The Goddess Made A Mistake Again

[ The Next Day ]

Well the previous day went by pretty quickly.

No… that was a lie. It wasn't quick, it was even more boring than the previous day.

Why? Because the part of road we were traveling had multiple holes and that wasn't even the worst part. The worst part came after three hours when there was no road.

If you think a road with holes or broken paves are bad to ride, try riding on the muddy and rocky plains on a fucking carriage that goes on 1 km per sec horsepower… with two horses!

Now I know why the royal and rich people had so many legitimate or even more illegitimate children. Why wouldn't they? They were bored out of their minds and banging was the only fun thing around here.

But I couldn't even do that with three beautiful ladies surrounding me. Not three... two now actually, I don't why, but Amelia at one point of the journey just stopped riding with us.

No explanation, she was just gone and it felt like other than me no one felt her absence.

Who knows, she might be having some fun with the soldiers or maybe embroidering something, that would be less boring than this.

I may be crazy... but maybe I was missing that crazy angry girl.

What pains me the most are the nights. After the first day of handsy handsy, Anna stayed vigilant. It would seem like she was sleeping but if I tried to move towards her, she would easily wake up.

So even that part was now unavailable to me.

I sighed again as Samantha looked at me.

"That's the 15th sigh you gave in a while, is something wrong?"

"No… it's just everything feels so boring lately."

"Oh!... are we boring you?" Her words gained Anna's attention as she looked at me with a sad look.

 I shake my head with a laugh, not telling her the complete truth, "No no, not you two. You two are the only company I've had and the only part of this journey that feels good."

"It's just… the roads…"

"Is it because of the holes?" I nodded.

"Do you want me to go slower?"

I looked at her with wide eyes. Slower? Can it even go any slower?

"No that wasn't what I was thinkin-… anyway that would make the journey longer and we might miss the date." I said and looked outside, seeing only farms and empty lands as far as my eye could see, and it can see a lot.

"How far is the next town?"

"Well no major town until… two days I think." She said after a moment of recounting, "But there should be a small village in a few hours, do you want to stop there when we arrive?"

"Yeah."

"Alright then… why don't we talk, it will alleviate the boredom?"

Please anything else other than honor and how swords are amazing.

"Al-Alright… how about we talk about the weather huh? It seems mighty fine today."

"The weather?" She looked confused, "Yes, it does… anything else?"

"Hmm… what else?" Then I look beside me, "Anna, do you have anything you want to talk about?"

She shook her head, "Listening to both of you is more enjoyable to me."

She took the jailbreak card hah.

After thinking for a while, I have an idea.

"Why don't you tell me about yourself?"

"Me?" Samantha asked, "But you already know about me."

"Not everything, tell me something that I don't know. Like your hobbies."

"Well my main hobby is training the way of the sword." My brows already started to break. "But sometimes… I dabble into gardening." And my interest came back.

"You like gardening?"

"Yeah I do." She said a little shyly, "Don't laugh okay… I sometimes like planting flowers."

"It's not a thing to laugh at… you know; I could see you doing some gardening."

"Really? Anybody else would have been shocked."

"Well… the hobby is kinda closer to girls so it isn't that much shocking to hear it. But I was surprised when I first heard it." I then changed the topic, "Tell me one of your achievements."

"Achievements… how do I say this?"

"Just say the one that comes to your head."

"Okay then… this one is fairly simple. One day, after training I went out to polish my sword. As I was walking on the streets, there were some children playing. Amongst the children there was a girl, somehow she got hurt while playing and fell on the road."

"Then came the problem, she was on the center of the road and was pretty hard too so she couldn't get up. But a carriage belonging to a mercenary was riding pretty fast and it didn't look like it was going to stop."

"So I intervened and arrested the guy who was proclaiming he had high quality things to delivery so he couldn't stop… now horrible is that, right?"

"Absolutely."

"Then the girl called me her savior and… I take that as an achievement." She said with a rose hue.

"You were definitely a savior. When there were many others on the street that could have helped, you stepped in. I think that grants you the title." I said and noticed her big smile.

"Thank you for your honest review, now what else do you wan-"

After that a few hours went by as Samantha and I talked before arriving at the village and stopping.

"Alright, we will take a 20-minute stop over here." Samantha said.

"Okay then I will go around for a moment." I went towards a far barn as I felt nature calling.

But I didn't see that a figure was approaching me from behind.

Going inside the barn and seeing that it was pretty secluded except for some animals, I unrobed my pant and started doing my business. As I finished, the door to the barn suddenly opened.

"I need to talk something with you."

In surprise, I quickly turn around to see Amelia standing there with a shocked look.

It took me a moment before I understood that she was looking at my schlong. Looking down I see that I haven't pulled up my pant.