transmigrated as a fake eunuch

As the empress finished speaking, Prince Fan Tong of Tatar laughed loudly, and looked around at all the officials of Daxia. He laughed loudly and said, "Haha... Is this the so-called great Daxia? Such a simple question, but no one can answer it! Haha... The rulers and officials of Daxia are really a bunch of idiots!"

"Your Majesty, you can't do that!"

"Your Majesty, please be cautious..."

Upon hearing this, the ministers of Daxia spoke out one after another, with an indignant look on their faces, as if the ones who had spoken of surrender before were not them.

"Grand Empress Dowager..."

Chen Zhiqing stood up again, knelt on the ground, and cried: "Does this sound like what the emperor would say? Isn't this like handing over Yanmen Pass to the Tatars? I think the emperor is no longer fit to be the emperor!"

The Grand Empress Dowager Sima Manying was calm and composed. She glanced at him with her phoenix eyes but said nothing.

A trace of anger flashed across the empress's fair face, but then it turned into calmness, and she looked at the Tatar prince indifferently.

Instead, Lu Yun looked at the Prime Minister of Daxia in surprise.

And this prime minister is so powerful!

In his previous life, Lu Yun had seen many powerful court officials, but none of them dared to easily depose the emperor in front of him. Such a thing would only happen when the country's fortunes declined to the extreme and the court was controlled by powerful officials.

Is the Great Xia Kingdom about to be destroyed? No, no, I have to find another way out. I can't die with this sissy emperor.

Lu Yun's expression changed rapidly, and suddenly he didn't notice that the empress was staring at him with anger on her face.

You damn fake eunuch, sooner or later Xia Chan will chop you to pieces!

The empress, who had heard Lu Yun's thoughts, clenched her slender white fingers, and wished she could kill Lu Yun.

It would be fine if she was called a sissy, after all, she was a woman, and her makeup and temperament were inevitably feminine, but he actually said that the Great Xia that she had worked so hard to manage was about to be ruined!

"Get ready for round two!"

The empress suppressed her anger, ignored the noisy courtiers, and spoke calmly.

"The second round is a pair comparison!"

As the officials from Daxia's Ministry of Rites reiterated the rules of the second round of competition, Prince Fan Tong winked at Yu Shinan.

Yu Shinan stood up and glanced arrogantly at the courtiers of Daxia. he said in a loud voice: "Emperor of Daxia, my Tatar country has a vast territory and beautiful scenery. The first couplet is: White horses on the western winds frontier."

After he finished speaking, he sneered and looked around with contempt: "Please Daxia take over this pair!"

"White Horses on the West Wind Frontier? This..."

"What kind of couplet is this? It doesn't make any sense at all!"

"This is absolutely true! Could it be that this pair was unearthed from that Chinese ruins?"

…

The ministers of the six ministries of Daxia spread their hands and talked about all sorts of things.

Listening to the discussion, the empress's face became more and more gloomy. She felt that these court officials she relied on were like straw bags, incompetent at everything they did, and the most incompetent! It was simply a shame for Daxia!

This doesn't make sense! Could it be that the officials of the Great Xia Kingdom are really a bunch of good-for-nothings?

Lu Yun looked at the court officials with disgust. The couplets they were talking about were something that any student on Blue Star who had been to school could come up with, but in their mouths, they sounded like the world's most difficult problem.

"Empress dowager..."

Chen Zhiqing stood up again: "I want to report to your majesty. If the ministers cannot match this couplet, and hand over Yanmen Pass to the Tatars, causing the people of Daxia to be plundered and killed by the Tatars, your majesty will be fully responsible!"

Even the Empress Dowager Sima Manying didn't want to watch the performance between the father-in-law and son-in-law.

The empress felt relieved after hearing the inner voice. She raised her sexy red lips slightly, stared at her father-in-law, and said calmly: "What if I am right?"

"Then I admire you!"

Chen Zhiqing cupped his hands and said mockingly, "But if it doesn't match, humph! Your Majesty, please know your own limits and abdicate, and hand over the throne to a virtuous ruler!"

"You Daxia people are so annoying!"

Yu Shinan scratched his ears and said loudly: "Emperor of Daxia, have you thought of the second line?"

"How difficult is this? I don't need to do anything. Any little eunuch can do it!"

"Haha... The Emperor of Daxia really likes to brag, hahaha..."

Yu Shinan laughed sarcastically and said, "This pair of characters and the previous ones all come from relics. The Emperor of Daxia actually said that a little eunuch could match them. This is really ridiculous! Haha..."

Immediately, the entire Tatar delegation burst into mocking laughter.

"This... Could it be that Your Majesty has been driven insane by the Prime Minister?"

The courtiers looked at each other.

"Xiao Yunzi, go and come up with the second line of the couplet!"

The empress looked at Lu Yun and said coldly: "If you can't tell, you will be torn into pieces by five horses!"

This sissy is so cruel. Fortunately, I attended nine years of compulsory education.

Lu Yun swallowed his saliva, bowed and said, "I obey your order!"

Lu Yun turned around and was about to leave when he suddenly smelled a faint fragrance coming from the empress. His eyes fell on the empress's sexy, thin red lips, then slid down to her fair and delicate swan neck. Looking along the collar, it was all pitch black.

This guy smells so good! He looks good too, and hid skin is fair and tender!

Lu Yun was distracted by what he saw, and when he smelled the pleasant fragrance coming from the other person, he suddenly became aroused, and the big cock that was sleeping under his crotch was actually ready to move.

Then he shook his head repeatedly, Lu Yun, Lu Yun, why are you looking at this sissy? You like women with big breasts, you like women with pussies for you to fuck.

Noticing Lu Yun's fiery gaze, the empress felt the skin on her neck tingling, a warm current surged in her heart, and the hairs on her body stood on end. Especially when she heard Lu Yun say such vulgar words as big tits and pussy, she felt a strange feeling in her heart.

She glanced at Lu Yun's crotch without any expression, and seeing that there was no reaction there, the empress breathed a sigh of relief.

Fortunately, fortunately! If he got erect like before and others knew that he was a fake eunuch, Daxia and I would lose face.

"Haha...it seems like you guys in Daxia are really out of ideas. Can a mere eunuch like this know how to read? How many books have you read?"

Fan Tong sneered and said : "I think, Emperor Daxia, you might as well give Yanmen Pass to us directly. We will tell the public that you won the competition, and you Daxia will not be embarrassed in front of the world."

"Your Majesty, no!"

"Your Majesty, I am willing to give it a try! Although I may not be able to write a couplet, we cannot send a little eunuch. If it gets out, our Great Xia country will be laughed at by the people all over the world."

…

When the court officials saw that it was the eunuch who had just barged into the government hall without knowing the etiquette, they all stood up to object.

"Empress dowager..."

"Alright, Prime Minister, please stop talking. I don't want to hear it. Everything is up to the Emperor!"

Just when Chen Zhiqing was about to make a request, the Empress Dowager waved her hand and interrupted him.

Only then did Lu Yun notice the noble lady sitting beside him in gorgeous and elegant attire.

She has willow-shaped eyebrows, big eyes, a delicate nose and red lips, and her face is painted with elegant and delicate makeup.

The charming eyes trembled with waves, and the brown eye shadow spread around like ink, which, combined with the faint crow's feet, fully revealed the charm and grace of a mature woman.

A golden dress wrapped around her hot and plump figure.