Xiu Erdai's daily essays

Chapter 816



3356_ Self-analysis... What?

Dad: "I know the content of your analysis. I know what you thought and what you didn't think of. You don't need to repeat it."

Me: "...But I don't know if I don't say it."

Dad: "When will the speed of the brain be faster than the speed of the mouth?"

Me: "The day of the ascension?"

Pei Bing: "Hey, Elder Pei is going to beat you."

Xiao Sui: "No, it was Elder Pei who deliberately provoked the master to make him say what he owed."

Maoqiu: "Anyway, I still fight."

Me: "As my father, you can say the kind of promise that shocks the world. Would it be more difficult to listen to some nonsense from me?"

Dad: "Yes. My promise is only for one sentence, your nonsense..."

Me: "I don't know how long it will take. If you don't listen to me, I will send you a message."

Pei Bing: "You're going to be blocked."

Xiao Sui: "No, at most, I didn't respond after reading it."

Maoqiu: "I didn't respond when I heard it face to face."

Can you not complain about me?You are all on Elder Pei's side, whose soul connection is the three of you?

Pei Bing: "We belong to you, do you belong to Elder Pei?"

I asked Dad: "Is there any problem with saying 'I belong to you'? Can this kind of possessive be used between father and son, master and apprentice?"

Dad: "Aren't you dissecting yourself?"

Me: "Just tilt the stairs a little bit... Hey, are you still waiting for me to analyze myself? Did you cut off my communication?"

I waited for two seconds and was shocked: "Is it really constant?" Based on my communication experience with my father, it should be cut off...

Dad: "For the sake of Xin Mo Jie."

Me: "Is my inner demon tribulation so serious? I think it seems that I have been having problems since I came back from the secret realm of the gap. After that, many elders, including you, helped me overcome the tribulation, right?"

Dad: "The heart demon tribulation in the early and middle stage of Jindan, you still want 'some' elders to help you through it? Then when you rush to Yuanying, what kind of team are you going to form to cross the tribulation?"

Me: "I didn't join in, you guys took the initiative to join in... Then, how serious is my inner demon tribulation?"

Dad: "I'm waiting for your self-analysis."

It seems to be very serious, but what was the content I was going to analyze?

Me: "Wait a minute, let me think about it."

Dad cut off the communication.finally.

Feel at ease, it's not serious enough to be infinite.

3357_ go through the process

I sorted out my thoughts with peace of mind, and prepared to send a text message to my father with the content of my self-analysis.

……

"It seems that there is nothing new?" I wondered, "I just want to say that with Dad and Yunxiazong, my behavior has a bottom line. My own bottom line may be chaotic because of emotional instability, but Dad and Yunxia Zong won’t. The existence of Dad and Yunxia Zong makes me more stable. But I seem to have told Dad about this, more than once?”

Pei Bing: "Say it again, anyway, Elder Pei is used to your nonsense."

Me: "However, the content of the analysis I wanted to say before being interrupted by my father seems to me to be something new? A sentence that I haven't said before?"

Pei Bing: "The same meaning can be expressed in many ways. You have used one, two, three, four, five expressions before, but this time you changed to six or seven sentences, which is also fresh."

I asked Xiao Sui: "Did I originally want to say a sentence that repeats the meaning?"

Xiao Sui: "...Sorry, Master, I can't tell the difference..."

It's okay, I can't tell the difference myself, your perception is exactly the same as mine, and you haven't neglected your duty.

Furball: "There's a lot of confusion. Including me."

Okay, I know Fuqiu and you can't figure out what I was trying to say.It's all my dad's fault for interrupting me.

I expressed this anger to Dad and repeatedly sent him three times that I have said.

Pei Bing: "Are you so anxious to get blocked?"

Why are you blackmailing?A program can pack the nonsense into a box and bury it. It’s as simple as it is, I can do it, and of course my father is also fine.

After harassing my father, I asked Xu Qing, "Have you asked Ke Dongfeng to investigate why the Loose Cultivator Alliance favors Han Yituo?"

Xu Qing: "I asked, but Ke Dongfeng said it involved personal privacy, and refused to accept the order, no matter how much money I spent. I wanted to try Baodiao, but I didn't know anyone in Baodao, and Baodao's flamboyant style also made it difficult for me. Believe me, I finally gave up. But the elders should have found out something before they can bargain with Yunxiazong calmly."

There is no need to bargain with Yunxiazong, we are so dedicated.

I logged on to Kedongfeng's official website and followed their news and purchase process.

Step [-]: Register as a member.

There is a membership fee, or more accurately, an upfront fee.These prepaid fees are recorded under the account of the corresponding member. When the member uses the payment function on the Kedongfeng website, the payment method can choose to deduct the prepaid fee, which saves the frequent sending of spiritual stones to Kedongfeng every time a small function is used. Trouble.However, if you use expensive functions, the prepaid fee is not enough, or you don't want to use the prepaid fee, you still have to send Lingshi to the past.

3358_official website

Kedongfeng accepts mortal members and also accepts mortal currency. Although mortal currency can use few functions, it is enough to obtain a membership status. The key is that the transfer of mortal currency is fast.

While I was sending the spirit stone to Kedongfeng, while waiting for the spiritstone to arrive, I used mortal coins to open an account on the Kedongfeng website for myself, and then I could proceed to the second step: filling in the keywords of the required information.

"Instructions for filling out: Please use objective nouns as much as possible, and avoid adjectives whose degree of measurement varies from person to person, so as to improve retrieval efficiency. Note that after filling in keywords, you need to pay a retrieval fee for each retrieval. The more you have, the higher the search fee. A highly targeted and precise search can effectively reduce your payment and shorten the time you need to find the information you need, please consider carefully before filling in keywords.”

My keywords are: Han Yituo, casual repair alliance, Xu family, compensation amount.

submit.

Immediately, I got a sentence that was probably an automatic reply from the system: "The retrieval fee is lower than your pre-deposited amount, do you agree to directly deduct it from the pre-deposited fee?"

They didn't even report an accurate price, which seemed to be rather stingy in terms of information disclosure.

agree.

"Does the following information meet your needs? If so, please click on the item you need, pay the fee according to the suggested amount to get the details. When your prepayment is enough to pay or we receive your newly sent sufficient amount of Lingshi, We will immediately send the information you purchased to the communicator you designated. If none of the following information is what you need, please change the keywords and search again, or consider whether the information you need has been publicly known. Please note that personal privacy, Confidential, in-depth academic research and other content do not belong to the scope of this website’s searchability.”

The information titles retrieved by my keywords include:

The current minimum amount of compensation proposed by Han Yituo and the maximum amount accepted by the Xu family;

Requirements put forward by Han Yituo and the Xu family in previous discussions (in chronological order);

The theory and content put forward by the Sanxiu Alliance in the incident between Han Yituo and the Xu family (in chronological order);

Analysis of the market price of Lingzhi (suspected) lost by Han Yituo;

Estimated cost of recovering Lingzhi (suspected) lost by Han Yituo;

……

Slightly more, no wonder one retrieval took my prepaid down to single digits.

I showed Xu Qing: "Is there anything you bought here?"

Xu Qing: "Kedongfeng's official website? I basically don't buy information anywhere. It's very tricky. The keywords you give are used for full-text search. Often there will be information that is not very relevant but seems to have a little connection. If you choose improper keywords, you will have to search many times to find what you really want. In the process of searching, you may be attracted by some titles and buy information that you don’t need. "

3359_The way to become a premium member

Me: "You're right, I want to buy all these items right now."

Xu Qing: "The information easily retrieved from the official website is not confidential. Ke Dongfeng just sorted out the public information. You will know after buying it twice, and you can sort out the same information from the main website or news newspapers. There is no need to buy the content.”

Me: "Dongfeng's tidying has saved me time, so pay them for it..." I clicked on an item to check the price, "I think the price is reasonable."

Xu Qing: "So the main purpose of placing orders on Kedongfeng's official website is to make money for lazy people. If you want to know about dry goods, you have to find their disciples and communicate one-on-one. It's not difficult, as long as you buy it yourself on the official website After a few times of information, if you consume a certain amount, some of Ke Dongfeng's disciples will take the initiative to contact you and develop you into a high-quality member. That's how I know Zuo Xian."

Xu Qing: "However, it is not certain how much you need to spend before a disciple can contact you. Some people only spent four or five digits of mortal coins to be contacted, and some people spent dozens of middle-grade spirit stones. Kuai can only play with the pre-order program on the official website. Zuo Xian told me that it depends on fate, some people don’t agree with Ke Dongfeng’s aura, and no matter how local, Ke Dongfeng will choose to avoid it.”

Me: "The aura is not in harmony... For example, will you force Ke Dongfeng to ask information that he doesn't want to say?"

Xu Qing: "That's one of them."

Me: "Then on the other hand, you will accept whatever information you give, and pay whatever price you offer. Although you may occasionally ask questions that Ke Dongfeng doesn't want to answer, as long as Ke Dongfeng refuses to answer or avoids the topic, he won't ask questions. In this way Will Ke Dongfeng, who has been taken advantage of by you, like it?"

Xu Qing, who was giving me friendly advice, suddenly became gloomy again.

Me: "I'm talking about my own role." Not describing you.

Xu Qing's face was still unkind: "You will explain so quickly, because you have realized that I am the kind of bully you described, right?"

Me: "We do have a lot in common."

Xu Qing was silent for a while. After the Lingshi I sent to Ke Dongfeng was in place and I started to buy the items I was interested in, Xu Qing muttered: "How does it look like? There is a lot of difference between the Foundation Establishment Stage and the Golden Core Stage."

Me: "I have already reached the peak of foundation building, is it still far from forming alchemy?"

Xu Qing: "There are some who reached the peak of foundation establishment when they were young, but stayed at the peak of foundation establishment for hundreds of years and were unable to form alchemy."


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