Surprise! I've Transmigrated Again

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Crimson-black blaze, king of myriad worlds, though I promulgate the laws of nature, I am the alias of destruction incarnate in accordance with the principles of creation.

Let the hammer of eternity descend unto me!

Burn to ashes within the crimson!

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◈ Explosion ◈

A massive detonation rang out, making the entire space shake violently — the power of this〘Explosion Magic〙was beyond imagination.

In the distance, the abandoned castle once occupied by the Dullahan finally crumbled into ruins under Megumin's daily explosion ritual. The ancient castle that stood on the cliff lasted only three days without undead servants to repair and maintain it.

"Satisfied?" Adam swiftly caught her wobbling form before she could fall.

With a flushed face and a satisfied smile, Megumin said to him, "That was amazing! Adam, want to try it out?"

Hm? Wait, hold on! That phrase sounds rather inappropriate given the situation! Any lolicon old man hearing that would definitely get indecent ideas! At least take her to see some goldfish first!

Watch your words, little girl!

"No, I'll pass. If I collapsed too, there'd be no one to take us back." Adam declined, free from the 'daily explosion' affliction, "Shall we head back then?"

"Yes, please!"

"No problem." He carried her on his back and turned around.

It was early summer, and the weather was perfect — neither hot nor cold. An ideal day for an outing.

Darkness normally accompanied Megumin for her daily explosion, but she was at the weapons shop adjusting her armor parameters. Aqua and Kazuma were still hungover from drinking too much the previous night.

With no other options, he had to take her out instead.

"Hey, Megumin."

"Hmm?"

"I thought your Explosion Magic didn't need incantations anymore, so why do you still chant them every time?"

"Because it's cool!"

"..."

"Because it's cool!" Megumin repeated, her face flushed.

Don't say it twice!

Adam had gone through his own chuunibyou phase. He knew that when young people were in their delusional phase, no amount of persuasion would work — especially with a Crimson Demon who had it ingrained in their very being.

Understanding that correction was futile, he could only offer advice instead.

"The chanting is fine, but when you're in danger, don't just focus on looking cool — strike when you need to, okay?"

"Of course! The first rule of defeating strong enemies is to go all out. As the highest-ranking Arch Wizard of the Crimson Demon Clan, how could I not know such basic principles?" Megumin thumped her flat chest proudly.

"That's good." Adam felt relieved at her assurance.

Other times didn't matter, but during crucial battles, she couldn't afford to mess up — she'd be the only one getting hurt.

After that, Megumin quietly lay on his back, focusing on recovering her strength.

Due to malnutrition, she was very light and didn't burden him at all. Though this feeling, when she pressed against his back... well, let's just say there wasn't much cushioning going on back there!

Megumin seemed to sense something and asked with a slightly dangerous tone, "Hey, Adam, are you perhaps feeling something?"

At the same time, she shifted her body backward, creating some distance.

"How could that be? Is that the kind of person you think I am?" Adam maintained a calm expression.

◈ Composure ◈

The main skill was activated!

This small situation was nothing compared to that embarrassing predicament with Darkness. He remained perfectly still!

"Don't overthink it, I'm not into lolis."

"Are you saying I'm flat-chested?!"

"No, just... modest."

"Even if it's you, Adam, I won't back down from a fight!"

Perhaps words like "flat-chest" and "loli" had struck a nerve, as she started choking his neck, demanding an apology.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry! Let go, please let go, I can't breathe!" Adam quickly begged for mercy.

"If you don't like me riding on your back, how about carrying me in your arms instead?"

"In my arms? Like princess style?"

"No way! That would be too embarrassing." Megumin immediately refused, her face flushing.

"Is that so... Oh right! How about I use〘Drain Touch〙to help restore some of your energy? Then you could walk by yourself, how's that?" He suddenly remembered his convenient skill and hurriedly suggested.

"No, I want you to carry me back on your back!" She refused again. She settled back onto his back and said quietly, "This is punishment for saying such rude things earlier, don't think you can escape."

"Yes, yes, yes, I apologize for implying you're flat-chested in a roundabout way."

"Ah, you actually said it again!"

The two started squabbling once more.

After a while, when Megumin's anger subsided, she repositioned herself properly as he took large strides forward, not minding her earlier tantrum. She was still a young girl, so being a bit willful was normal, and Adam just went along with it.

After walking some distance, Megumin suddenly poked her head out and asked, "Adam, what kind of girls do you like?"

"What kind of girls do I like?" He pondered for a moment, "Hmm... more mature ones, I suppose."

To be honest, discussing his preferences with a 13-14 year old girl made him feel rather uncomfortable.

But since Megumin wouldn't stop asking until she got an answer, he had no choice but to give this vague response and hope she wouldn't press further.

"Mature... you mean like Darkness and Aqua?" She muttered softly.

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Evening.

After Darkness returned from the weapon shop and Aqua recovered from her hangover, Megumin sought them out.

"Please excuse my sudden request, but I have something important to ask both of you!" The three sat together in a circle as she made her formal appeal.

"What is it, Megumin? Why so formal all of a sudden?"

"Yes, you can ask us anything without hesitation." Seeing Megumin's serious demeanor, Aqua and Darkness responded earnestly, "We'll help if we can."

"Aqua, Darkness..." Megumin's voice filled with gratitude, "Actually, I want to know how I can become more like you two..."

"Like us?"

Aqua and Darkness exchanged puzzled glances.

"You know... like you two...!" With a mix of embarrassment and excitement, Megumin traced curvy shapes in the air.

"Oh! You mean this? You want to know how to get a good figure?" Aqua stated bluntly, oblivious to the young girl's sensitivity.

"Could you be more subtle about it, but..." Megumin's face flushed crimson, "Yes! That's exactly what I want to know!"

"Well then, let me tell you exactly how to achieve a perfect figure!" Aqua proudly patted her chest, then leaned in close to whisper.

"First..."

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