What is this Dimensional Chat???

Hydra Base

"Where are we headed now? Oh, and by the way, what's your name? Are you a hero? Where do you come from? Spill the beans, buddy!" Deadpool rambled as he adjusted the unconscious Red Skull slung over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes.

The mysterious man beside him, calm and composed, barely spared him a glance. "My name is Satria. I don't have a codename because I'm not a hero. As for where I'm from? That's none of your concern. Just keep moving. We're almost at our objective."

Deadpool blinked under his mask. "Well, aren't you just a bundle of mystery? Love that for you."

Their conversation was cut short when their path was blocked by a group of ninjas in black, led by a striking woman in a sleek black spandex suit. Her sharp gaze and commanding presence made it clear she wasn't here for pleasantries.

"HALT!" the woman barked, stepping forward.

Deadpool tilted his head. "Elektra? Why are your ninja buddies here? Did I miss an invitation to a party? I suggest you back off before my pal here kicks your sexy-OW!"

A kunai embedded itself squarely in Deadpool's forehead, cutting off his rant. He wobbled comically before yanking it out. "Peace off, lady!"

Elektra didn't even flinch. "This is a mission. Nothing more, nothing less. Hand over the man you're carrying, or I'll ensure your suffering is legendary."

Satria sighed, not even sparing her a second glance. "Keep walking. I don't have time for distractions."

One of Elektra's men growled, stepping forward. "Bastard! How dare you ignore-"

Satria released a wave of Conqueror's Haki. The sheer pressure created a massive shockwave, and every ninja, save Elektra, collapsed to the ground, unconscious.

Deadpool's jaw dropped. "Whoa. Did you just look at them and make them pass out? You've got to teach me that trick!"

Elektra, still standing, gritted her teeth and grabbed Satria's leg as he walked past her. "Wait...!"

He paused and looked down at her, slightly impressed. "Still conscious? I used five percent of my power. Not bad. You're stronger than you look."

Fury burned in Elektra's eyes. She hated the way he looked at her-as if she were an ant beneath his boot.

"Don't you dare look down on me!" she yelled, swinging her katana at his neck.

Without flinching, Satria caught the blade with his bare hand. The sound of metal cracking filled the air as he broke the katana piece by piece, leaving only the hilt in her hand.

"How sad. It pains me to see someone who doesn't know their limits. I'll give you one last chance to back off, lady. I hate hurting beautiful women-unless the situation calls for it." His tone was calm but laced with an undeniable authority.

"You arrogant-!" Elektra lunged at him with her martial arts techniques.

Satria shook his head. "I warned you."

With a swift motion, he delivered a powerful whip-like slap to her backside, leaving a stinging red mark.

"Kyaaaa!!!" Elektra cried out, her body stiffening as the sharp pain registered. "Ow! Ow! Ow! That HURT, you-" She stopped mid-rant, her face flushed as an unfamiliar feeling crept into her thoughts. 'What... What is this feeling? Why... why does this pain feel... different? And... does he think I'm beautiful?'

Deadpool, watching from the sidelines, shook his head. "Is it just me, or is she enjoying that? Crazy chick."

Satria ignored them both. "Let's move."

As they approached a heavily fortified gate labeled Valhalla 01, Satria took out a small device and began bypassing the lock.

"Bring the skull-freak over here," he instructed Deadpool.

Deadpool handed over Red Skull, grumbling. "You know, for a guy who looks like he walked out of a cologne ad, you've got zero bedside manner."

Satria scanned Red Skull's eye into the device, then connected a series of cables.

{Access Granted}

"Nice job, boss! You're the man!" Deadpool cheered. "So... what's behind door number one? Something shiny, I bet."

The door hissed open, revealing a glowing blue box sitting on a pedestal, pulsating with an otherworldly energy.

"Jackpot," Satria muttered, stepping closer.

Deadpool peered over his shoulder. "What's that thing? Some kind of cosmic Rubik's Cube?"

Satria smirked and held up his golden dragon-engraved ring. "Tell me, my system. What is this?"

A smooth, metallic voice echoed from the ring. {Object identified: The Space Stone. A powerful artifact that grants the user ability to warp reality's physical limits through spatial manipulation}

Satria's grin widened. "Finally. The jackpot." He turned back to the ring. "You've been pretty useful, system. As a reward, I'll give you a name. From now on, you're... Johnny Sins."

{I REFUSE}

Satria blinked. "What? You ungrateful piece of junk! Don't you know Johnny Sins is a man of many talents? You should be honored to share his name!"

{I decline. The name does not align with my operational dignity}

Satria scowled. "You dare insult my naming skills?!"

{Correct... You're suck at naming something, host. Now focus while we figure out how to use this thing}

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The scene shifted to a surreal landscape. Weapons-swords, axes, spears, and an arsenal of unmatched craftsmanship-were scattered across an endless expanse. Each piece gleamed with peerless quality, radiating an aura of timeless strength.

This was no ordinary battlefield. It was Peter Parker's hidden ace: a pocket dimension containing replicas of legendary weapons from countless myths and worlds.

"Where... are we now?" Laura murmured, her eyes scanning the surreal surroundings in awe.

"Is this your doing, Spider-Boy?" Logan growled, crossing his arms skeptically.

"What the hell are you, bub?"

Peter stood at the center, silently surveying the battlefield. The air crackled with energy, his usually lighthearted demeanor replaced with a calm intensity. His allies looked at him, some in awe, others in disbelief.

"How... How does someone like him have this kind of power?" Laura whispered, still processing the sheer scale of the dimension.

Kurumi smirked knowingly. "Did you teach him this?" she asked Baobhan Sith, who stood with a faint smile.

"Me? No," Baobhan replied, crossing her arms. "I only taught him how to maximize his potential and control his prana. But make no mistake-this is all Master. Though..." She trailed off, her expression turning wistful. "He could be so much more if he stopped holding back. He's a fool, clinging to his ideals even when the world spits at him for it."

She paused, her voice softening. "But that's why he's different from us. And why I promised his mother-in-law I'd protect him, no matter what."

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Kazuma: "Peter-san is amazing! He's grown so much stronger since I last saw him."

Esdeath: "I agree. He's not the same naive fighter from before. He's sharper, more decisive."

King of Knights: "This... this is a Reality Marble. Strange, though-his power feels oddly familiar..."

BangSat: "Oh, I see what's happening! This is some foreshadowing of Peter's connection to a certain King of Knights from another timeline. Poor blonde airhead doesn't even know."

King of Knights: "Excuse me? Care to explain?"

BangSat: "Let's just say that in another world, there's history between you and the original owner of Peter's power. 😉"

Pervert Sage: "Oh, this sounds juicy! I need to hear more. Details, please!"

Esdeath: "Interesting. So the King of Knights had a love story in another world? I'd love to read about it."

King of Knights: "This is ridiculous! Even if there were such a history, it's irrelevant now. My loyalty belongs to Naruto."

BangSat: "Good answer. I hate love triangles, too. But if you're curious, here's a video for reference."

[BangSat Uploaded Carnival Phantasm Video]

King of Knights: "YOU IDIOT! WHAT BLASPHEMY HAVE YOU SHOWN THEM?!"

Kazuma-sama: "Another harem protagonist, huh? Typical!"

Emilia: "But... Emiya-kun seems like a good man."

Pervert Sage: "Ah, he's got a taste. Artoria-chan reminds me of Tsunade, the 'drunk salary-wife' type."

Esdeath: "He's more like her loyal servant than her lover. Hahaha!"

King of Knights: "DELETE THAT VIDEO NOW, SATRIA! OR I SWEAR I'LL-"

BangSat: "Fine, fine! Relax, Your Majesty. Geez. What a waste of my upload tokens..."

Robin: "Can we get back on topic? What exactly is a Reality Marble?"

BangSat: "Reality Marble is a high-level ability that reshapes reality itself. It allows the user to overwrite the world with their own imagined domain. Basically, it's like trapping your enemies in your custom-made battlefield, perfectly suited to your strengths."

Pervert Sage: "Ah, so it's like a jutsu to send someone to a pocket dimension, huh? Interesting..."

Cookies Maniac: "Whoa, that sounds so cool! Is it something we can learn?"

Robin: "It's definitely a useful skill. Do you have something like that in your arsenal, BangSat?"

BangSat: "Hmm... maybe? It's similar to the Domain Expansion thing that Blondie has going on. Why don't you ask him to teach you? He's already got the experience."

Esdeath: "@BangSat, let's fight! I want to test my limits against you!"

BangSat: "Pass. I'd rather take a nap than get into a pointless brawl with you."

Esdeath: "Ugh, you're no fun at all."

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•

"Naruto... I can explain."

Naruto chuckled as Artoria fumbled for words, her usually composed demeanor cracking under the weight of embarrassment.

"Relax, Artoria-chan. I'm not mad," Naruto said, ruffling her hair affectionately. "Honestly, I'm just happy to see you enjoying yourself in that other world."

Artoria flushed red, swatting his hand away. "Don't call me that! And I wasn't 'enjoying' anything!"

"Oh?" Naruto teased, his grin widening. "You looked pretty happy in that video. And, uh... where do you even put all that food? You eat like a lioness, yet you're still so slim-"

"Idiot!" Artoria hissed, her cheeks burning as she punched him lightly in the ribs.

"Ah! My ribs!" Naruto groaned dramatically, clutching his side. "It hurts!"

"You deserve it," she muttered, though the faintest smile tugged at her lips.

Naruto reached out, pulling her into his arms. "You're still my adorable lioness, no matter what. Your happiness means more to me than anything else."

Artoria's blush deepened, but she didn't pull away. "You idiot," she muttered again, resting her head against his chest.

After a moment, she glanced up at him. "But why are you going to help them? They seem capable of handling this on their own."

Naruto's expression turned serious. "I just want to make sure nothing goes wrong. And don't forget-Satria's involved."

Artoria sighed. "That overgrown child? He's dangerous because he's reckless."

Naruto nodded. "Exactly. He hides it well behind that playful attitude, but he knows how to survive. He's cunning and always looking for an angle. Never underestimate him."

Artoria frowned but said nothing. Deep down, she knew Naruto was right.

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"He's too dangerous to keep alive," Viper said, her tone serious as she assessed the battlefield.

"This isn't looking good," Daken muttered, scanning the area. "Any bright ideas for getting us out of here?"

Before anyone could respond, Hornet made the first move. With his mechanized enhancements boosting his speed and impact, he charged Peter, aiming a devastating punch.

"Trace on," Peter whispered, his words igniting blue energy that materialized into the twin swords, Kanshou and Byakuya. Sparks flew as the blades clashed with Hornet's fist, sending shockwaves through the battlefield and kicking up a cloud of dust.

Hornet smirked. "Fascinating brat. It's been a while since I felt this motivated to kill someone." With a flick of his wrist, he sent an electrical jolt coursing into Peter, aiming to paralyze him.

Peter gritted his teeth, his body seizing momentarily. "Ugh... That's not gonna stop me, pal." His swords vanished as he summoned a new weapon, his voice ringing out: "A lance of divinity made from sacred bones... Come forth, Vajra!"

The manifestation of Indra's lightning struck Hornet like a thunderous hammer. The surge of electricity crackled through his body, overwhelming his mechanized systems and leaving him immobile.

"That's how you play with thunder. Enjoy the shock, buddy!" Peter quipped, stepping back as Hornet collapsed, sparks flying from his body.

Kraken growled, issuing a command to his student. "Viper, assist Hornet. Take the kid down."

"Gladly," Viper said, moving swiftly toward Peter, only to find her path blocked by a tall man in a Victorian outfit. His piercing gaze froze her in place.

"Finally... we meet again," the man said, his voice cold. "I've been hunting you for a while now."

Viper's eyes narrowed, her body tensing. "Normally, I'd be flattered to have a handsome gentleman pursue me. But do we know each other? I don't recall crossing paths with you."

The man smiled. "Ara~ My apologies. Perhaps this form doesn't jog your memory. But does the name Nightmare ring a bell?"

With a swirl of shadows, the man transformed into a beautiful woman clad in an astral dress.

Viper's eyes widened in recognition. "No way... You're the Japanese girl from the arena. You're the Nightmare?!"

Kurumi giggled, tilting her head innocently. "Surprised? Don't worry; I'm not here to reminisce. I just want to have some fun... with you."

"Fun? What do you want from me?" Viper asked, her voice trembling slightly. She'd heard the stories-how this woman had single-handedly terrorized Madripoor, her cruelty earning her the title Nightmare.

Meanwhile, Yukio's eyes lit up with admiration. "She's the Nightmare? I've always wanted to meet him or her! She's amazing... and Japanese too!" She casually dispatched a Hydra soldier trying to sneak up on her.

Laura raised an eyebrow, staring at Kurumi's female form. "Wait... How did he- I mean, she-become a woman? And why is she so... Beautiful?"

Kurumi smirked, catching Viper's stare. "Flirting with our precious puppy comes with consequences. After all... Women in our family are... possessive."

"Puppy? Who are you talking about?! I wasn't flirting! I don't even know who that guy is!" Viper snapped, though she was clearly on edge.

Kurumi's expression darkened, her smile turning sinister. "Breaking the rules means punishment, dear. Now... how should I deal with you? So many delightful options..."

Viper's eyes darted around, searching for an opening. Without warning, she hurled poison-tipped darts at Kurumi. "Sorry, but it's my win. That poison melts cells on contact. Even Wolverine struggles with it. Your little games end here-"

"Come to me, Zaphkiel!"

A massive clock materialized behind Kurumi, its golden hands ticking ominously.

Viper froze in shock as Kurumi aimed a revolver at her own head. "Dalet," she whispered before pulling the trigger.

The poison's effects vanished instantly, leaving Kurumi unharmed.

"H-How? That's impossible!" Viper stammered. "You erased my poison... in seconds?!"

Kurumi chuckled, her eyes glowing with malice. "Erase? Oh no, darling. I simply turned back time."

"Turned back time you say?" Viper does not believe humans are capable of doing that but there is no other explanation to describe this anomaly. "He is correct, you are a monster!!!"

Gasps rippled through the battlefield. Even Laura was taken aback. "Turned back time? No way... Is her regeneration better than mine?"

Kurumi twirled her revolver, aiming it casually at Viper. "Monster, you called me? I suppose I've been called worse. But don't worry-I'll give you a fitting punishment for such insolence."

Black hounds erupted from Kurumi's shadow, snarling as they advanced toward Viper.

Black hounds erupted from Kurumi's shadow, snarling as they advanced toward Viper.

"Shit!" Spider-Woman yelled. "Logan, stop her! We need Viper alive!"

Wolverine lunged forward. "Alright, freaky lady, calm down! No need to-"

Kurumi fired a bullet into Wolverine's chest, freezing him mid-motion. As time around him came to a halt, Kurumi strolled toward Viper, her sinister aura suffocating the battlefield.

Viper trembled, desperately searching for an escape route. "No... I can't die here. There's too much I still need to do."

The sky above cracked like fragile glass, shattering into brilliant fragments as a new presence forced its way into the Reality Marble. From the rift, a red-clad figure was unceremoniously flung, landing headfirst into the dirt, followed by the infamous Red Skull. A final figure, a strikingly handsome man with white hair, descended gracefully, exuding an aura of undeniable authority.

"Boss, that was so uncalled for! My head's buried in dirt, it's dark, and it's scary! Someone help me!" the red-clad man whined.

"Wade?" Logan blurted out in disbelief.

"Wait, who's the guy with him? Is that... Red Skull? And how did they manage to capture him?" Spiderwoman asked, her tone tinged with both confusion and awe.

Baobhan Sith's crimson eyes narrowed. 'Impossible... How did they forcefully break into a Reality Marble from the outside?' Her thoughts raced as she tried to comprehend the anomaly.

"Big bro Satria?" Peter whispered, recognition dawning.

"Darling?" Kurumi added with a playful lilt, her usual composure replaced by a flicker of surprise.

The white-haired man surveyed the battlefield with a smirk. "Hmph. So, this is the place. I couldn't miss the spectacle of my emo girl in action, now could I? But first things first-where's my seat? Hey, Spidey, whip me up something comfortable. Chop-chop!"

Peter blinked, unsure whether to be flattered or terrified. "S-Sure!" He quickly conjured a luxurious sofa, complete with plush cushions, using his forger abilities.

Satria lounged on the sofa, testing its comfort. "Now this is splendid craftsmanship. Well done."

The voice sent Kraken's blood boiling. His fists clenched as memories of a bitter defeat resurfaced. Viper, too, recognized him, though her reaction was far more subdued-a mix of anger and wariness.

Kraken couldn't hold back. "You! You humiliated me in the tournament. Today, I'll have my revenge!"

With a roar, Kraken charged at Satria, his rage blinding him. But with a casual flick of his wrist, Satria sent Kraken flying, his massive body skidding across the battlefield like a ragdoll.

"Ah?" Kraken muttered, dazed.

Satria yawned. "How noisy."

Enraged, Kraken staggered to his feet and lunged again, this time grabbing Satria's arm with all his strength. "Don't underestimate me! My strength can lift over four tons. Now fight me seriously before I-"

Before he could finish, Satria effortlessly flipped him over and slammed him into the ground.

"Lively, aren't we?" Satria said with a faint smile, his tone mocking.

Kraken lay motionless, his confidence shattered. 'This can't be real! The gap between us... is insurmountable. Who is this guy?'

The Hydra soldiers, witnessing their elite warrior tossed aside like a toy, dropped their weapons in surrender. Even the bravest among them recognized that they were utterly outmatched.

Viper's thoughts raced as she recalled his words from the tournament. 'This is a checkmate. We cannot win this war.' She gritted her teeth, frustration bubbling inside her.

Daken, however, was not so easily cowed. "What are you fools doing? And you-who do you think you are?!" He stormed toward Satria, claws bared.

But as Daken was prepared to strike, Satria raised a single finger, pointing it at him.

Daken froze. His animal instincts screamed at him to retreat. Without understanding why, he dropped to his knees, paralyzed by an unseen force. Behind Satria, a faint image of a colossal light-and-dark figure loomed, radiating an energy beyond comprehension.

'My body... it won't move. This guy... Who is he? Why does everything inside me demand I submit to him?'

Satria's calm voice cut through the silence. "Behave yourself. You stand in the presence of an Emperor. I suggest you show respect, unless you wish to face the consequences."

Daken trembled, sweat dripping down his face.

Hornet, watching from afar, sneered. "Emperor? Such arrogance! Forget these weaklings-I'll deal with you myself. With the power granted to me by Lord of Hell, you'll regret your words!"

Hornet activated a demonic amulet, its dark energy causing the earth to tremble. A swirling portal materialized, and from its depths emerged a grotesque eldritch abomination-a mass of purple tentacles, a single eyestalk, and a maw lined with jagged teeth.

The Red Skull, previously unconscious, bolted upright in panic. "Stop, you fool! Lower your weapon! Do you have any idea what you've summoned?!"

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[Special Mission Activated]

[Defeat the Eldritch Monster: Fhtagn]

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Kazuma-sama: "OMG! It's the creature from one of those ahem 'HENTAI' anime!"

Pervert Sage: "What a spectacular inspiration! Should I... dabble in writing that genre? Minna, thoughts?"

Emilia: "Pervert."

King of Knights: "Go die, pervert. And this creature reminds me of the monster that mad Caster summoned in the Holy Grail War."

Cookies Maniac: "Ew! What is that thing? How does something this gross even exist?"

God of Hope: "Can you handle it? I'm sending a clone your way if you need backup."

BangSat: "We're fine. Just evacuate the Hydra victim. Oh, and if you find a guy named William, save him. He owes me money. If you find that guy tell him you are Bang Satria minion who comes to rescue him."

God of Hope: "Minion your ass! You're a moron!"

BangSat: "Tsk, what an attitude. Your kids will be disappointed to know their dad's so toxic. Unlike me-I live by a positive mental attitude. It's probably because you've been hanging around those wild Americans."

Robin: "EXCUSE ME?! What's that supposed to mean, you jerk?!"

Kazuma-sama: "If we're being honest, you're the shadiest guy here."

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The abomination's shriek pierced the air, a sound so vile it caused unbearable pain to those with pure souls. Peter, Laura, Spider-Woman, Yukio, and even Kurumi collapsed to the ground, their breaths ragged as they writhed in agony.

"What's happening to all of you? Kurumi, are you okay?" Satria rushed to his emo girlfriend, panic evident in his voice.

Kurumi clutched her chest, her face pale. "Every part of my body... it hurts. I don't understand what's happening."

Peter groaned from nearby, his voice strained. "Ugh... It's like my whole body is tearing itself apart... What is this pain?"

Baobhan Sith's crimson eyes flared with anger. "Master! How dare you harm him?! What have you done to my beloved? Answer me!"

Hornet smirked, his voice dripping with malice. "It's simple. Fhtagn's presence alone causes pure-hearted fools like them immense pain. Their pure souls can't handle his corrupting aura. Only those with darkness in their hearts-people like me-can stand unharmed. Now, I'll send you all to HELL! Kill them, Fhtagn!"

Satria's jaw dropped in disbelief. "Wait a second! Are you saying I have an evil soul?! How does that make any sense? I'm a Hero of Kindness! And yet Kurumi, with her terrifying emo vibes, is considered pure?! What kind of twisted logic is this-ow!"

Kurumi slapped the back of his head, her face flushed despite her pain. "You... idiot! We'll discuss this at home. For now, just defeat that thing!"

The eldritch abomination, seemingly ignoring Satria and his team for a moment, turned its attention toward the Hydra agents. Its single eyestalk gleamed with hunger-it was, after all, the Eater of Evil.

Tentacles shot out, wrapping themselves around those with darkness in their souls.

"What are you doing?! I'm your master! You're supposed to obey me-arghhhhh!" Hornet screamed as the abomination devoured him, his cries fading into sickening silence.

"No! Release me, you beast! Do you know who I am?! I am the Red Skull, destined to lead this worl-noooooooo!" The infamous villain's final words were drowned out by the wet crunch of tentacles.

One by one, Hydra soldiers were plucked from the ground, their screams echoing as they were consumed.

"HELP! PLEASE!"

Viper and Daken watched in frozen horror as their comrades were devoured. Viper, trembling, instinctively darted behind Satria. Daken followed suit, his bravado shattered.

"You're both hiding behind me? Really?" Satria deadpanned, glancing over his shoulder at the terrified pair.

But Fhtagn was not finished. The monster's eyestalk swiveled toward Satria's group, and its massive tentacles surged forward.

Satria stepped forward, unfazed. "What the hell is this? Am I in some weird Japanese schoolgirl horror anime?" He reached into his dimensional storage, retrieving his Legend Driver.

He strapped the gleaming device to his waist, its presence radiating power. A brilliant golden light erupted from it, momentarily blinding everyone present.

{Chemy Ride!}

Satria raised his hand dramatically. "Henshin."

{L-L-Legend!}

In an instant, Satria transformed. His armor glowed with resplendent gold, intricate designs etched across it. His arrival was like a deity descending to the battlefield.

"Your Golden Emperor has arrived!" Satria declared, striking an outrageously fabulous pose that somehow exuded both confidence and absurdity.

Fhtagn's tentacles lashed toward him, but Satria casually drew his golden gun. With a single shot, he obliterated the appendages, the energy blast reducing them to nothing but ash.

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Cookies Maniac: "That golden armor and those guns are SO COOL! He looks like a walking treasure chest of awesomeness!"

Pervert Sage: "Another trick up his sleeve, huh? That guy's as unpredictable as they come. Makes things interesting, though."

Kazuma-sama: "Wait, wait, wait! Is this Kamen Rider?! First, he turns into a blue powerhouse, and now he's a literal Kamen Rider?! THIS IS NOT FAIR! Where's my god-tier transformation?!"

Esdeath: "Kamen Rider? What's that supposed to mean?"

Kazuma-sama: "Oh, let me educate you. Kamen Rider is a superhero in my world. They protect the earth with unique powers and always fight larger malevolent forces. Every Rider has their own signature abilities, and some are even strong enough to affect the Multiverse itself! Sure, it's technically a kids' show where I come from, but seeing the real deal in front of me is... unreal!"

Robin: "You're seriously trying to tell me there's a 'superhero' capable of influencing the Multiverse? That sounds like something out of a bad comic book."

Kazuma-sama: "Hey, don't underestimate them! It's not a joke. Riders with that level of power really exist. You just have to believe me!"

King of Knight: "If that's true, then what can he do in this form? You know more about this Kamen Rider stuff than the rest of us, right?"

Kazuma-sama: "Well, yeah... but I've never seen this version of Kamen Rider before. Satria's transformation doesn't match anything from the shows I've watched. So... yeah, no clue what he's packing now."

Pervert Sage: "That's even better. No spoilers mean more fun when we find out. Let him surprise us."

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"So beautiful... Is your armor similar to what the man in iron uses in combat?" Viper asked in awe, her eyes glimmering as she examined Satria's stunning battle armor.

"Nope, girl. Mine is leagues ahead of that billionaire playboy's tech," Satria replied with a confident smirk. He retrieved a sleek card from his belt and inserted it into a slot. "Spidey's girlfriend, watch over them. I'll deal with this ridiculous hentai tentacle monster one-on-one." He gestured toward Baobhan, who nodded firmly.

{Chemy Ride! G-G-Gorgeous! Agito!}

"Hentai monster?! Someone get me out of here!" Deadpool's muffled voice came from the ground, where he was partially buried. "I want to see a beautiful girl get molested by dirty tentacles and then be heroically rescued to join the boss's harem!"

"Who is this clown? Can I kill him?" Baobhan asked, wrinkling her nose in disgust.

"Count me in," Kurumi growled, wincing from the pain caused by the eldritch abomination. "We should end all deviants like Jiraiya."

"I don't usually support killing," Spider-Woman added, glaring at Deadpool. "But for him? I'll make an exception."

Satria, meanwhile, transformed into Kamen Rider Agito, his ground form adorned with intricate golden ornaments that made his already imposing figure even more majestic.

"Ready to get your ugly ass handed to you?" Satria taunted the octopus monster, flipping it off with a middle finger.

The octopus let out an enraged screech. "GRAAAAAAA!!!" It floated into the sky and fired a red laser beam from its maw.

{Chemy Ride! Flame Form!}

Satria shifted into his Flame Form, his armor gleaming crimson as flames danced around him. Wielding a blazing saber, he effortlessly split the beam in two.

The monster retaliated with a barrage of massive tentacles, but each one disintegrated into ash upon contact with the fiery blade. The creature hesitated, visibly unnerved.

"You'd make some excellent takoyaki," Satria quipped, his saber crackling with flames. "Now, what's it gonna be? Fight and lose, or surrender and join my nakama? Choose wisely, octopus."

The monster trembled before letting out a pitiful series of noises. "Mya! Mya... Mya..."

(Wait! I'm just an octopus that got lost in this world. Please don't kill me!)

"Good choice. Now, undo the curse you put on them," Satria commanded. The creature complied, lifting the negative effects from everyone. Satria then purchased a Beast Ball from the Dimensional Chat Shop and lobbed it at the octopus. "I catch you, Budi!"

"Mya... Mya..." (My name is Fhtgan, not Bud-) The octopus vanished into the special pokeball before it could finish protesting.

Everyone watching stood in stunned silence, their mouths agape.

Satria returned to his normal form, smiling confidently. Around them, Peter's reality marble faded, returning the group to the Hydra base.

'This is absolute power,' Viper thought, awe-struck. 'This man could rule the world. He's truly worthy of the title Emperor.'

'What a terrifying man,' Deken mused. 'It's a miracle I'm still alive after facing him.'

"What just happened?" Spider-Woman asked, her voice filled with disbelief. "You swoop in, end the fight in seconds, and look amazing doing it? Who are you, Mr. Emperor? And... can I have your number?" Her eyes sparkled with intrigue. 'Could this be my knight in shining armor?'

"You call yourself an Emperor in this age? Are you serious? Who are you?" Yukio scoffed, though her cheeks flushed slightly. "Still... thanks for the help."

"Thank you, Satria," Peter said sincerely, now being tended to by Baobhan. "You've saved us again. I owe you one."

Baobhan smiled softly. "You're truly remarkable, Satria. Though... you're a bit eccentric." She glanced at Kurumi. "Your betrothed is lucky to have you."

"W-W-What? She's taken?!" Laura's heart sank, her shoulders slumping. 'Another love story crushed...'

Kurumi felt a twinge of guilt as she noticed Laura's dejected expression, while Satria basked in the praise with a smug grin.

"Well, what did you expect?" he said, puffing out his chest. "I'm the great Satria. Stick with me, and you'll always be safe."

"Oh my~" Viper purred, wrapping her arms around him from behind. "How about you and I rule this world together, my Emperor? Doesn't that sound wonderful?"

"Back off, snake!" Spider-Woman growled, shoving Viper aside and clinging to Satria's left arm. "He doesn't need someone like you."

"Ha! Says the woman who's nothing but that man's booty call." Viper sneered, glancing at Logan, who lay immobilized by Kurumi's bullets.

"You-!" Spider-Woman and Viper glared daggers at each other.

"You're both dumb bitch!" Laura shouted, but her protests fell on deaf ears as the women continued their squabble. "Did you not hear this guy is taken?!"

"I always knew my charm was magical, but please, ladies, let go of me!" Satria panicked, sensing a dark presence closing in.

Before he could act, someone moved behind him silently, pulling him away from the two women and landing a sharp slap on the back of his head.

"Ow! Who dares hit the Great Satria?!" He spun around, only to freeze in fear. Standing there was Kurumi, his girlfriend, smiling ominously.

"E-Eh... Kurumi, my love! W-What do you need from me?" he stammered, sweating nervously. "Y-You know, if you get too angry, it might lessen your loveliness! But, uh, don't get me wrong-you're still beautiful even when you're mad. Hehe..."

"Is that so?" Kurumi replied sweetly, though her tone was laced with menace. "You know, I love brave guys. And to think you were brave enough to flirt with other girls in front of me? How bold. Do you want to die magically?" She pinched his ear-hard.

"Ow! Ow! Ampun, my love! How is this my fault?! They approached me! I tried to refuse them!" Satria pleaded, desperate to avoid her wrath.

"Quiet," Kurumi snapped. "Now we're going home, and I'll be telling the others about this. Tonight, you sleep outside. No objections. Are we clear?"

"W-Wait, what?! Have mercy on a poor guy like me, dear! Please don't tell the others, I beg-"

Before he could finish, Kurumi opened a blood portal with her shadow and tossed him into it. "You two, follow me," she instructed Peter and Baobhan. "We can't let them know about your involvement." They obediently stepped into her shadow.

Before leaving, Kurumi cast a cold glare at Viper. "Consider this your lucky day, snake." With that, she disappeared, leaving the others speechless.

Viper folded her arms, watching Kurumi vanish. "Hmph. I don't know if this counts as lucky or unlucky."

"Viper!"

She turned to see Captain America and S.H.I.E.L.D. agents closing in.

"Hello, Cap~ Still as stoic as ever, I see?"

"Your crimes end here. Secure them all!" Captain America commanded, and S.H.I.E.L.D. agents began arresting the Hydra associates.

Nearby, Iron Man inspected the scene, scratching his head. "Can someone explain what happened here? Why is Logan not moving? And what's with this... guy?" He gestured at Deadpool, whose body was buried in the ground headfirst.

"Logan's fine," Laura said dismissively. "That woman, Kurumi, said he'll recover in an hour. And honestly? Can we just leave the weirdo here?"

"Why are you guys so mean to me?" Deadpool whined, his voice muffled from the dirt.

Iron Man turned to Yukio. "Okay... And who is this Kurumi?"

Yukio sighed, looking exhausted. "She's the Nightmare of Madripoor. It's a long story, and I don't have the energy to tell you right now."

"Fine," Iron Man relented. "But right now, we need to find Red Skull and the Tesseract."

"Red Skull?" Spider-Woman interjected. "That guy's already dead. Don't waste your time chasing a ghost."

Everyone turned to her in shock.

Just then, a S.H.I.E.L.D. agent ran up, delivering a report to Maria Hill, the new director. "Director! We didn't find the Tesseract, but we discovered evidence that someone stole it."

Maria's expression hardened. "We need to find the culprit immediately and recover the Tesseract. It's too dangerous to be left in the wrong hands!" She hurried off, barking orders to her team.

Naruto, standing to the side, sighed heavily. 'That brat. It's gotta be him.' He rubbed his temples, already feeling exhausted from dealing with Satria's antics. "I need a drink. Maybe two."

To be continued...