transmigrated as a fake eunuch

Daxia Palace, in front of the Palace of Heavenly Purity.

A group of young eunuchs standing in a row were wearing gray eunuch costumes, with no beards and a sickly pale face.

Standing in the front was a middle-aged eunuch wearing a crimson purple clothes and with a slightly hunched back. He was the emperor's eunuch, named Chen Liren, commonly known as Eunuch Chen.

Eunuch Chen narrowed his eyes slightly, looking down at the group of newlyweds in front of him with their heads bowed, and said in a sharp voice: "Listen to me, everyone. Once you enter the palace, this will be the last time you will raise your heads and behave like a human being."

"From now on, you have to keep your head down when you work, walk, and sleep. Do you understand?"

The last sentence was several degrees sharper.

"Understood!"

The group of young eunuchs answered in a scattered manner.

Holy shit! What's going on?

Did I travel through time?

Lu Yun looked around and when he saw the eunuchs holding a pile of things in their hands, wearing eunuch clothes, eunuch hats, and with feminine faces, he was shocked and swallowed his saliva involuntarily.

He is actually a eunuch!

Lu Yun's eyes twitched left and right. He looked down at his crotch and couldn't help but squeeze it with his hand.

solid!

sturdy!

Weird! He wasn't castrated? His penis is still there!

"Yeah, not bad!"

Seeing the young eunuch Chen Gonggong nodded with satisfaction after being intimidated by him, a beautiful figure suddenly walked in from the door behind him.

"Eunuch Chen."

The voice of the person who came was as cold as an ice toad, like the sound of glass beads exploding.

"Aunt Xia!"

The person who came was Xia Chan, the palace maid serving in front of the emperor. She is now the closest eunuch to the emperor, and her position and power are equivalent to that of the chief eunuch.

"Are you ready?"

The cold voice came back to his ears again, and Lu Yun raised his head slightly and glanced at the person who came.

Lu Yun's gaze suddenly fixed on the girl in the white dress. His beating heart suddenly shrank and he could not move his eyes away.

The warm orange-yellow sunlight shines on the girl, revealing a flawless, breathtakingly beautiful face.

What kind of fairy-like temperament does she have, like a fairy from heaven floating down to the mortal world?

Her skin is as white as snow, her eyebrows and eyes are as picturesque as paintings, her black hair is like a waterfall, and her body is graceful. She looks like a person who walked out of a fairyland, pure as ice and beautiful as a dream.

Perhaps it was because Lu Yun's gaze was too hot, Xia Chan frowned and glanced at Lu Yun with eyes as fast as lightning.

What a cold woman!

Lu Yun felt the temperature around him suddenly drop and he quickly lowered his head.

Xia Chan retracted his gaze and said coldly: "Your Majesty will take a bath soon!"

After saying that, he turned and entered the palace.

"Yes, I'll have them prepare right away!"

Eunuch Chen bowed and waved his hand randomly, and the eunuchs picked up the objects in their hands and walked in one by one.

Lu Yun carried a wooden barrel and walked into an ancient house. There was a screen inside and a large wooden bathtub behind it.

"Go light the fire next door!"

"Go add water to the pot!"

…

Eunuch Chen commanded the young eunuch in an orderly manner.

He went next door to add firewood to boil water, then went back to the room and poured the water into the bathtub.

After working for an hour or so, he finally filled the bathtub with water. Lu Yun was so tired that he was sweating profusely.

"Fuck, why is His Majesty just like a woman, adding flowers and milk! What man would use this stuff!"

Lu Yun was holding a jade pot and pouring milk into the bathtub. Just as he was lost in thought, a cold voice came into his ears: "Who!"

Immediately afterwards, Lu Yun smelled a fragrant breeze blowing, and then a woman with long hair, delicate features, fair and smooth skin, and a beautiful face full of indifference appeared.

This beautiful lady is the current Emperor of Daxia. As she is the youngest daughter of the previous emperor and extremely intelligent, the Emperor raised her as his son and passed the throne of Daxia to her.

"Who, who is talking!" The empress said sternly with her narrow eyes filled with coldness.

"What's wrong, Your Majesty? No one is talking!" said Xia Chan, who was serving on the side.

"Maybe I heard it wrong!" The empress pondered for a while, and when she saw no sound, she said lightly.

"Your Majesty is just too tired. Just take a bath and you will feel comfortable!"

"Um!"

The empress nodded.

"Fuck! What the hell is wrong with this emperor? He scared me so much!"

Lu Yun relaxed his tense mood and took a look at the emperor's shoulders, which were whiter and tenderer than a woman's. His two arms were as smooth as jade and soft as boneless. His long black hair hung on his shoulders like a waterfall, like an enchanting woman.

"I wouldn't have traveled back to the Western Jin Dynasty, right? How could the emperor be such a sissy? However, although I don't know how I got in, I was able to enter the harem without being stabbed. This is a blessing! I heard that the emperor has three thousand beauties in his harem. If I could... hehe..."

The emperor, who had just entered the bathtub, heard a burst of chattering voices again. He slapped the water hard, splashing water, exerted force on his feet, and jumped up.

A beautiful body with curves in all shapes and sizes, exposed to the air.

The plump body that was as white as snow, the two big white breasts kept shaking in the air, and the plump and tender flesh between the thighs was even more tempting.

Unfortunately, this extremely charming and seductive body was wrapped in a silk gauze dress in an instant.

But even so, it seems even more alluring. The silk gauze dress is of excellent quality, as smooth as satin, soft and close-fitting, revealing the empress's curvy body, and her straight black hair scattered on her snow-white shoulders.

The two arms were as smooth as jade, soft as if they had no bones, and hung casually around the waist.

She was wearing a tube top under the gauze dress. From the collar that was not yet completely tied, one could see that the two towering peaks under the tube top were plump and straight, ready to burst out, with a deep cleavage squeezed out in the middle. The plump breasts swayed slightly with her breathing. The hem of the gauze dress was very short, revealing her snow-white and slender thighs, and her round and high buttocks were even more fleshy.

But in just a moment it was covered by the loose, wide maroon dress.

"Bring them to the Emperor!"

The empress tilted her jade-white face slightly and spoke in a cold voice.

"Yes, Your Majesty!"

Xia Chan walked out of the room behind the screen with a cold look in her eyes. She glanced at the eunuch standing with his head bowed, and then said to Eunuch Chen, "Take them to the main hall!"

"Yes, Aunt Xia!"

In the main hall.

The empress sat high on the stage, her smooth and delicate chin slightly raised, staring coldly at the eunuchs kneeling below the stage.

"Your Majesty, they are the ones who are waiting for you!"

Xia Chan, who was standing aside, said.

The empress glanced coldly at the eunuchs who were kneeling with their heads bowed, and her brows were slightly furrowed.

This is definitely not an illusion. Who is it? It's a fake eunuch. What a vicious and evil scheme.

"What's going on? This sissy was taking a shower, why did he suddenly come out?"

Lu Yun felt a domineering pressure coming, and the murderous aura almost made him fall to the ground.

Um!

The empress looked confused.

It's strange. Why can I hear his voice?

After a moment's silence, the empress said calmly: "Take them down and chop them up!"

"Your Majesty, spare my life!"

These two words frightened the eunuchs in the audience so much that their faces turned pale, cold sweat broke out on their backs, and they fell to their knees and bowed down.

"No way, I'm going to chop off my head as soon as I get here!"

Lu Yun's face was full of pain.

"I practiced Tang and Song poetry, made ice and salt, and steel on the Internet, but I died before I could make a name for myself in the Western Jin Dynasty. It was all in vain."

Listening to the voice, the empress kept looking at the eunuchs and immediately noticed Lu Yun whose expression kept changing.

She pointed with her jade hand and said, "He stays, you go!"

"Thank you, Your Majesty! Thank you, Your Majesty!"