Chapter 62: A Boyish Fine Lady.
While Yang is releasing the dirty fluid from his body, a woman's angry voice sounded;
*Stop! Don't dare let that stingky urine of yours out of your smelly thing.
"Damn it, it is already too late so let me finish."
The man went to complain first to himself before explaining but didn't expect for the newcomer to pat him on the shoulder saying;
*You better zip it or I will zip it for you.
With an expression like eating sheet;
*This lady, I know I was wrong but this is not a faucet that you can turn off at anytime. Can you please give me a few seconds.
When the words sounded, this newcomer seems to be reasonable and didn't speak anymore; but still holding the man's shoulder maybe because she's afraid that the violator might run away.
With a lot of courage, Yang managed to pee under the supervision of a woman.
There's no even one shake, return to the lair and zip it.
With an expression admitting his mistake, turn around and said;
*This lady, i'm sorr...
But was immediately;
*Do you think i'm a little lady. Where did you come from and doesn't even know how to address a police officer? Do you urinate anywhere at that place? It seems that I need to write you a violation ticket to educate you.
On Yang side, he's confuse looking at the female officer with a boy cut really taking out a ticket.
It's okay for a normal police officer to issue an ordinance violation ticket but the one in front of him has a shoulder rank, not even the lowest: a lieutenant, seems to be similar to Ning-ning.
The man was awaken when;
*Name?
Didn't have the slightest intention to disobey and directly;
*Buganson Wigan Dulnuan.
There's no reaction from this Lieutenant for her to;
*Address?
*Lagawe, Ifugao.
This time, with a slightly raised right eyebrow;
*You can be considered as a local but still violated the municipal ordinance. It's seems that you're that kind who like to be above the law.
Filling the other information as she speak leaving Yang no choice but to keep his mouth shut and just listen.
A minute later;
*There's only a fine of five hundred pesos but make sure that there's no second time or I will "cut" that smelly thing of yours. Do you feel me!?
The man felt it and went to nod as he take out a five hundred peso bill.
Giving the ticket and taking the money but this Lieutenant didn't left and still;
*By the way, go find something to flush your urine. I don't want for tourist to smell the stench.
*Of course police lieutenant Gano.
There's no other intention but the woman's nature to assume kicks in and said with both eyebrows raised;
*Why,,, are you being sarcastic this time? Do you think you can handle me?
Like a man's posture, went to stand face to face with Yang just a few inches away, staring straight to the eyes.
The height of this woman is not short coupled with the fact that she has a good build, really can intimidate.
There's no way for a grown up man to compete with a woman so he took a step back and said;
*I think you misunderstood. I give respect to your rank because there are not many women who can achieve it, especially in a young age. Of course, some were able to climb up using their body and background but I can tell that you attain it with pure dedication and ability.
The words didn't sound like a flattery so this Lieutenant took it as a compliment.
With a softer tone;
*Alright, wash it up and we are done.
The man didn't speak anymore and went to get a gallon of water in the rented van.
Pour it to the area where his urine had flowed.
Coincidentally, Ning-ning and her group came out from the restaurant to see the scene.
*Wigan, why are you watering the bushes? And was even surpervised by a girlscout.
Once again, this dum-dum Mishelle did it and went too far to mistook a female police Lieutenant for a girlscout.
Ning-ning who knows how respectful a rank is, she need to step in and said as the hand was stretched out for a shake hand;
*Comrade police lieutenant Gano, chinese army first lieutenant Ting, nice to meet you.
There's no arrogance in the words so;
*Nice to meet you too.
After shaking hands;
*Comrade Gano, please don't mind the silly words coming from my sister's mouth. You know, she's a little special.
No one knows what the word special means but this police lieutenant just;
*I understand. By the way, what's comrade Ting doing here? Is the chinese army not strict for giving leave of absence?
As both women in the fighting force, Ning-ning has a good feelings for the person in front that's why;
*The truth is, it's just a rank after completing the required trainings. I'm also a citizen here and even married a filipino. That's him. I wonder if what he did this time.
With a confused expression;
*What,,, you married this punk?
But soon realized that she misbehave and directly;
*I'm sorry,,, it's just that the gap is very big.
The words, made everyone giggle, except of course for Yang who didn't care at all.
Ning-ning also went to giggle before?
*Sister, don't underestimate him becaue he hides a lot. Anyway sister, can we exchange contant information. We seems to have many things in common and will surely become good friends.
Seeing that there's nothing wrong to make friends, she went to agree.
After the exchange;
*Sister Dulduli, I now live with my husband in Lagawe so we can meet in your free time.
*Then I will call you in my day off. Well, i'm still on duty so please excuse me to get busy. Goodbye.
Said goodbye and really left to do her thing.
As soon as she left;
*With that rank, she can slack off in her office and raise a pretty boy, why so serious?
Yang went to joke but was...