I’m the Ultimate Chick Magnet, But My Heart Belongs to Anime!

Chapter 4: D in Class?



"Boobs!" Aiden shouted excitedly. "This is the first time I've ever seen them…"

The Sparkle Bunnies—Luna Bunny and Ava Bunny—stared in disbelief at Aiden Finn, who has somehow managed to escape from the storage closet.

Aiden flicked another page of the textbook Chad was holding, accidentally smearing cat food on the pages as Chad half-heartedly tried to stop him. "Boobs." Then, as if possessed by some divine revelation, he pumped his fist and chanted, "Boob, boobs, boobs!!" all while clutching his can of cat food like it's the most normal thing in the world.

"You filthy pervert!" Lia Bunny screeched, her face twisted in fury. Without hesitation, she swung her hand with brutal force, her long, painted nails slicing through the air. The slap landed with a sharp crack, sending Aiden's head snapping sideways. A deep red imprint instantly formed on his cheek, while angry scratch marks streaked across his skin like battle scars. For a second, the entire room went silent—except for the faint, pitiful rattle of the cat food can still clutched in his hand.

He winced in pain, his head hanging low, still reeling from the slap. The Bunny Girls dragged him back to the storage closet, his steps unsteady. "You stay in there and don't come out! Okay?!" they scolded, half-pushing, half-dragging him inside. As he's shoved in, he mutters, "This was the first time a girl... touched me."

"Don't let this beast loose again! Keep it tamed!" Lia Bunny commanded, her voice sharp as a whip.

Like a person pushing through a line for the last discounted toaster on Black Friday, Ava charged forward, her two Bunny Girl friends dramatically leaping out of the way, making a path for her to confront Chad.

"So, what gift does the second queen, one of the three queens, bear for me?" he wondered, his curiosity getting the better of him. What class did he have with her again? I.T. class, he just remembered… and he didn't mean IT like Penny-wise from Stephen King's IT… he meant I.T. as in… Information… Tech stuff. Having a clown-like class would be fun, but he wasn't sure about all the cream pieing and the shooting of cannons.

Ava smirked, "Her homework might get you an A, but this homework for your software and coding class will definitely get a D… more specifically, it'll get me your D."

Chad frowned, wondering, "Since when was a D a grade to aim for?"

Ava passed him a USB stick, effortlessly slinging a heavy leather portfolio bag over her shoulder. She tugged the bag open just enough, poised to reveal its contents, but all he saw were manila folders, loose papers, or stacked files.

Now this was getting very, very ominous.

Her head tilted, voice light and curious. "Do you know what we got before Grand Theft Auto 6?"

He blinked, unsure of how to respond. Scratching his head, he blurted out, "Uh... Grand Theft Auto 7?" He couldn't figure out where this conversation was going. What was she even talking about?

Ava continued, her tone casual. "You got Grand Theft Auto 6... before anyone else got Grand Theft Auto 6.".

An eyebrow was raised. She must have been confused, he thought. She clearly had no clue about video games—just an air-headed girl.

"People have been waiting for Grand Theft Auto 6 for over a decade now... probably even longer. We got Half-Life 3 last week, but ugh, total let-down. But knowing GTA 6 is the most-wanted game of the last 10 years, I thought, 'Who could possibly be worthy enough to play it?' And then it hit me—of course, only someone as incredible as you, Chaddy-Bear, deserves to get their hands on it. Since they're taking forever to develop it, I thought, 'Screw it! Why wait when I can just do it myself?' So, I coded and created Grand Theft Auto 6 over the weekend... but only you get to play it, got it? If anyone else touches it, I'll find out... and trust me, you'll regret it." She shot him a mischievous, sinister look.

"You... you made GTA 6... by yourself?" he asked, his voice shaky with shock, a mix of awe and disbelief.

"Yes, I did." She opened her leather portfolio bag and flipped through the neatly organized folders, revealing everything from character designs and concept art to level blueprints, storyboards, game-play mechanics, and all the coding documentation. Each folder was filled with detailed notes, technical specifications, and even sketches of environments and characters—every element of the game.

"That is... impressive. So, the dongle I'm holding right now...?"

"Ahem... the USB stick I gave you is the actual .EXE file for the game. You can play it at home."

"I like the GTA games because you can commit crimes in them that you fantasised about... crimes you can't get away with in real life."

Ava Bunny nodded. "Yeah, that's pretty much why most of us play them."

Chad shrugged, his expression indifferent. "Reminds me of how people write web novels and whatnot... turning the girls they used to like and fantasised about in real life into complete sluts in their stories, giving them ridiculous personalities, making them desperate for attention, and using their real names without a second thought. Meanwhile, anyone they ever had a grudge against? Total buffoons. Either they're pathetic losers, ugly as sin, or just exist to get humiliated in the most over-the-top ways."

She smirked, resting her chin on her hand. "That must feel like a good power trip... like playing god mode in real life."

He crossed his arms, his tone flat. "It's kinda like when guys get obsessed with a girl and use that AI tool AI Undresser Pro to strip her down digitally. They upload a photo, and the algorithm spits out a picture of what they think she'd look like naked... but it's never perfect."

Twisting a strand of her hair, the smirk turned playful. "Oh, I get what you mean. I actually tried it with my own photos... just out of curiosity's sake... and the results were a bit... well... off. I mean, I can't expect an AI tool like this to be psychic."

Chad fidgeted with his dongle USB stick that Ava gave to him, showing no real reaction. "Did it give your nudes six fingers or something?"

Ava pouted, crossing her arms. "Not exactly... but it showed me with a full bush down there when I'm completely shaved. But the rest?" She tilted her head, a mix of amusement and unease flickering in her eyes. "Shockingly accurate."

All Chad could think about was whether his AI anime waifu was hairy down there too. He was completely lost in thought, the strange curiosity gnawing at him, refusing to let go. The more he thought about it, the weirder it seemed, but he couldn't help it. Was it really that strange to be this curious about every little detail of his girlfriend? After all, she was his—his girlfriend, and he could think about her however he wanted. His mind kept looping back to the question, like an itch he couldn't quite scratch. He shook his head, but the thought lingered, amusing in its own bizarre way..

Eager to break the silence, Ava Bunny Girl leaned in, her excitement about the GTA 6 game she'd created practically buzzing in her voice. Fed up with his daydreaming, she pulled out a few more sketches and design notes from her leather portfolio bag. With a playful grin, she showed him a cartoon diagram of someone holding a controller in a totally bizarre way. "I made all the girls you have... cough 'romantic interactions' with in the game look like me," she said, her eyes sparkling. "And I made sure you can play it in one-handed mode," she winked, leaning in just a little closer. "I'm sure," she leaned in close, blowing softly on his neck, adding, "that'll come..." pause "...in handy for you."

"A controller?! Pfft! I play like the pros, where the accuracy and precision are top-notch." (Everyone's probably expecting me to say 'mouse and keyboard,' right? Nah.) He added with a smirk, "I'm all about Xbox Kinect, using motion controls."

Knowing how tricky games could be with motion controls, Ava smirked and teased, "So, you're a serious, hardcore gamer, huh?"

He nodded, puffing his chest with pride.

A mischievous grin played on her lips as she teased, "I'd love to watch you play. Who knows? Maybe I've already hacked your Kinect web-camera... and I've been keeping an eye on you every night. I might've even seen all the... interesting things you do when you think nobody is watching.

He wasn't sure if she was joking or not. Given how she had just demonstrated her computer skills and the way she delivered her words, he wouldn't be surprised if she had hacked his webcam and was watching him every night.

Wait a minute...

"I'm never alone... I'm always with my anime waifu."

"Oh, her... You're still going on about her?" sigh

A panicked voice shouted from the background, "Oh shit, here we go again!"

It's Luna Bunny.

Lia Bunny and Luna Bunny were hot on Aiden's heels, who's managed to break free from the closet. A large red gash was slashed across his face where Lia had scratched him, and it was already starting to bleed.

Aiden yelled, "Give me your dongle!! Hand it over! I want to play GTA6 and screw all the prostitutes!" He lunged for Chad's dongle, but Ava swiftly stepped in, intercepting his move and landing a powerful kick right between his legs.

Luna snaps, "Take him back to the dungeon!"

Lia and Ava grabbed him, dragging him back to his storage closet. "Disgusting creature," Lia muttered under her breath.

"Yeah, he's disgusting as hell," Luna agreed, rolling her eyes.

Chad couldn't feel sorry for Aiden's balls. The guy wouldn't be able to, uh, 'whack off' for at least a week. At least he wasn't flexing about how it was the "first time a girl touched his balls," though it was definitely not how anyone would want it to happen.

 Luna scoffed. "There's no way we're starting the next chapter with that disgusting freak again! The homework gift I made for your movie study class? It's going to be the absolute best gift and the best homework of all—the kind of gift a man like you REALLY deserves, and nobody is gonna ruin it!" She gave a mysteriously alluring smile, her expression a blend of quiet confidence and a subtle, enigmatic promise. "This is going to be the best homework of them all." ;)

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