Start with the script killing shop

Saturday, August 9th, cloudy.

At 10 o'clock in the morning, all the staff of Galaxy Script Agency (including Lili) and Wang Zhuo appeared at the cinema in a newly opened shopping mall 7 kilometers away from the store.

As for why Liu Lan was the only one to rest in theory, but now it turned into a team building for the whole store, it has to start with the septic tank.

The septic tank next to the script store exploded.

No one knows how the septic tank exploded, and the shopkeepers in the alley have different opinions. Some people said that the septic tank was blown up by naughty children lighting firecrackers, but this statement was unanimously opposed by everyone.

Let’s not talk about whether a naughty kid could find the septic tank underground and blow it up with firecrackers. Let’s just say that the septic tank was blown up at two or three in the morning. Whose naughty kid didn’t sleep at two or three in the morning and took a bunch of firecrackers? Look everywhere for a septic tank spot.

Everyone thinks that a drunkard smoked on the roadside in the middle of the night and threw cigarette butts into the manhole cover, which led to a high possibility of the septic tank exploding.

It didn't matter what the cause was; the result was a septic tank explosion that rarely made the news to businesses and residents near the alley. The entire alley was filled with excrement and water, and the stench was overwhelming. Maintenance personnel had rushed to make emergency repairs, but it was still unclear whether they could be repaired within a day.

All shops in the alley will be closed for one day. Whether they can resume business on the second day depends on whether the street can be settled on the second day.

As soon as Jiang Qi received the news, he posted a message in the group, announcing the suspension of business today. By the way, he explained that the reason for the suspension of business was because the septic tank exploded.

Then I made an appointment and everyone in this group was hahahahahahaha.

A customer who lives nearby said that although the script store is closed, he must go and take a look. For no other reason than to see what the septic tank will look like after it explodes.

Liu Lan was the first person in the store to know about the exploding septic tank. She was woken up by the smell before dawn.

She lives on the first floor.

By the way, since it was not very hot last night, Liu Lan did not turn on the air conditioner when she slept - she opened the window.

After a brief discussion with Jiang Qi, Liu Lan privately chatted with all the guests who completed the book that day, explained the reasons, and helped them move the book to a suitable time period in the next few days based on the guests' own time, while giving everyone a discount. 30 yuan.

Because the store's suspension of business is not a problem with the store itself, it is a force majeure factor. Moreover, it was too funny that the store was closed because the septic tank exploded. The first reply from all the customers was basically "Hahahahaha, it made me laugh so hard", and then they discussed the time with Liu Lan.

Although the septic tank exploded, Jiang Qi and Wang Erya had promised Lili last night to take her to a movie this morning. If it is an ordinary child, and his parents, elders, and friends suddenly have something to do to prevent him from going out for a long-awaited activity, the child will cry for a while and be unhappy for a few days at most.

But Lili is no ordinary child.

Jiang Qi was afraid that Lili would be killed this morning. Lili was in a bad mood and couldn't control the speed of sending the guests away, so he wanted to talk about today's explanation.

For the safety of his guests and himself, Jiang Qi was fully armed, including raincoats, rain boots, plastic bags, and everything else he could. He waded into the manure water to pick Lili out of the store.

When Jiang Qi came out with Lili in his arms, Lili, a naughty child, kept shouting "The board stinks", which made Jiang Qi so angry that he almost slipped his hand and dropped Lili into the excrement water.

The shop was closed and he had nothing to do, so Jiang Qi asked Liu Lan to buy a movie ticket for him while he went to watch a movie.

Then Huang Fugui said he also wanted to go.

Jiang Wanwan and Qin Can, who were woken up by Liu Lan's phone call, said they wanted to go too.

Old John didn't want to go. He wanted to live broadcast, but Huang Fugui thought he wanted to go.

In the end, Old John gave up the live broadcast and joined this temporary team building.

Even teachers sometimes want to take a break and fish.

It’s not necessarily the students who don’t want to go to school, it could also be the teachers.

Faced with the teacher's sudden decision to skip class to watch a movie, nearly 2,000 students in the live broadcast room burst into mourning. Jr123ew, the top brother on the list, took the time to use the Rockets to stabilize his position as the top brother.

Speaking of which, jr123ew is also a wonderful person. Jiang Qi often sees him sharing notes and asking questions in Old John's fan support group. Most of the questions asked are relatively easy. Since he must play Rockets in the live broadcast room every day, sometimes one or sometimes two, he is also considered a celebrity among Old John's audience. In addition, he must share the notes he took that day in the group every day. His popularity is very good, so Questions can usually be answered in the group.

jr123ew is a bad student.

This is Jiang Qi's judgment on him.

But he is also a serious and wealthy student.

At present, the notes in the group are generally recognized as the best, clearest, and most complete ones are jr123ew's notes. Regardless of the handwriting, they are quite popular among everyone.

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jr123ew shared the notes he just took in the group again.

There were still about 20 minutes before the movie started. Jiang Qi and a group of people were sitting on the sofa in front of the ticket gate waiting for the movie to start.

Because it was a team building event, Jiang Qi said that all the money spent on playing and eating out today would be taken from the public account of the store. Anyway, Wang Zhuo can be regarded as half of the store. When he stayed in the store these days, he was often caught by Jiang Qi to deliver takeaways. It can be said that he worked in vain for several days.

Everyone was not polite, everyone had the biggest bucket of popcorn and iced Coke, and they were as happy as gods.

Movies that are shown in the morning on non-holidays are usually not watched by anyone. The cinema Liu Lan picked was in a newly opened shopping mall with a relatively small passenger flow. There were only 8 people like Jiang Qi in the entire hall, and only one cinema staff member came. .

"By the way, Lanlan, how much is today's movie ticket? I'll transfer the money to you." Jiang Qi was reading group messages. A group of postgraduate entrance examination candidates were undoubtedly talking about their review progress and application for colleges. As a non-postgraduate entrance examination candidate, Jiang Qi He always just watched and said nothing.

Liu Lan looked at the bill and said, "A total of 79 yuan and 2 cents."

Jiang Qi:?

"How much?" Jiang Qi thought he heard wrongly.

"It's 79 yuan and 2 cents. This cinema is newly opened. The opening special offers a morning screening of junk movies for only 9 yuan and 9 tickets." Liu Lan said.

Everyone: ...So you also know it’s a rubbish movie.

Yes, after everyone came to the cinema to collect their tickets, they learned that the movie they were going to watch this morning was a domestic ghost film.

"The Pen Fairy's XXXX"

Just by looking at the name, you will know that the rating will never exceed 4. This is a garbage movie.

At first, everyone thought it was because Liu Lan had unique taste and had been reading horror books for a while, so she really wanted to watch horror movies, even if it was a horror movie that you knew was bad just by looking at the name.

It turned out to be because of the 9.9 special offer.

Jiang Qi suddenly felt that the next movie might not be so bad.

How can a movie with a 9.9 rating be called a bad movie?

At best, it's a bad movie.

Jiang Qi transferred the money to Liu Lan. After receiving the money, Liu Lan wanted to ask everyone what they had for lunch. Then he saw Wang Erya handing the popcorn to Lili and asking Lili to smell the popcorn.

Lili's skin today is a standard blond doll with a pastoral style. It is rare for Lili to go out not to eat but simply to play. Although her former owner often took her out, most of the time it was to do volunteer work and charity work to earn money for Lili, and he rarely took her out to play, let alone watch movies in the cinema.

The previous owner used saturated feeding as a standard to make Lili eat well every day and strive to achieve perfect merit and be reincarnated as soon as possible. He was so busy doing good deeds every day that he had no time to go out and watch movies.

Lili had never seen popcorn, nor had she smelled the fragrance of popcorn. Wang Erya specially brought the popcorn to her side and let her smell it carefully.

Liu Lan only thought Wang Erya was playing with a doll, and asked curiously: "Qinghe, is this the doll in the doll house? Did you bring it home last night?"

Wang Erya nodded: "Yes, her name is Lili."

"Tie Tie!" Lili said in a super small voice.

Wang Erya handed Lili to Liu Lan: "Sister Lanlan, please take it for me. I want to eat popcorn for a while. I'm afraid that I will get Lili dirty while I'm eating."

"Okay." Liu Lan was not interested in popcorn and held Lili in his arms. "I will help you hold the baby while you watch the movie."

Lili lay happily in Liu Lan's arms.

Jiang Qi glanced at Lili and found that although Lili had a happy expression, her body was very honest. It was obvious that she was professional at pretending to be a doll.

Not only can she go out and play, she can also be hugged and cuddled by the beautiful sisters she has certified, and she can also watch horror movies. Jiang Qi said that this team building was tailor-made for Lili.

"Let's have hot pot for lunch. I just searched and found that there is a Sichuan and Chongqing hot pot in this shopping mall. I think the reviews are pretty good," Liu Lan said.

"Okay, okay." Jiang Wanwan said that she likes it as long as it's free, "I haven't had hot pot in a long time!"

"Lao Jiang, the news about the septic tank explosion has been on the news. I've caught it all, look." Wang Zhuo, who had been looking at his phone, clicked on the news, and everyone gathered to watch it.

The news is short and can be regarded as an interesting anecdote. The editor used a humorous tone to joke about the accidental explosion of septic tanks. By the way, he did some popular science on why septic tanks exploded. He also included two photos taken just this morning. On-site picture.

and explain the pictures taken.

'Due to the sudden explosion of the septic tank, excrement water flowed across the street and spread to the entire street, causing nearby residents to be fully armed and wading through the excrement water to get home. ’

The accompanying picture shows the back of a heavily armed young man.

Jiang Qi recognized the young man in the picture at a glance:...

Damn, who took the photo?

"Hey, the figure in this photo is very similar to Brother Jiang Qi. I remember that your family seems to have the same raincoat." It can only be said that Jiang Wanwan is indeed Jiang Qi's cousin, and she almost revealed the truth in one sentence.

Jiang Qi:......

"Yeah, haha, what a coincidence." Jiang Qi laughed dryly.

Wang Zhuo then scrolled down, and the next photo was still that of Jiang Qi, showing his side face.

Jiang Qi:......

Everyone:...

Everyone looked at Jiang Qi.

"That." Jiang Qi thought crazily and blurted out, "Didn't I see the merchants talking about the septic tank explosion when I woke up early in the morning? I have never seen a septic tank explosion, so I thought it might not be that serious, so I Go to the store and try it out, and see if it’s possible for customers to wade through the excrement water to get tickets there.”

Jiang Qi himself was shocked by the reason he made up.

Damn it, what kind of capitalist thinking is this.

Liu Lan, who was woken up by the smell of feces before dawn, was also shocked.

"Holy crap, what kind of capitalist are you?"

"Boss, be a human being, how can you possibly eat green vegetable noodles with that smell!"

Jiang Qi:?

Is this your focus?

Also, it will be late, so you can watch it tomorrow.