LIGHTNOVELWORLD Chapter 3: Love Sock
News of Chadwick's girlfriend spread like wildfire. It had only been an hour or so since the incident with the thousands of girls at the courtyard. Many females were distant during this brief moment of time, out of jealousy. They all stared at him, not wanting to speak to him after having their hearts broken, feeling like he was no longer interested in them. The main, binding reason was that Aiden Finn is eating cat food again.—the fishy type, with a little spoon and they didn't want to approach Chad with Aiden lingering around like a turd hanging from a goldfish.
The three members of the Sparkle Bunnies—Luna Bunny, Ava Bunny, and Lia Bunny—formed a little pod, murmuring something, clearly about Chadwick, as he walked down the long corridor. Sparkle Bunnies were a group of overly cute bunny girls in pastel mini skirts. They were always wearing floppy bunny ears that wobble playfully as they walk, and long stockings. They didn't wear the cheerful smiles often seen, but instead glanced at a guy with a mix of curiosity and uncertainty, their eyes flicking between him and each other as they subtly exchanged knowing looks.
For a brief second, Chadwick was hooked by the group's big, floppy ears, like a lure on a fishing line—impossible to ignore, they stole his attention completely.
They started to hastily mutter something among themselves, with the only sentence he understood being, "He looked at us! He is still interested!"
Were they with the thousands of girls at the courtyard earlier today? He didn't remember seeing any bunny ears. Maybe they took them off... Nah, even if they stripped nude, they'd still keep the bunny ears on. Bunny ears never leave a bunny girl's head—not ever!
Lia Bunny stepped forward, while Luna and Ava yanked Aiden toward the storage closet, crammed with cleaning supplies, and shoved him inside like unwanted trash. He stumbled in, head low, like a whipped dog, as they slammed the door, leaving him to rot in the suffocating darkness. Lia Bunny and Luna exchanged apologetic glances at Chad. "We're so sorry!
"We've been such bad bunny girls," Lia confessed, her voice soft but filled with playful regret.
Ava chimed in, her tone light and teasing, "We should've been more supportive of your girlfriend. She clearly makes you very happy... longtime."
Lia nodded, a playful seriousness in her gaze. "We just want what's best for you, Chadwick. We want you to be the happiest you can be. We'll try to be more understanding from now on."
Twirling a lock of her hair, Ava leaned in with a sly smile. "If you and your 2D waifu get married, I'd very much like to be invited," she teased, her grin widening as she winked mischievously.
"I'm going to be honest... knowing you're taken just makes us want you that much more," Luna admitted, snapping a playful bite.
With a mischievous grin of her own, Lia's eyes gleamed with playful intent. "Oh, definitely. We all want to be there," she said, her voice soft and teasing. Lightly biting her bottom lip, she added a subtle yet tantalising layer to her words.
Ava's eyes sparkled. "And I'm sure you'd like to be covered in confetti... maybe a little more than that, too, huh?"
Standing nearby, Luna joined in with a cheeky smile. "As well as many other things... you Chad-pie."
Raising a hand teasingly, Ava added, "By the way, we'd also like to be the ones to catch the bouquet... think we'd be the perfect catch, don't you?"
In perfect unison, the girls cooed softly, their voices light and teasing, like a playful whisper:
"We all…"
"Need to…"
"Come…"
Chad could never remember the names or faces of the girls from the academy, despite them talking to him, introducing themselves, and flirting with him daily. They all blurred together in his mind—no matter their race, ethnicity, accent, figure, or hair colour. He forgot them all equally, so it wasn't like he could be accused of favouring one over the other. For now, they'd all just be Bunny Girl 1, Bunny Girl 2... and Bunny Girl C.
All he could think about was his 2D anime waifu back at home. He had a fleeting memory of what she looked like, but when he saw a picture of her or got a vivid mental image in his head, it caused him to jizz... instantly. The rush hit him like a wave, his body responding uncontrollably, a surge of heat flooding him at the mere thought of her.
So, whenever he was out in public or found himself in situations where he couldn't afford any... incidents, he made sure to wear his "love sock." It wasn't anything fancy—just a regular sock—but he wrapped it snugly around his member to catch anything that might come out unexpectedly. He had learned this trick after a few too many embarrassing situations, whether during a job interview, a stressful exam, or just walking around town. The sock was his safeguard, there to make sure no messes were made when things got... out of control.
As he stood deep in thought, a sudden wave of panic hit him. "Wait... did I put the love sock on today?" He couldn't remember. Worse still, he realised it hadn't been washed... well, in a while longer than he would care to admit. Heart racing, he frantically checked his feet. Please, no—please, no!"
Thankfully, the sock wasn't mistaken for footwear this time. One small victory for man, one giant leap for sock-kind.
At least wearing the sock 'came' with the unexpected bonus of making him look a lot more 'gifted' during sports activities, subtly enhancing the bulge in his pants and making it appear significantly larger than it usually did. It was as if the sock was tailor-made to give him a little extra… attention, drawing eyes to his physique in ways he had not anticipated.
One of the bunny girls said, "We handled all your homework and finished it for you."
Another replied, "It took us a long while to finish. Good thing we all have high stamina," she giggled.
Oh, now I remember! These were the girls—yeah, the ones who insisted on doing all my homework to 'relieve my stress' or something. I vaguely recalled their floppy bunny ears bouncing when they asked me. They all looked pretty ditzy, so my grades probably wouldn't be great. Honestly, just passing was fine with me. I hated how the academy piled on so much homework. I had gotten enough 'home' 'work' already—like fixing the same broken door I kicked every time I got mad at Fortnite. At that point, it had become a bi-weekly ritual.
Lia bunny got close to Chadwick, slipping her arm around his neck as she leaned in just a little too close, her voice playful. "You know, Chaddy-buns, Quantum Physics is my all-time favourite subject of study. I can't get enough of it." She opened a huge textbook, flipping through the pages she'd filled for him, each one bursting with diagrams and intricate bar charts. Her fingers grazed over a probability density graph as she winked at him.
"This one's my favourite," she said, flipping to another page that showed a diagram of a woman's breasts from different angles. "See, these were the x, y, and z axes," she explained, pointing to the labels on the diagram. "In physics, we used these axes to represent wobbles in three-dimensional space. Each axis showed a different direction they wobbled and their perkiness—just like the movement of particles. They helped us understand how objects moved or interacted with forces in space." She gave him a sly, amused smile, clearly enjoying the chance to explain physics in such a cheeky way.
Chad couldn't deny, they were definitely attractive, but he'd seen better. Still, artistically, she's got some serious skill. Those details are really intricate. "You're a talented artist," he said.
She smirked, casually flipping the textbook open to another page and holding it in front of him. "There's a big two-page spread of breasts on these pages."
The shadowing around the nipples seemed to practically leap off the page, and he couldn't tear his eyes away, his gaze locked in a trance as every detail pulled him deeper in. The curves and contours were so finely drawn, they almost seemed to come to life, each line and shadow adding to the realistic look that made them appear almost tangible.
Was this really what they had been studying in Quantum Physics? He couldn't help but wish he had stayed awake during the class now.
With her arm still wrapped around the back of his neck, she leaned in closer, her breath warm against his ear as she whispered, "… they're mine…"
"What... what are?"
"The yum yums... they're mine," she said with a mischievous grin, pulling down her shirt just enough to reveal more cleavage, letting his gaze wander where she wanted. "I had to stand topless in front of the mirror, sketching them all night. Some of the side-boob angles strained my neck, but… totally worth it."
Chad exhaled sharply, rubbing the back of his neck. "Uh… yeah. I mean… makes sense. I have also strained my neck a few times from… stretching too much." He gave a half-shrug, forcing a casual tone, but the faint redness creeping up his ears wasn't helping his case.
"Have you ever seen them from this angle before?" she asked with a playful smile. She flipped to a drawing of her breasts from a downward angle, showing a cute, flattering perspective. Dropping the textbook in front of Chad, she released her arm from around him and struck a 'One-Hand-on-Hip Lean' pose right in front of him. He caught a glimpse of her 'yum yums' peeking out from the slightly unbuttoned academy uniform. From what he could make out, it was unmistakable—those were unmistakably pencil sketches of her breasts.
could make out, it was unmistakable—those were unmistakably pencil sketches of her breasts.