of course, after all, you are my favorite Valkyrie in Honkai Impact III ~~"

Elysia winked at Rita, showing off her lesbian nature.

Su Mu on the side couldn't help rolling his eyes.

Classic favorite.

Didn't you say last time that your favorite Valkyrie was Mobius?

Last time I said it was from Eden.

The speed at which you change your favorite one is faster than the speed at which a otaku changes his wife every three months!

Scumbag!

" Miss Elysia is indeed as enthusiastic and generous as she is on the live broadcast. "

Sister Rita calmly took her hand out of Elysia's hand.

Although she is a serious lesbian, she does have someone she likes, and she is not a philanthropist like Elysia who likes everyone.

Elysia didn't mind either, and just started chatting with Rita.

It has to be said that Elysia's aura of being loved by everyone is indeed terrifying. In less than a while, she and Rita were like old friends who had known each other for several years, and they were chatting so intimately.

But when she tried to flirt with Sister Rita, Sister Rita calmly blocked her out.

Now I am really wary of Lesbians in Paradise.

" Rita, do you really like being a maid? "

Looking at Rita's maid uniform, Elysia couldn't help but asked curiously.

Just like what Senti from Honkai Impact Sanli complained about, even though Schicksal technology is so advanced, this woman still cleans herself every day.

In the same way, Elysia is also curious. Wouldn't it be awkward for Rita to wear a maid outfit all day long despite her high position in the Schicksal Consortium?

" It's natural, maids are indeed Rita's hobby. "

" Then can you show me how a maid works? I have never seen a maid as a profession in reality. "

Elysia looked at Rita expectantly.

" Of course, but I need a ' master ' . I wonder if Mr. Su Mu can temporarily play this role? "

Rita looked at Su Mu with a smile.

" Huh? What does it have to do with me? "

Su Mu, who was scrolling through his cell phone with nothing to do, was stunned when he heard this.

He was just here to make some fun and have some fun. How could he get involved in this?

" Miss Elysia wants to see the basic skills of a maid, but without a ' master ' , the maid will have no use. "

Rita said with a smile.

" Then you can just ask Ellie or Eden? "

Su Mu said angrily.

" Eh? It feels a bit embarrassing to ask me to be the master or something ... "

Elysia's pretty face suddenly turned red, and she shrank her neck in embarrassment.

Su Mu: " ….."

No, even though I know you are a glass cannon, you fell too fast, right?

Aren't the posts you and Rita posted just now so exciting? Why are you starting to feel shy now that you are her master?

Su Mu turned his attention to Eden again, and Eden shook his head with a smile on his face, showing that he was ready to watch the show.

" Okay, come on then. "

Su Mu sighed helplessly, but he didn't refuse. Anyway, he didn't suffer.

And to be honest, he also wanted to try what it would be like to have a maid.

After all, who among men has never imagined having a caring and well-behaved maid to serve him?

" Master Su Mu, do you need some snacks? "

Rita entered the role in a second, stood up from the chair, then came one step behind Su Mu, lowered her body slightly, and exhaled sweet and warm breath.

" Snacks? Where can I find snacks here? Can you still conjure them up? "

Su Mu asked doubtfully.

" Haha, please rest assured, Master Su Mu, an excellent maid, can satisfy the master's needs at any time. "

Rita smiled slightly, and then saw her turn around. After a little fuss, she turned back with a bag of biscuits.

Su Mu & Elysia & Eden: " ??? " .

No, where did you get these cookies?

I see there's no room in your maid outfit to fit this pack of biscuits, right?

Could it be ...

Su Mu couldn't help but look towards Sister Rita chest.

There was a time when a man caught a cat under the hood, and Sister Rita might have done the same ... Well, it seems not.

Seeing Sister Rita's still plump and firm breasts, Su Mu gave up his guess.

So excluding the above, there is only ...

" Rita. "

" What's wrong, Master Su Mu? "

" Can you lift your skirt so I can see it? "

Rita: " ….."

" Idiot Su Mu, how can you say such things to Rita! This is harassment ! "

Elysia quickly covered Su Mu's mouth, and then made an apologetic expression to Rita,

" I'm sorry, Rita, Su Mu is joking, don't take it seriously. "

" No, I just want to know if the bottom of the maid's skirt is connected to a different dimension. I can get whatever I want. "

Su Mu said.

".... My dear Su Mu, how could you say that the bottom of a girl's skirt is the same as Doraemon 's pockets? "

Elysia was almost amused by Su Mu.

" sure. "

Just when Su Mu and Elysia were arguing, Rita's light words instantly silenced both of them.

" Rita is now Lord Su Mu's maid. If Lord Su Mu wants, Rita can fulfill the ' master's ' wish ~~"

The corners of Sister Rita's mouth curled up slightly, and her hands gently rested on the hem of her skirt, as if as soon as Su Mu opened her mouth, she would lift the hem of her skirt to meet her master's needs.

Su Mu: " ….."

No, Sister Rita, are you serious?

Red bean puree Si Ni Ma San! I shouldn't have said dirty things!

Sure enough, Sister Rita is much better than Elysia, the glass cannon.

"... Su Mu, you are cheating, I want to tell Bronya. "

Elysia suddenly puffed up her pretty cheeks and looked at Su Mu like a scumbag.

".... I'm sorry, please pretend I didn't say anything. "

Under the pressure from Sister Rita and Elysia, Su Mu twitched the corners of his mouth and apologized decisively.

Eden on the side smiled very happily.

This scene is so beautiful.

Sure enough, as long as Su Mu is around, he will never be bored.