Amon, The lowest tier disciple in the Insanity Sect

So, I'm thinking about my grand master plan. Gotta get stronger, right? But like, how? I don't even know how to turn on my cultivation manual without it spazzing out on me.

So I do the only logical thing: I head straight to the Forbidden Library. Sounds cool, right? Too bad it's actually just a basement full of dust and spiders. No big deal, though.

I find this super ancient book—looks like it's been through a lot of bad decisions. It's called "How to Fake Your Way to Cultivation". Uh, yes please.

Start reading, and I'm like, "Okay, step one, 'Identify your strengths.'" I'm like, "I'm good at… um… existing?"

Step two: "Harness your hidden potential."

I try to meditate. Thirty seconds in, I'm just thinking about lunch.

Anyway, now I'm stuck with a book that doesn't help, no teacher, and still no clue what I'm doing. But hey, I'm not giving up. Time to fake it 'til I make it.