Save the tragic villain in progress!

Tang Yan can cook, but he doesn't want to move much, but it's not good to starve cheap father to death.He looked around, and finally walked towards a square object suspected to be a refrigerator in the living room. He opened it and found that there were some instant noodles left in it.

I don't know if it was because of the remaining memory of this body, but Tang Yan stumbled and understood the Zerg characters on it.

He read the instructions patiently, then fumbled with the kitchen utensils, and made a rather unpretentious bowl of noodles.

"Eat."

Tang Yan walked out of the kitchen and placed the bowl in front of Topaz with a bang.He kept frowning, he seemed to be close to strangers, his temperament was completely different from before.

Topaz used to be served comfortably by the queen, so he disliked this bowl of instant noodles and pushed it away: "I won't eat such cheap things!"

Hearing this, Tang Yan raised his eyes to look at him, then slowly rolled up his sleeves to his elbows, stretched his muscles and bones, and his ten knuckles creaked.With a half-smile, he asked in a dangerous tone, "Do you want to eat?"

I forgot to mention that besides writing online, Tang Yan also works part-time as a Sanda coach in his spare time.In their circle of authors, no one can beat him.

Males are timid, and Topaz was frightened when he saw this. He moved his chair nervously and took a few steps back.Tang Yan used to be a rebel and a gangster before, but he didn't expect to go to the education center, and after he came out, he became even more messed up: "You, you...what do you want...I am your male father..."

The empire stipulates that it is a great crime for a female to harm a male, but it seems that it is also a great crime for a male to harm a male?

Topaz was terrified, for fear that this unfilial worm would do something cruel to him.

Tang Yan didn't want to do anything.New life, new beginning, since Zerg is here, then be a civilized and polite earthling, don't embarrass mother earth.He glanced at the noodles on the table, and then looked at Topaz who was shaking like chaff in fright. Although his tone was light, he could not refuse, and said word by word: "Come here, eat clean."

Tang Yan was not joking.

Now there are only the two of them in the family, and Topaz has no choice but to find foreign aid.Facing Tang Yan's dark gaze, he didn't dare to resist, and hungrily ate up the instant noodles with his chopsticks.

Tang Yan kept staring at him. Seeing that Topaz had finished eating and even drank the soup, he got up from the table and threw down a sentence that was like a bolt from the blue for Topaz: "The next bowl You wash it yourself."

Topaz looked shocked: "What did you say?! I am your father!"

Tang Yan stopped in her tracks: "Then you cook and I wash the dishes."

Topaz immediately slapped the table and stood up, trembling with anger: "I, I, I...I'm going to sue you at the Male Protection Association!"

"Okay, you go now."

Tang Yan didn't bother to pay attention to him, so he turned around and went back to the room. The door was closed behind his back, making a bang.

The original owner's room was quite messy and looked like it hadn't been cleaned in a while.It can be seen that the two males usually live a life of putting on clothes, stretching out their hands and opening their mouths for food under the care of the female.

Tang Yan sighed slowly, muttering in his heart.Why didn't he catch up with the good time.I thought that the Zerg would be able to live a happy life for a few days, but I didn't expect it to be no better than modern times.

There was no one around in the room, Tang Yan lazily fell back into the chair, put her slender legs directly on the table, and called out to the air: "System?"

【Ding!What can I do for you? 】

Every time the system appeared, it was quite brilliant, and the whole room was a little brighter because of its existence.

Tang Yan actually just wanted to know how to do the task: "How can Xie Lane's blackness be reduced?"

System: [Please host to explore by itself]

Tang Yan: "How should I meet him?"

System: [Please host to explore by itself]

Tang Yan: "How should I kill you?"

System: [Please host... uh...]

The system suddenly realized that the host was not easy to provoke, so it quietly hid back, and the voice became a little softer: [Dear host, the system is only responsible for reporting the progress of the mission target's blackening, the rest needs to be explored by yourself]

Tang Yan never knew what tact was: "Then you are useless at all?"

The system dare not speak out: […]

Tang Yan gave up the idea of ​​asking the system for help: "Forget it, let's go."

The system trembled with anger, wanting to say that it is not the kind of random system that comes and goes when called, but the body honestly disappeared into the air with a whoosh.

A good man does not suffer from immediate losses.

Tang Yan ignored it, and tried to recall the original work, and finally found that Xie Lan's misfortune in his life stemmed from marrying a partner who made him unhappy.If he could stop him from marrying that lousy male, wouldn't that count as a rescue?

Seeing an optical computer in the room, he fumbled to find the power button, then logged into the star network, and searched the name of Xie Lane——

In fact, there is no need to search, the recent headlines on the star network are all related to this Major General Xie Lane, who was born in a duke family.A few months ago, he led the first army to win a comprehensive victory in the eradication of alien beasts on the planet Kazik, and returned to the imperial capital on a warship three days ago.

There is a huge photo on the light screen, the troops of the First Army are gathering in the square in an orderly manner, and they are lined up in a strict manner from a distance.Sheilain stood on the podium.He was wearing a neat military uniform with a belt around his waist, long military boots, and white gloves, and there was not a single wrinkle to be found all over his body.The silver-rimmed buttons are elegant and extravagant, but they are far less eye-catching than the blood rose medal bestowed by the royal family on the chest.

There are only two medals with this blood rose pattern in the entire empire, and they were given to the glory stars of the empire, one is Euan and the other is Xie Lane.

The two of them are the two best military females of the new generation in the army.

Tang Yan magnified the picture a little more. Even if the picture is not very clear, it is not difficult to feel Xie Lane's handsome face covered by the brim of Xie Lane's hat through the screen.The slightly raised chin revealed a bit of the arrogance hidden in the opponent's bones.

The people of Xingwang were very interested in the future belonging of this proud son of heaven, and they left comments at the bottom of the page.

[Major General Xie Lane has been on the battlefield for so long, and he is almost approaching the period of the first mental violence. I don't know who he will match. 】

[I guess it should be the A-level male from Sirio's family.Major General Shelleyne is an SS-rank military female, and at least needs the pheromone of an A-rank male to appease her.There are only a few A-level males in the entire imperial capital, and even fewer who have not married females. 】

[But Master Sirio has already married more than a dozen female servants, and five of them were sent to the Imperial Hospital with serious injuries. I swear his character must be terrible. 】

[I really hope that Major General Xie Lane can find a male partner who is not so bad, but it's a pity, I heard that the two families are already discussing engagement]

The Zerg world can be roughly divided into three genders, male, military female, and subfemale.

Males are weak and few in number, but they are born with soothing pheromones, which are also an indispensable part of Zerg reproduction.

Military females have strong physiques and control the military lifeline of the empire, but because their mental power is too strong, after being stimulated by the battlefield, they will have mental violence at a certain age. If they are not appeased by the pheromones of the males will die.

Sub-female are generally soft, petite and exquisite, and are very popular with males, but the offspring they breed will only be sub-female, whose physique is not much stronger than that of males.

All in all, the females of this world army bear most of the main force, the males are responsible for reproduction and comfort, and the sub-female...is optional.

And Xie Lane will soon usher in the first mental violence in the life of the insect. If he wants to survive, he must find a male insect with a level of at least A to form a partner as soon as possible, and get the other party's pheromone to comfort him.

And the young master "Sirio" who frequently appeared in the mouths of the people on the Star Network is likely to become Xie Lane's future partner.

And Tang Yan also remembered that in the original book, he seemed to have indeed brought Xie Lane and Sirio together, which led to the other party's tragic life.

Now the problem is very clear, Tang Yan must prevent Xie Lane from marrying that "Master Sirio".

But at the same time, the task is quite arduous, because Tang Yan doesn't know Xie Laien at all now, so how can he stop him.

Tang Yan patiently read all the news about Xie Lane, and finally integrated all the information, and found that the other party was currently transferred to the rear of the First Army to work as a civilian. Only when the period of mental violence passed, could he be reassigned. To the battlefield ahead.

Tang Yan has always believed in "If you have a problem, go to Du Niang". Now that Du Niang is not here, it is the same to find Xingwang.He immediately searched for the station of the First Army, and found that it was in the eastern part of the imperial capital, not too far from their home.

Tang Yan couldn't help but fell into deep thought: "..."

I wonder if it is possible to find opportunities by wandering around the entrance of the military gate every day.

"Boom—!"

At this moment, there was a sudden sound of dishes breaking outside, coming through the crack of the door, which was quite ear-piercing.

Tang Yan frowned, pulled away the chair, got up and went out, only to see Topaz hiding in the corner with a terrified expression, and the ground was full of broken dishes.

Obviously, the cheap father doesn't work hard and doesn't know the five grains. If he was asked to wash a bowl, he didn't know how to do it, and wiped out most of the dishes in the cupboard.

"..."

Tang Yan looked at the debris on the ground, said nothing, and wanted to smoke again.But he put his hands in his pockets, still empty.The deep brows and eyes could not help but wrinkle a little.

Topaz's terrified explanation: "I put the bowl in the cupboard, and it fell off..."

The housekeeping robot is broken, but because there is no money to repair it, it is still lying dead in the corner.

#Strive to be a civilized and courteous earthling#

#Don’t embarrass Mother Earth#

Tang Yan closed his eyes and recited this sentence ten times silently in his heart before finally calming down.He let out a breath slowly, then stepped over the broken dishes on the floor, found the broom in the bathroom, and threw it directly into Topaz's arms: "Sweep clean."

Concise and concise, without half a word of nonsense.

Whoever smashes it is fair.

Topaz didn't expect that after the female monarch died on the battlefield, the only worm cub would turn against the sky and abuse herself at home.He looked at the broom in his hand, then at Tang Yan's underage body, and suddenly found the confidence that he belonged to the male father. He threw the broom hard, grabbed his collar and asked, "Tang Yan Yan! Do you still know your identity?!"

How could an adult male be able to take care of an immature male... right?What's more, I am a B-level, and Tang Yan is the lowest C-level——

That's what Topaz thought before he started.

But it wasn't until he was pushed on the table by Tang Yan's counter-grasp that he realized what a stupid decision he had made.Topaz felt that his right hand was about to break, and begged for mercy, crying bitterly: "Release quickly...I'll sweep! I'll sweep!"

Tang Yan was purely a subconscious conditioned reflex of seeing someone do something to him.Seeing Topaz crying his father and mother at the top of his voice, he thought that it would be bad if the interstellar police were called, so he let go of the restraint: "Sorry, conditioned reflex."

He apologized without sincerity, then remembered the financial situation of his family, and stretched out his hand to Topaz: "Give me the purchase certificate of the aircraft."

Topaz was still in shock: "What do you want to do?"

Tang Yan took it for granted: "Return it."

Of course Topaz didn't want to retreat, but he still succumbed to Tang Yan's force and reluctantly handed over the purchase certificate and the key to the aircraft.

Tang Yan put the key in his pocket and went straight out the door. He also took a bag of garbage and threw it downstairs. He followed the directions on the map and walked to the aircraft store.

According to the after-sales service law of Chris Empire, as long as the product has no quality problems, it will not be returned after half a month.But any regulation will be more or less lenient as long as it falls on the male insect, and a large commodity such as an aircraft can be refunded at a certain rate according to its newness.

"Um... Dear customer, so you want to refund the latest s401 aircraft purchased a month ago?"

The after-sales service assistant at the front desk is a handsome female. Seeing that it was a male who came to return the goods, he felt uneasy.After all, most males are difficult to deal with.The boss even told him that he would rather suffer a little loss than get entangled with that shameless male.

Tang Yan also feels that this kind of thing is not very moral, but there is no way, the family is too poor to solve the problem.After a moment of silence, I made up a reason: "...I don't like its color very much."

He was wearing a black coat with the zipper pulled up to his chin, covering most of his face.Only platinum-blond hair and a pair of deep and charming green eyes are exposed, like some kind of expensive gems.

The temperament of this male worm is extremely mysterious, silently catching people's attention.

The waiter stared blankly, then reacted, and said a little nervously: "I'm sorry, sir, because this aircraft has been sold for a month, if you want a refund, you can only exchange it for 75% of the full price."

Different from the cold appearance, Tang Yan was unexpectedly easy to talk: "Yes, thank you for helping me with the formalities."

"what?"

The waiter froze for a moment.He actually quoted the lowest rate just now, so that if the males raise their prices, they won't lose too much.But I didn't expect Tang Yan to be so easy to talk, so I agreed directly.

The waiter blushed and said: "How about it, Your Excellency, since your aircraft has not flown more than five times, how about I refund you 85% of the total amount?"

Tang Yan didn't think much about it, but felt that there are still good people in the world.Just as he was about to thank him, someone pushed his shoulder from the side suddenly, and then a chubby male worm directly squeezed into his position just now, slammed a receipt on the table, and said to the waiter with a bad attitude: "You guys There is a problem with the quality of the aircraft, and it broke down after only a long time. This is deceiving the customer, so hurry up and return the purchase price to me!"

With his loud voice, he almost attracted the eyes of most of the customers in the exhibition hall.

Tang Yan folded his arms, stood beside him, and pulled down the zipper of his jacket a little.I plan to see what this fat man who jumped in line wants to do.

The waiter said a little apologetically to Tang Yan, and then hurriedly began to check the purchase records, sweating profusely and bowed to the fat male: "I'm sorry sir, the records show that your aircraft was purchased a year ago , The recent damage was three days ago, and the reason for the repair was a collision with Bie Chong’s aircraft, and it was not a product quality problem, so according to regulations, refunds are not allowed.”

Obviously, this fat male has been driving the aircraft for a full year after buying it, and wanted to come to the store to get a refund after it was damaged in a car accident.

This is no longer called seeking justice, this is called prostitution.

Tang Yan's eyes were wide open, he thought he was shameless enough, but he didn't expect this bug to be even more shameless than himself, so he couldn't help frowning.

"What? You can't get a refund? It's clearly because of your aircraft's brakes that I collided with other insects. Isn't this called a product quality problem?" The voice of the fat male insect became louder.

These males are actually quite common.The grades are generally not high, and they were born in civilian families.Relying on the protection of the imperial law to act recklessly, taking advantage of it is just the most insignificant evil behavior among them.

The waiter kept bowing and apologizing: "I'm sorry, but because the product has been sold for too long, I really can't compensate you. Here I can only compensate you with a maximum of 15%. I hope you understand."

Unlike males who are uneven, females are generally good in appearance.The waiter in front of him had exquisite facial features, his face flushed red from nervousness, and somehow he caught the itchy place of the fat male, he directly grabbed the waiter's hand and touched it twice, with a salivating expression: "I want you to forgive me, yes, fuck me How about talking about the residence in detail?"

The waiter's face paled instantly when he heard this, he kept trying to hide, but he was afraid of hurting the male in front of him and causing more trouble.

There was a lot of discussion around, and many insects frowned, expressing condemnation.

"Bah, what an excuse, I clearly want to take advantage!"

"It's shameless to want to get a refund after driving for a year!"

"Insect God, please come here and clean him up."

Obviously this isn't the first time this has happened.The manager rushed over upon hearing the news, and when he saw that there was still something he didn't understand, he immediately apologized politely, and chose to settle the matter peacefully: "We can go to the living room to discuss the compensation matter in detail, and I will definitely give you a satisfactory answer."

The fat male worm was aggressive, pointed at the waiter with obscene eyes and said, "Go to the living room? Yes, let him come with you."

The manager's face changed slightly when he heard the words, and he remained silent for a long time.

The fat male was about to speak threats, but suddenly there was a sharp pain in his wrist, which forced him to let go of the waiter.Turning his head to look, he was caught off guard by a pair of deep and cold green eyes.

Tang Yan was half taller than him, and felt very oppressive when he approached suddenly.He grabbed the male's wrist, his voice was calm and dangerous, and his expression was half a smile: "My lord, I think I have two things to tell you—"

"First, you jumped in line."

"Second, you wasted my precious time."

Tang Yan didn't show any mercy when he struck, so the fat male was so painful that he was sweating coldly, he couldn't even speak, his whole body collapsed, and he half-kneeled on the ground uncontrollably.

He was trembling, and wanted to curse: "You...you..."

But he couldn't even speak a complete sentence.

Tang Yan maintained that posture without moving, and handed the purchase certificate to the waiter with one hand: "Thank you, help me complete the formalities just now."

The waiter was dumbfounded when he saw this, so he quickly took the certificate and completed the formalities for him as quickly as possible, stammering: "The refund amount will be sent to your star within... within three days. Internet account..."

"Thank you."

Tang Yan stuffed the receipt into his pocket and was very satisfied with the merchant's service attitude, so in return, he "took" the fat male away before he left.

At the corner of the VIP exhibition hall on the second floor stood a tall and straight man.He was wearing a military uniform, with boots covering his slender, tight calves.Climbing up along the shadows, broad shoulders and narrow waist, followed by a sharp and sharp jaw.

A pair of violet eyes are very rare, adding a bit of indescribable elegance.

Xie Lane originally planned to go downstairs, but when he saw the cold-tempered male worm taking the lead, he slowly stopped in his tracks.He looked thoughtfully at the back of the other party leaving, and a subtle interest flashed in his eyes.

The companion chose the aircraft he wanted, and seeing him standing still on the stairs, he asked aloud, "Xilein, what are you looking at?"

"It's nothing."

Sheilain retracted her gaze, put on a pair of white gloves slowly, and her slender fingertips were hidden in them.A simple movement, but indescribably elegant, like an ancient noble in the Middle Ages.

His tone was light, mixed with dissatisfaction: "Your speed is too slow."

The companion teased him: "Xilein, take it easy. You are about to get engaged, and you won't have so many opportunities to come out in the future, so what to do in a hurry."

This sentence hit the thunder point somewhere, and Xie Lan suddenly frowned fiercely.

【Ding!Please pay attention to the host, the villain's blackness has increased to 50%]

【Ding!Please pay attention to the host, the villain's blackness has increased to 51%]

Hearing the prompt sound in his ears without warning, Tang Yan, who had just walked out of the sales store, couldn't help but pause, and he stared at the system unkindly, suspecting that this big diamond was playing tricks in the dark: "Why did the degree of blackening suddenly increase? "

The system shook its head nervously: [My hen! 】

"..."

Tang Yan thought for a moment, and finally decided to forget it first. Anyway, if there are too many lice, it will not itch, and if there are too many debts, there will be no worries.He looked down at the fat male who was crying bitterly by his collar, and then squatted down in front of him.

Tang Yan asked him: "Do you know what you did wrong?"

The fat male nods first, then shakes his head, crying until he is out of breath.

Tang Yan stretched out a finger and asked him, "How much is this?"

Fat Male: "...One?"

Tang Yan retracted his finger again: "How much is this?"

Fat Male: "...Zero?"

"boom--!"

Tang Yan punched him unconscious, then stood up, shook his aching hand, and said to the fainted male on the ground: "It's good to know, you wasted 10 minutes of my precious time."