Chapter 74: The Only Time I've Tried SM Play Was When I Shoved My Fist into a Pussy
The Only Time I've Tried SM Play Was When I Shoved My Fist into a Pussy
Chunhyang is even more extreme than I anticipated.
I deliberately exercised severe violence to prevent her from going to Yi Mongryong.
Her lust is no joke.
I'm at a loss trying to comprehend the author's scheme. He's delusional if he thinks Chunhyang is someone Minsoo can handle. Even Yoomin was too much for him, and it didn't take long for me to snatch her away.
But now, he's planning to throw an even more sexually adventurous woman at him in this gate? For what? To boost his confidence? The more I think about it, the more irritated I get.
When Kim Minsoo ventured into this gate alone, I was all about snatching up all the rewards. But now, even I'm starting to wonder if I might be stuck in this gate.
Why am I stuck playing the role of the dominant instructor…
I've dabbled in SM play, but it's not like I enjoy it or have cravings for it every day. The most extreme thing I've ever done was tying a woman to the bed and fisting her pussy a few times.
But…The clear conditions window that popped up only darkened my mood further.
——————————— By publicly humiliating Chunhyang, you have perfectly awakened her masochistic tendencies!
Within less than a day of entering the gate, clear conditions are already revealed as rewards based on specific conditions.
Clear Conditions ::
Perfectly train Chunhyang (0/1)
Block Yi Mongryong's pure love (0/1)
Bonus Condition :: When playing the role of [Pimp], if Chunhyang is perfectly trained, you will receive a special award as the role of [Byeon Satto]. ———————————
It's a very unfriendly explanation and absurd conditions.
What does it mean to perfectly train her?
There are only two conditions listed, but in reality, there's only one clear condition.
The moment Chunhyang is perfectly tamed, does Kim Minsoo, playing Yi Mongryong, fall head over heels?
That's an absurd case.
If Chunhyang is perfectly trained, then as a bonus, his love life will naturally hit a roadblock…
Chunhyang's training will directly lead to a clear condition. If she meets it, the reward Kim Minsoo, now Yi Mongryong, receives is practically zilch.
It's a cutthroat gate that sets up competition through a thoroughly antagonistic structure in the classic masterpiece, "The Tale of Chunhyang," where roles are played from opposing positions.
What if it were hunters who teamed up and entered instead of just Kim Minsoo and me? That could turn into a full-blown bloodbath. Everyone knows the rewards of an S-rank gate are worth way more than that.
"Hey, woman, you don't even look like you've been through a beating. Do you think I'm clueless about how makeup can hide bruises?"
"I, I'm sorry… Master…"
The moment Chunhyang uttered the word "Master," I sensed something off, sparking a sense of bewilderment.
[Chunhyang's Skill Activated :: ‘Rope for Tutoring Life' Strikes You!]
A large rope materialized behind her and promptly wrapped around my neck.
What in the world?
[Virgin Bomber Activated! Never! Lose! To a virgin!]
Just as the rope tightened around my neck, the Virgin Bomber kicked in. The rope tore apart, and Chunhyang couldn't hide her shocked expression.
"What's with that look? You're staring at me like I'm some kind of ghost. It's nauseating."
"Oh… it's nothing…"
"It's definitely not ‘nothing,' you bitch!"
With the slap sound, Chunhyang's head snapped. Perhaps due to the [Pimp] role's influence, my words and actions involuntarily turned rough. The urge to resort to crude language crept in.
A virgin, huh…
Now that I think about it, since she's treated as a living being, I could have used the Enchanting Gaze to inspect her. Maybe it's because it's my first encounter with this kind of gate, so I didn't handle it well.
[Enchanting Gaze Activated! Your gaze becomes more intense. Be careful!]
——————————— [Name] Seong Chunhyang
[Body] Height: 165cm / Weight: %!@$(
[Description] Appears in the classic masterpiece [The Tale of Chunhyang].
Can only read opponents bound by the ‘Rope for Tutoring Life.'
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She's a virgin. ———————————
I don't expect much to begin with, but this is just too much.
"Should I use my level-up here?"
It's an ability I can't even use in real life, not to mention the penalties. This strange form is the only way to obtain detailed information about the novel I haven't even read properly.
Even though it's not a skill that provided detailed information, I never imagined it would be this unhelpful.
"Don't think your punishment is over."
"Hmph…"
Chunhyang flinched, anticipating a slap, her head bowed deeply. To an onlooker, it might seem like fear, but that's far from the truth.
She's just desperately holding back laughter.
I noticed her biting her lower lip hard enough to draw blood while managing her expression. She was trying to disguise the pain as if enduring excruciating agony, but it's futile.
Now that she's revealed her true colors, she's nothing but a vulgar lowlife.
"Make the bruises darker to cover them up, and get ready to greet the guests, got it?"
"But Master, I…"
"Who said you could speak? Do you not understand that you're here only to entertain the guests?"
"But I—"
As she attempted to retort, I silenced her with a punch to the stomach. Suddenly, her eyes bulged as if they were about to pop out from the shock, and she whimpered, drooling.
While her nature may be masochistic, she hadn't yet grown accustomed to pain, evident from the slight trembling at the corners of her mouth this time. But her lips curved faintly, like a faint crescent moon.
Maybe, just maybe, this gate's boss monster is none other than her.
If it's an unkillable boss monster…
Back in Don Quixote gate, wiping out everyone related to that bastard guaranteed gate clearance. The conditions were clear, and distinguishing who the "monsters" were was straightforward.
"Anyhow, make sure you're ready for today."
"Yes… Yes, Ma… Mas… ter…" Chunhyang, still feeling queasy, crouched and mumbled. The audible gasps in between weren't from labored breathing, but clear moans.
I immediately turned around and walked back to where I first woke up.
I need time to sort things out.
This gate's got a structure so convoluted, it makes me wonder if that fatso's really the one pulling the strings.
What's worse is not being able to predict Kim Minsoo's moves.
Isn't there a saying about extremes attracting? His stupidity makes it impossible to grasp his next move properly. If he were right in front of me, I could have controlled everything, but now even that's impossible.
How long has it been since I vowed not to passively deal with this situation?
A bitter laugh escaped me.
Should I have just brought Kim Minsoo along back then?
I don't know his reason for feigning unconsciousness, but it's probably an action to advance the story. He's likely trying to play the smart card now and then teach [Byeon Satto] a lesson later.
It's his own buildup, but it's utterly flawed.
He faked unconsciousness in a situation where he might be taken away by the [Pimp] without knowing what would happen next.
I really want to snatch the protagonist's position away from him as soon as possible and get rid of Kim Minsoo.
Besides, I'm not sure about the flow of time.
Based on the flow of time, Chunhyang would break up with Yi Mongryong, and [Byeon Satto] would appear a few months later.
Then, does that mean I should stick with Chunhyang as [Pimp] during those few months? And even after becoming [Byeon Satto], there would still be time waiting for Yi Mongryong.
According to my previous research, gates that operate in both defense and offense modes take at least three months to enter. For an S-rank gate, the time frame will double, so being inside the gate for six months is common.
If only I had all the time in the world, I could stomach anything, but alas, each day's a ticking time bomb.
365 days.
[Remaining Deadline for Netori Quest :: 329 days]
Why am I wasting my time here when I don't even know how many heroines Kim Minsoo will have outside?
It's ludicrous.
"I'd better go out."
I resolved to revise my plans.
It's laughable, really, to promise not to be swayed and then completely fail to anticipate Kim Minsoo's maneuvers. It's not at all like Baek Taeyang.
"Tell Chunhyang to prepare to depart."
"May I inquire where you're headed?"
"I'm off to the Namwon magistrate's house. Since the old man won't be around, that brat will be the only one there."
"Understood…" Wolhyang, loitering outside, nodded reluctantly, wearing a displeased expression.
She appeared fearful when Chunhyang was getting beaten up in the courtyard, but now that it's all settled, she seems disappointed.
The Namwon magistrate has just one son, Yi Mongryong. That cursed Kim Minsoo must be lurking there by now.
I'll squash him before he even gets started.
It's time to take the reins of this situation actively.
But what on earth is that fool up to now?
It's a legitimate question.
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Kim Minsoo, the object of Baek Taeyang's curiosity.
"I can't read hanja…"
Even in the past, he was having a hard time studying for exams.