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Chapter 16: Fake Roshi

Under Cyrus's gaze, Hermit Roshi picked up a stone from the ground and wrote the word "turtle" on it with a pen.

With all his strength, Master Roshi threw the stone out.

Although he looked like just a thin old man, Master Roshi's hand strength was extremely great. The small stone penetrated into the clouds like a meteor and disappeared.

"Boy, if you can find the stone I just threw out within three days, I will teach you the Kame-sen-ryu martial arts."

Clapping his hands, Master Roshi said.

"Looking for stones..."

Cyrus remembered that in the original work, Master Roshi seemed to have tested Goku and Krillin in this way, but that time he just threw the stone into the forest near the island. It wouldn't be difficult to find the stone as long as you spent some time. But this time, Master Roshi threw the stone a long distance, and no one knew whether it fell into the sea or the forest by the coast. Finding it was like looking for a needle in a haystack.

However, Cyrus never thought of giving up!

"I see."

"Teacher Roshi, ​​I'll ask you to take care of Wu Kong for the next few days. I will definitely find the stone within three days."

Regardless of whether the boy in front of him could find the stone within the specified time, his calmness alone was very good. Master Roshi also nodded:

"Go find her without worry. I will help you take good care of this little girl."

He asked Baby Wukong to stay here and not act naughty, and told her that he would be back in two days. Then Cyrus didn't hesitate and jumped into the sea again.

"Oh my, what an amazing boy."

"I'm really looking forward to whether he can find the stone or not."

"Ohhhhh…"

After leaving Turtle Island, Cyrus swam directly across the strait and returned to the shore.

Judging from the angle, direction, and force with which Master Roshi threw the stone, the stone should have landed in this nearby area.

If it falls in the forest on the shore, it would be fine, but if it falls in the sea, it would be troublesome.

"I hope it didn't fall into the sea..."

With a sigh, Cyrus began to search in the forest.

Soon, it was three days later...

"Little girl, stop scratching my beard."

"Ouch, it hurts…"

After a lot of struggle, Master Roshi finally managed to twist Baby Wukong off his beard.

"Ya ya ...

Baby Wukong seemed to find it very interesting and wanted to catch it, but Master Roshi was frightened and quickly dodged away.

If he lets this nasty little girl keep scratching him, his beautiful beard will be pulled out completely.

"Master Kame, you need to be gentle with the child."

"Be gentle to her? She should be gentle to me!"

"This little girl is too energetic all day long. If she continues like this, I feel like my life will be shortened."

"What does it matter? You've lived for hundreds of years anyway, and it's almost time for you to die."

"Stinky turtle, what nonsense are you talking about? I haven't lived enough yet. I want to live longer than you!"

"…"

While Hermit Roshi was arguing with the turtle, Baby Wukong crawled under the refrigerator, took out a piece of watermelon and started to eat it.

You looked at me and I looked at you, and then Master Roshi and the turtle both looked helpless.

Master Roshi was right. This little girl was so energetic. All day long she was either scratching Master Roshi's beard or playing with the turtle's shell. She just couldn't stop for a moment.

That would be fine, but this little girl has an astonishing appetite. She is so young but eats more than both of them at every meal. If this continues, all their food will be eaten up by this little girl alone.

"Teacher Roshi, ​​I'm back."

Cyrus's voice suddenly sounded outside, and Master Kame quickly opened the door:

"Boy, you're finally back!"

Seeing Master Roshi so excited, Cyrus was a little stunned, but when he saw Little Wukong on the side, he instantly understood.

"Wukong, come here."

"Yaaaaaa!"

After seeing Cyrus, Little Wukong also showed a look of joy, then she used her hands and feet to quickly crawl over and hugged Cyrus.

"Teacher Roshi, ​​I'm sorry to bother you these days."

"Ah, no, no..."

Master Roshi said something polite, thinking to himself, "Just take this little girl away and don't bother me anymore."

"Boy, have you found the stone? If you haven't, I won't accept you as my disciple."

Remembering the important matter, Master Roshi also asked.

"Fortunately, I have accomplished my mission."

With a smile on his face, Roshi took out the stone with the word "turtle" written on it and handed it to Master Turtle.

After searching for three days and three nights without sleep, he finally found it in a bush.

Taking the stone, Master Roshi looked at it carefully, then nodded:

"Yes, it is indeed the stone I threw out. It seems that you are indeed searching very hard, and you also have the fate to become a disciple of my Kame-sen-ryu."

"Boy, your name is Roshi, right? Since you have found this stone, you will be my disciple from now on."

After hearing what Master Kame said, Roshi couldn't help but reveal a look of surprise -

"Thank you, teacher!"

However, thinking of something, Cyrus couldn't help but ask tentatively:

"Teacher Roshi, ​​are you really accepting me as your disciple without any other tests? Do you not need me to find beautiful girls or girls' panties for you?"

"You little brat, do you want to be expelled from the sect so soon?!"

"How can we martial artists have such evil thoughts? We cannot allow that, absolutely not!"

Hitting Cyrus's head hard with his cane, Master Kame said angrily.

Cyrus felt dizzy and a little dazed.

Isn't Master Roshi very lecherous? In the original novel, when Goku and Krillin wanted to learn martial arts from him, didn't he tell them to find pretty girls and see their panties? How could he say such a thing so righteously?

This is unscientific. This is unscientific. Could it be that he met a fake Master Roshi?

Although he couldn't figure out what was going on, Cyrus, who had finally passed Master Roshi's test, didn't want to be expelled from the sect so soon. He quickly expressed his regret and repeatedly stated that he absolutely had no evil thoughts.

Well, even if you have evil thoughts, you can wait until the future. Things like conquering the earth, conquering the universe, and creating a huge harem, without powerful strength, there is nothing to talk about.

"Well, I forgive you this time, but this won't happen again."

"You should have a good rest today. I will formally teach you how to practice from tomorrow."

"By the way, keep an eye on this little girl and don't let her grab my beard again."

"Yes, Master Roshi!"

To be continued…

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　　PS: Master Roshi should have been relatively pure when he was young, as can be seen from the fact that he could ride the Somersault Cloud. As for when he became a lecherous old man, the original book does not say, but I remember there was such a part in Dragon Ball, when Goku and Bulma sent the turtles back, Bulma wanted the Dragon Ball on Master Roshi, and Master Roshi asked to see Bulma's panties. Goku was extremely shocked at the time, so it is speculated that Master Roshi might have become a lecherous old man in the year the turtles were lost, or he was just a repressed person before, but in that year he completely gave up treatment and became a real lecherous old man, so considering the current time, it is better to let Master Roshi be in the repressed stage.