This is Absolutely Not Dragon Ball

Chapter 22: Chapter 21 Experience and Farewell



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Chapter 21 Experience and Farewell

In the forest, Cyrus flashed through at an extremely fast speed, then jumped up and landed on a high ground.

After looking around, Cyrus shouted:

"Wukong, go home!"

Like the sound of thunder, Cyrus's voice, through the blessing of Qi, continued to echo throughout the forest, scaring away countless animals and birds.

Boom boom boom…

Not long after, a petite figure appeared in the distance, leaving a long trail of dust behind it, and ran towards Cyrus at a very fast speed.

It's Wukong!

Little Wukong, who is already five years old, has grown a lot compared to two years ago, but she is still a tiny little girl.

Although he only had small arms and legs, Litte Wukong ran very fast in the forest. It didn't take long for him to get close, then he jumped up and pounced on Cyrus.

"Cyrus, you're back!"

The little head rubbed against Cyrus's body, and Little Wukong looked very happy.

A smile appeared on his face, and Cyrus rubbed Wukong's forehead.

Just now, Cyrus let her play in the forest by herself when he finished his work, but this naughty girl seems to have gotten into trouble again.

"Quack! Quack! Quack!!"

A giant bird flew over from the direction Little Wukong had just come from. When it saw Cyrus and Wukong on the ground, it swooped down fiercely.

In fact, calling it a bird is not quite appropriate. Have you ever seen a bird with a mouth full of sharp teeth and a body covered with flesh?

Perhaps it is a hybrid of a bird and a dinosaur, but no matter what, for Cyrus it is just a dinner that has come to his doorstep.

After putting Little Wukong down, Cyrus took out the treasure fan behind him and fanned it at the giant bird that was swooping down towards him.

"Wooooooaaaaa…"

The air flow was turbulent and the giant bird was blown up to a height of nearly 100 meters by a gust of wind. Then it fell heavily to the ground, dizzy and dazed.

"Hahaha…dinner dinner!"

The giant bird shook its head and tried to struggle to get up, but Little Wukong jumped up and sat on its head, then smashed it back to the ground and fainted.

What Cyrus had just used was the legendary banana fan, which could create wind with one fan, call for rain with two fans, and bring about heavy rain with three fans.

The palm-leaf fan is actually a rare treasure, but the pearl has been covered in dust and has been used by Master Roshi to pad the hot pot. It was almost thrown away because it was stained with some soup. It was finally discovered by Cyrus and he quickly kept it.

Even ordinary people can use this precious fan. If you input qi into it, it can exert even greater power. Therefore, Cyrus also carries it with him as a weapon, and occasionally uses its ability to bring rain to some long-drought areas to earn some extra money.

"Go back."

"Um!"

After inserting the palm leaf fan back behind him, Cyrus dragged the giant bird off the ground, and then left the forest with Little Wukong...

"ONE, TWO...ONE, TWO..."

"Lift your feet up!"

"ONE, TWO...ONE, TWO..."

"Stretch your legs!"

"ONE, TWO...ONE, TWO..."

In Master Kame's hut, two sexy and beautiful young ladies were doing aerobics while shouting slogans on TV, while Master Kame was lying in front of the TV, also shouting slogans and staring at the two young ladies with lustful eyes.

"Grandpa Kame, we're back!"

Pushing open the door, Little Wukong jumped into the house, and Cyrus followed in after throwing the giant bird outside.

"It's Wukong and Cyrus, welcome back."

Without even turning his head, Master Roshi continued to stare at the two young ladies on TV, looking like he was about to drool.

"Teacher Roshi, ​​didn't you teach me that we martial artists cannot have these extraneous evil thoughts? You don't look like a martial arts god at all now."

Cyrus said with a sigh.

"Well, I have already passed on all of our Kame-ryu's martial arts and spirit to you. You will have to inherit and carry it forward in the future. Old men like us don't have much time left, so we always have to find some fun for ourselves."

Master Roshi replied irresponsibly, while Cyrus was completely confused.

You don't have much time left. I think it would be a piece of cake for you to live another 100 or 200 years.

Clearly, he was a master and old man with great righteousness in the beginning. He taught Cyrus, who practiced martial arts, not to have evil thoughts and to be upright and pure. But in just a few years, he became like this.

As expected, the power of fate is strong. Master Roshi has become the Master of Lust, and he will continue to move forward bravely on this path.

Let Little Wukong play by herself and not break things in the house, while Cyrus went into the kitchen to prepare dinner for several people...

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"Woohoo…delicious, delicious!"

"Haha... Life is so beautiful..."

At the dining table, Little Wukong kept stuffing all kinds of delicious food into his little mouth, while Master Roshi took a sip of wine, with a look of satisfaction on his face.

"Turtle, this is yours."

"Wow...thank you."

Cyrus picked up some food for the turtle, and the turtle thanked him and started eating.

Three people and one turtle sat around the table enjoying a delicious dinner, and they were having a great time.

"Teacher Roshi, ​​I plan to go out and practice after a while."

Cyrus said while eating the food.

"Are you finally planning to leave here? It's true that staying here will not be of any help to you any longer."

Master Roshi nodded without showing any surprise.

In fact, Master Roshi has not taught Cyrus anything since a year ago. According to him, he has nothing to teach Cyrus anymore.

For five whole years, even Master Roshi was amazed at Cyrus's growth.

Since Master Roshi taught Cyrus the [Kamehaha] two years ago, the two have not fought against each other again, but Master Roshi knows that Cyrus's strength now should have surpassed his.

Although he was somewhat shocked, as Cyrus's teacher, Master Roshi felt more relieved.

Although he had taught Son Gohan and Bull Demon King before, they were still a little bit behind and their final achievements were also limited. Now with Cyrus, the Turtle Immortal Martial Arts he created can be regarded as having a true successor.

"Have you decided where you want to go for training?"

"I haven't thought about it yet, anyway, let's go out and take a look."

"If you haven't decided where to go, you can go to the holy place of Mount Kanai."

"Holy Mount Kanai?"

"Yes, there is a Kalin Tower on Mount Kanai that leads directly to the sky. There lives an immortal on the Kalin Tower. Anyone who climbs up the Kalin Tower through his own strength can receive the immortal's guidance."

"It was more than three hundred years ago that I climbed up the Karin Tower and received several years of training from the immortals. Only then did my power increase greatly, and I created the Turtle Immortal Style."

"I see. I'll go check it out."

  To be continued…

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  Ps:1 Although I also feel that the original Dragon Ball has a bad setting, Vegeta almost caught up with his father King Vegeta at the age of 5, and only gained a little strength in the next ten years, which feels a bit too fake, but it is not difficult to understand if you change your mindset. Before the appearance of Son Goku, except for the legendary Super Saiyan, the limit of ordinary Saiyans was only a few thousand or tens of thousands of combat power. Even after the ape transformation, it was only tens of thousands or hundreds of thousands. Vegeta grew fast when he was young because of his high talent, but his growth rate naturally became slower as time went by, unless he could cross this limit. In the original work, he crossed this limit when he was fighting with Son Goku, so his combat power was rising rapidly after that.


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