Douluo: Cutting me drops treasures; Bi Bidong got addicted

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The statement sent out truly amazed everyone, after all, this seemed no longer about romancing women from the Myriad Realms online but rather luring them from the Myriad Realms.

Ji Xiaoman: Really? You're not tricking me, are you? Don't think I'm naive, actually, I'm as clever as a whip.

Chrysanthemum Douluo watched as the affection progress bar soared to fifty percent, his brows instantly lifted in joy.

Isn't this naive? This is as naive as it gets, okay!

As long as one leans into the other's spouse selection criteria, this affection meter simply skyrockets! Without any difficulty at all!

Chrysanthemum Douluo had now become adept at this, and he quickly replied.

Yue Guan: Of course, I know you're smart, so I definitely can't deceive you, hence everything I say is true, in my view, I really am your perfect match.

Upon reading this sentence, the phrase "perfect lover" suddenly jumped into Lin Yi's mind, causing a wave of goosebumps over his body.

As the affection progress bar hit sixty percent, Chrysanthemum Douluo felt he was losing control of his facial expressions, at this moment he somewhat felt like luring an innocent younger sister.

Although luring a young lad would align more with his preferences, right now completing the goal of summoning would give him an immense feeling of satisfaction.

She's almost taking the bait ugh, what bait, it's almost a done deal.

Ji Xiaoman: Humph, I'll trust you this once, but I still have to ask, do you have red? Do you have blue? Do you have piglets? Do you have a tower? Will you give me Gold Coins to buy equipment? I want to wear two pairs of shoes!

Chrysanthemum Douluo fell silent at this, damn, he couldn't understand a word, is this the generation gap between two planes?

Chen Xin: "The lady seems to be talking about a dowry, and it sounds like the dowry from her plane, at this stage, talking about dowry should nearly guarantee success, it all depends if you can provide it."

Everyone glanced at the progress bar, which had reached sixty-five percent.

Isn't it all just about cajoling? Online romance can't prove whether you can really provide or not, unless the other person comes here, but if they can come here, it means success is already in the bag.

Yue Guan: Yes! I have red! I have blue! And a tower!

Everyone thought that the tower must be a house, people over there probably all live in towers, and nowadays it's perfectly normal for a woman to expect a man to have a house for marriage.

Yue Guan: I have lots of Gold Coins, too many to count, I can buy you any equipment you want, any shoes you desire, wear as many pairs as you wish!

Ji Xiaoman: I told you, I'm not dumb! Let me see a picture first.

Chrysanthemum Douluo nearly plonked down on the ground.

After so many advances, they had long figured out what pictures meant, a function to manifest real items onto a piece of paper.

But where did he have these real items?!

Chrysanthemum Douluo glanced at his interface and realized, indeed, just like on Weibo, there was an option to take photos.

No, can't take photos, it would give everything away...

Moreover, what are the red and blue? What does a tower look like? It isn't even clear if Gold Coins are the same currency.

Chrysanthemum Douluo, with absolutely top-notch PR crisis management skills, immediately replied.

Yue Guan: Oh dear, this is giving me a headache, my camera's broken, can't take pictures. If you ever have a chance to come over here, you'll definitely see I'm telling the truth.

After replying, Chrysanthemum Douluo silently wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and glanced at the progress bar, only to widen his eyes in surprise, why has it dropped?!

The affection level had now dropped to sixty-nine percent.

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Could it be that they're really not that clueless?

Ji Xiaoman: How is it broken? Then forget it, by the way, what do you normally like to do?

Chrysanthemum Douluo was startled, thinking that the other party would cling to the topic, but surprisingly, they actively changed the subject. Could it be because of the advantage brought on by the progress bar's affinity points? Did it lead the other person to also not want to give up on him, a nearly successful online romance target?

Yue Guan opened the other party's avatar and repeatedly examined Ji Xiaoman's information. Although he didn't understand many things listed, after careful analysis, he could roughly figure out the other person's preferences.

Her criteria for choosing a partner involved being easily killed—in other words, she preferred people who were easy to assassinate, so they could be broadly classified as assassins.

Chrysanthemum Douluo was not dense; he knew he couldn't just play the role of someone she'd like using normal logic. He couldn't simply follow trends blindly just because of her interests, especially since this nearly 70% affinity wasn't gained by pandering to her hobbies.

He still needed to tailor his language strategy around her selection criteria.

Yue Guan: What I like to do? I usually enjoy strolling by the bushes. Wherever there are bushes, that's where I like to walk past.

Yue Guan: Plus, I'm not in great health, very weak, and I tend to die easily if I'm not careful. So I stroll and exercise whenever I can. My reactions are also really slow. If someone suddenly appears from the bushes, I might just get so scared that I'd stand frozen in place without daring to move.

If the girl likes playing the assassin, what would an assassin care about? She'd definitely be interested in targets who can be caught easily and who can't react timely to an assassin's surprise attack.

In summary, assassins prefer targets who are both vulnerable and easy to kill.

So Chrysanthemum Douluo decided to play this type of person!

Others were still clueless as to why Chrysanthemum Douluo would say such a thing. Normally, if the girl liked to hide in the bushes, he should also say he enjoys hiding in the bushes, right?

Having similar interests would make the pursuit easier, wouldn't it?

Why then, did Chrysanthemum Douluo choose the opposite approach?

But the next scene shocked everyone.

The affinity progress bar suddenly soared from 70% and rocketed to nearly full in an instant, hitting 97%!!

Ji Xiaoman: Really? Then we're too compatible!! It suddenly makes me want to meet you so much!

Chrysanthemum Douluo struck while the iron was hot.

Yue Guan: Ah? What a surprise, I'm flattered, absolutely flattered. I really like you too and can't wait to meet you.

Ghost Douluo and the others silently watched this unfold, suddenly feeling as if the heavens were playing tricks on them.

If Chrysanthemum Douluo wasn't interested in women, then why was he so good at flirting?! How were they, all the single guys, supposed to live with that?

It seemed as though Chrysanthemum Douluo knew what they were thinking at that moment. He simply raised a hand and pointed to his head, clearly meaning that with a bit of thinking, anything could be accomplished. But the smug, arrogant expression that came with it made everyone else's blood pressure surge instantly.

The affinity bar quickly filled up, and Chrysanthemum Douluo took a deep breath, finally succeeding in his first online romance.

[Affinity is full. You can summon the other party now, summoning attempts 0/4.]

There were attempts left?

Having checked the rules, Chrysanthemum Douluo now understood them: People from the First-level Plane could summon five times, and so on, with those from the Fifth-level Plane only being able to summon once.

Then, let the summoning begin!

He was indeed curious to see why this clueless girl enjoyed playing the assassin!