Chapter 14
Lin Zaozao soon felt that she had cried enough over her grievances. In addition, the deliberate slurping sounds that Ruoqiu made while drinking the fish soup caused Lin Zaozao to be unable to continue crying.
What's the point of crying anyway? No one would feel sorry for her, so what the hell was she still crying for?
Why should she bitterly cry here after working hard to catch the fish, while that ungrateful Ruoqiu was happily drinking the fish soup over there?
Seeing Ruoqiu's smug look while drinking the fish soup, Lin Zaozao wiped away a tear and directly snatched the bowl from Ruoqiu's hand. She didn't care about the fish bones and poured the contents straight into her mouth.
Ji Fantian and the others involuntarily heaved a sigh of relief when they heard Lin Zaozao finally stop crying.
Good heavens! In the future when they wanted Lin Zaozao to lose weight, they would have to find a more indirect approach.
If they didn't let her eat every day and she gave them this ghostly howling every day in return, how much longer could they keep living like this?
After all, they were still tied together with this silly woman right now!
But before they could relax, a violent fit of coughing instantly interrupted their train of thought.
They saw Lin Zaozao clutching her throat and coughing violently, her face flushed red and her eyes bulging out. Ji Fantian couldn't help but sigh softly.
They had only been married for a few days, and the silly wife had already choked on her food several times. Thinking about how the government had raised her to this age, they must have spent a lot of effort.
Otherwise, with how silly she was now, she would have long been choked to death by food.
Although he felt a little helpless about his current silly wife, under the circumstances they still could not let her die now.
After all, this silly wife of his was a humiliation given to them by the man above!
If they didn't do as he said, who knows what kind of wife he would force upon them next!
Thinking of this, Ji Fantian slapped Lin Zaozao on the back.
The next second, a sharp fish bone spewed out of Lin Zaozao's throat and just happened to land in the fish soup on the table.
Lin Zaozao, who had caught her breath, rubbed her neck and looked guiltily at the few husband-lords sitting around the table with the fish soup.
"Gentlemen, you've seen it too. The fish soup got dirty because of me. Why don't I take responsibility and eat it all? After all, I don't mind it being dirty. In fact, I was still hungry."
As she spoke, she stretched out her plump hand to pull the porcelain bowl of fish soup towards herself. She had only managed to drink one small bowl of fish soup with meat earlier, and her stomach was still growling hungrily.
Anyway, it was her own spit fish bone, she didn't mind it being dirty!
Moreover, she was starving like a ghost now, so what was there to fuss about!
But before she could pull it halfway, she was angered by Ji Fantian's words.
"Ahai, pour the fish soup away!"
As soon as Ji Fantian finished speaking, that damned Murong Hai really obediently picked up the fish soup and headed straight outside.
"Hey! Murong Hai, wait. I'm still hungry! Don't pour it away! What a waste to pour the fish soup away! I don't mind it being dirty."
But before Lin Zaozao could pounce over, she was grabbed back by Ji Fantian.
This time he used gentle force, and didn't dare to press Lin Zaozao forcefully on the stool like he did with Murong Hai earlier.
"Lin Xiaohua..."
"It's Lin Zaozao!"
"Alright, Lin Zaozao."
Ji Fantian turned his head helplessly and took a deep breath before continuing.
"Lin Zaozao, since you're not pretending to be silly anymore, let me make this clear. Your body is infected with a strange poison that I simply cannot undo.
If you want to live, then you'd better control your diet in the coming days. If you continue eating without restraint like this, I guarantee that you won't live past five months at most."
Hearing Ji Fantian's words, Lin Zaozao secretly rolled her eyes.
Although the dog system in her body was quite pitiful at times, it had already told her about this issue earlier.
So now, hearing Ji Fantian's grave advice made Lin Zaozao's heart think "Hmph!"
Although she didn't care in her heart, her face showed fearful apprehension.
She shrank her body for a bit, with unconscious shaking hands, to demonstrate that she was still very concerned about what Ji Fantian said.
"Fantian, are you saying I don't have many days left to live?" Lin Zaozao asked with a pout.
"That's right. To let you live a few more days, you must control your diet from now on and not eat too much anymore."
As soon as Ji Fantian finished speaking, Lin Zaozao immediately straightened her "backbone" and squeezed her plump body next to Ji Fantian, completely changing her earlier timid manner.
"Fantian, since I only have a few days left to live, why don't we consummate our marriage tonight!
I, I can't die without letting you have your conjugal rights and continue living meaninglessly like this!"
As she spoke, Lin Zaozao deliberately mischievously threw herself into Ji Fantian's arms, mischievously putting her entire weight on top of him.
Damn that bastard Ji Fantian, let's see if he still looks down on her. After all, she didn't gain all this body fat for nothing!
Faced with Lin Zaozao's reaction, Ji Fantian and the others were all shocked stiff for a moment by her flirtatious behavior.
When a person faces death, shouldn't the first thing they do be to ask others how to make themselves live a little longer?
But what Lin Zaozao, this silly fat woman, was thinking about was getting in bed with him!
With her huge mass of fat, getting in bed would surely crush him to death!
Thinking of this, Ji Fantian forcibly suppressed his disgust and pushed Lin Zaozao's body to the side with great effort.
The prepared Lin Zaozao wouldn't let him push her away so easily.
She forcefully hugged his neck, and kept crying loudly in Ji Fantian's ear that she didn't have long to live, and had to fulfill her marital duty with him before dying.
That was, kissing and hugging, no need to carry her up high.
Then, consummate their marriage.