Douluo: Cutting me drops treasures; Bi Bidong got addicted

"Automatic chat starting up?! But I haven't even thought about what to talk about yet!!"

Chrysanthemum Douluo was clearly panicking, but then he saw the chat interface's top right corner showing a "typing" prompt.

It seemed like the other party was already ready to start talking to him.

As Chrysanthemum Douluo was getting anxious, he suddenly realized something and laughed, "Now I remember, she's a bot. I can't believe I'm getting this worked up."

Lin Yi, "Bots will still speak according to the other person's persona; it's just that unlike their real selves, they'll engage in chat with the purpose of finding love. You can think of it as speed-dating, but that doesn't mean the other party hasn't got a mind. If you say something wrong? Or if you make her 'persona' dislike you, the affection level will be reset to zero, and she'll block you on the spot."

Although he didn't understand much of what was said, Chrysanthemum Douluo did understand that chatting carelessly could definitely have a big impact, which made him nervous again.

"Okay, okay, I'll be careful."

"Ding-dong!"

The message even comes with a notification sound?

"Mikasa": Hello.

It was just a greeting...

Chrysanthemum Douluo's eyes almost popped out. Come on, say something more to start a conversation!

"Yue Guan": Hello.

The conversation stopped abruptly. There was no more "typing" indication appearing, which clearly meant the other party no longer had the desire to chat. This bot really is ruthless!

No, that's not right. Chrysanthemum Douluo suddenly remembered her personality type, which was described as reticent.

After some thought, he tried to close the gap, "Hello, you like Alan too, huh."

The moment he sent that, everyone looked shocked, and Ghost Douluo asked in astonishment, "Are you out of your mind? Are you trying to become her rival in love?"

"I was just trying to close the distance, wasn't I?"

"Who closes the distance like that?!"

The other party is typing.

Mikasa: Do you know him?

Chrysanthemum Douluo immediately replied, "Don't know him, don't know him... By the way, I saw your photo; you're so pretty."

Mikasa: Thank you.

The conversation came to a halt once more.

Chrysanthemum Douluo, looking baffled, turned to the others and asked, "What's the deal? Wasn't she supposed to be chatting with the goal of finding love? Does this seem like she's trying to find a partner?"

Lin Yi: "Every sentence she says does align with her personality, or I can only say that it's quite hard to have an online romance with someone with her kind of personality. You need to take the initiative to win her favor."

Upon hearing this, Chrysanthemum Douluo felt discouraged; he simply did not know how to win a woman's heart.

Ghost Douluo: "How about this, just listen to me."

Hearing his brother's suggestion, Chrysanthemum Douluo perked up his ears in seriousness.

Ghost Douluo: "Tell her to show her legs."

"Fuck you, grandpa!"

Chrysanthemum Douluo immediately charged down to Ghost Douluo and gave him a ferocious slam.

Having no other choice, he decided to switch to another person – this Mikasa sure seemed like a tough nut to crack with her brevity.

However, when he exited the chat interface, Chrysanthemum Douluo, to his surprise, found that his affection level with Mikasa had progressed to 1 percent.

A 1 percent increase in progress?!

The sudden advancement inexplicably made him happy, despite knowing he was still far from winning over Mikasa.

Lin Yi: "Continuing the chat can increase the affection level, but filling up the progress bar still depends on the content of your conversations."

After understanding this, Chrysanthemum Douluo haphazardly clicked on another person.

If just chatting continuously could increase the affection level, then all he needed to do was find someone talkative. More talkative people would reveal more, making it easier to succeed in online romance.

He clicked on another avatar, a girl with blonde hair; he seemed to have scrolled past this girl just before.

[Ji Xiaoman, Second-level Plane, 3546 kilometers away from you, would you like to initiate a conversation?]

[Character: Ji Xiaoman]

[Plane: King's Canyon World]

[Personality: Lively and active, straightforward, and unrestrained]

[Nickname: Top Lane Qibaicao]

[Hobbies: Ambushing in bushes, kicking people]

[Daily Life: Roaming the top lane, roaming the mid lane, roaming the bottom lane, visiting the enemy's blue buff area, visiting the enemy's red buff area, ambushing in bushes in all three lanes, ambushing in the enemy's jungle, kicking people, killing people, beating people]

[Profession: Warrior]

[Highlight: Once kicked off Xiao Qiao's head in the mid lane]

[Spouse Selection: Squishy]

Chrysanthemum Douluo had to admit that he was utterly confused by the profile page, but he could roughly tell that this was a sister who liked violence.

It was all about kicking or beating people, and she could even kill people.

And Chrysanthemum Douluo was also baffled by her spouse selection criteria.

Without realizing it, Chrysanthemum Douluo had been looking at the profile page for three minutes, automatically initiating a chat between the two of them.

As Chrysanthemum Douluo was pondering what ice breaker to send, the person on the other end had already begun typing.

Ji Xiaoman: Hi handsome, are you good at fighting?

Chrysanthemum Douluo couldn't help but raise his eyebrows at this message.

Just then, someone nearby kept reminding him, "Say yes."

Chrysanthemum Douluo: Yes!

Ji Xiaoman: "I don't believe it! We want to challenge you to a fight! Come to the top lane!"

Upon reading this message, Chrysanthemum Douluo scratched his head, unclear about the location she mentioned. He looked around in confusion, only to hear Thousand Waves remark, "It must be a place in her plane, you definitely can't go there, but she can come to your place. Just tell her to come over."

Chrysanthemum Douluo's eyes widened immediately, and he gave Thousand Waves a thumbs up with sincere admiration.

Chrysanthemum Douluo: "Although I'd love to have a battle with you, you are too far from me, over three thousand kilometers away. Why don't you come to me instead? Oh, and by the way, as soon as we have a romance, you'll be able to come over here."

Ji Xiaoman: But I only like people I can kick to death with one foot. Can you accept that?

"Huh?"

Chrysanthemum Douluo was stunned; he swallowed hard and reopened the profile page, looking at her choice in partners.

Likes squishy, is that what squishy means? One that can be kicked to death with a single kick?

This girl indeed loves violence!

Ghost Douluo: "Anyway, the person you'll be summoning is a real human who won't actually come over to kick you to death, so just pretend you agree."

Chrysanthemum Douluo nodded and sent over a "Sure."

Ji Xiaoman: Wow! So you are squishy! I have to tell you, I love squishy the most, the most thrilling moment is when I ambush in a bush and kick three little darlings to death.

Chrysanthemum Douluo was somewhat lost.

Ghost Douluo continued to advise, "It seems she's a very confident girl, just keep praising her might, and express your desire to be kicked to death by her."

Chrysanthemum Douluo: "Do I have to be this shameless?"

Ghost Douluo: "Do you still want to increase your favorability or not? Just look at how much it increased when you went along with what she said."

Chrysanthemum Douluo checked and saw that the progress bar had already reached 20 percent.

It had risen so much, which excited him momentarily. After all, she was a sister from a Second-level Plane, so her combat effectiveness goes without saying.

But to tell the truth, Chrysanthemum Douluo really feared that she might come over and actually kick him to death.

Chrysanthemum Douluo: You are so impressive, being able to kick three little darlings to death. I love being kicked to death the most, and I'm very squishy, extremely squishy when kicked.