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Chapter 85 Social Services



There was such an ancient poem circulated in the Chris Empire:

[Warrior from afar, if you come from afar, your crown will be decorated with glittering golden vines.

If you are unarmed, the rose with thorns will become your invincible weapon.

If your road ahead is dark, a white dove will stop on your shoulder to point out the direction.

When you go through the thorns and thorns to the end, Crystal White Orchid will stretch its branches and leaves, and hold the treasure that belongs to the brave. 】

An ordinary poem actually alludes to the four most prominent dukes of the empire at the beginning of the founding of the country.

The totem of the royal family of Chris is the golden silk king vine, which represents power;

The totem of the Shelleyne family is a spiked rose, which represents killing;

The totem of the Sirio family is a white dove, representing wisdom;

The totem of the Ilvisa family is crystal white orchid, which represents wealth.

These four surnames are in a sense synonymous with nobility.Because of the powerful combination of bloodlines, most of the high-level males in the empire were born in their family.Therefore, in order to ensure the prosperity of future generations, intermarriage between the four families is already an unwritten rule.

It's a goddamn, fucking, unwritten rule.

Xie Lan maintained his aristocratic demeanor and never uttered dirty words, but this did not mean that he would not curse this damned rule with the most vicious language in his heart.

Seeing the unsettled male with obscene eyes on the opposite side of the coffee table, Xie Lane was in an extremely bad mood.But the worse his mood was, the bigger the smile on his lips was, like a blooming rose, dazzling and eye-catching.

Sirio has the same taste as many males, and he likes delicate females, but he is still forced to marry many strong military females as female servants according to the empire's regulations——

It's okay, don't like it, but it's still quite durable when whipped.

Sirio looked up and down from the air at Shelaine's slender and strong waist, although he was not satisfied, but fortunately that face was quite delicate and eye-catching.It must be very interesting to smash his proud self-esteem and kneel on the ground crying with red eyes.

Thinking about it this way, he was not so dissatisfied with the marriage arranged by the family.

The meeting was facilitated by the elders of the two families, but it was a pity that Xie Lan didn't say a word the whole time.He noticed the lewd gaze of the male on his body, and moved his white-gloved fingertips slowly, suppressing the urge to poke something blind.

God of Worms,

Why can Youan, who was born as a commoner, marry a male who cared for him, but he had to match up with this kind of garbage?

Where did I lose?

It is obvious that he was born in a nobler and more excellent way, isn't he?

Xie Lan lowered his eyelids to cover the condensation in his eyes. The disobedience and arrogance in his heart made him straighten his back a bit, but he couldn't hide the aggrieved feeling of being forced to bow his head.

Sirio sat for a while, then looked at the time impatiently, thinking that Shelaine, like most military females, was really boring.He simply stood up from the sofa, with a high-pitched tone, with the arrogance unique to males: "Major General Xie Lane, I have an appointment with a friend to go to the Cardi Club in the afternoon. If there is nothing else, I will go first. Engagement matters, you and my housekeeper Just discuss it."

His six female attendants were guarding the door, while Sirio left in a flying machine surrounded by a group of insects.

Sheilaine sat on the sofa indifferently.He crossed his legs, chuckled disdainfully, and slowly uttered two words from his delicate thin lips to the empty living room: "Trash, trash—"

"Shelane, watch your wording."

At some point on the second floor, a serious-looking female insect appeared.Like Xie Lane, he has a pair of rare purple eyes, and he is his female father: "The noble female should not speak foul words, and should not complain about the future male master."

Sheilain paused after hearing the words, then reluctantly got up from the sofa, leaned over and apologized.He raised his eyes and looked directly at the female insect upstairs, without avoiding the slightest: "I'm sorry, please forgive my rudeness just now, but the female father... must be him?"

Shailene's last words were in a deep voice.

The Duke of Eaton Shelaine frowned: "Shelaine, I don't want you to match the royal family, but the A-level male of the Ilvisa family has already married the female monarch, do you want to be his female servant?"

"Xilein, this surname has been passed on to you, don't let it die."

Shelaine's full name is Aya Shelaine.But whether it is his colleagues in the military or the outside media, they are used to calling him Major General Xie Lane.This means that he can already take on the heavy responsibility of the family, and can also continue the glory of the bloodline.

"..."

Xie Lan slowly straightened up without speaking, because it was impolite to contradict the elders.

Come on, he thought, the males of the Ilvesa family are not much stronger.

The Duke of Eaton finally reminded in a deep voice: "Your period of mental violence is coming soon, don't forget to inject inhibitors regularly, if you accidentally appear in the shape of a worm, it will scare the male worm."

Male?

Unexpectedly, a pair of green eyes flashed in Xie Lan's mind, with a hidden cold light, just like the color in the depths of the collapsed forest, mysterious and distant, inviting people to explore.

That male worm doesn't look timid, he doesn't know what the other party is doing now...

Since Tang Yan knocked out the fat male that day, not long after, two interstellar policemen came to the door: "Your Excellency Tang Yan, I'm sorry to disturb your time, but we received a message from a male lord yesterday. I don’t know if the accusation that you beat him inhumanely at the aircraft store is true?”

Tang Yan just woke up and didn't understand the situation, but when he saw two policemen standing at the door, his brain came back to him.With one hand in his pocket, he lazily leaned against the door frame, thought for a moment, and then hummed casually: "I hit you, what's wrong."

Because he had just woken up, his voice was still low and hoarse, so sexy that his legs were weak.

The attraction of males to females is natural and deadly.

The two interstellar policemen barely settled their minds, stumbled and said: "Your Excellency Tang Yan, I'm sorry, because according to the records of Xingwang files, you have had 19 bad records before this, and you have accumulated 20 times including this time. According to According to the Imperial Male Protection Act, you don’t have to go to prison to serve your sentence, but you must perform ten days of social service, you see..."

They were very afraid that the male worm in front of them would go into a rage and start beating them, so Qiqi took a few steps back without showing any signs of it.

social service?what?

Tang Yan frowned, and slowly remembered that this seemed to be the legendary "Volunteer of Love".Because of the disparity in the ratio of males and females in the Chris empire, many females may not have the opportunity to contact males in their lives, so many males who have committed crimes will be assigned to some public places to perform social services.

A series of activities such as serving as medical assistants, distributing public welfare leaflets on the streets, and visiting orphans, widows, and old bugs.

Tang Yan is obviously not suitable for doing this, he frowned: "Can't I change it to something else?"

The interstellar policeman was frightened by the low air pressure around him, and whispered: "Your Excellency, I'm sorry, because you have accumulated 20 previous criminal records, you cannot use fines to offset them, so you have to go to the medical department of the First Army. Ten days of community service."

"Ok?"

Tang Yan's ears suddenly caught some sensitive words, and he raised his eyelids: "Where did you go to the medical department?"

Interstellar Police: "First Army."

Tang Yan was worried that he had no reason to go to a heavily guarded place like the military headquarters to get to know Xie Lanen, but the opportunity came to him, God helped him.Seeing the interstellar police holding electronic shackles in their hands, he stretched out his hands for the first time: "Let's go."

Topaz was wearing an apron and was diligently cleaning the living room. When he heard the movement from the door, he immediately squeezed over: "What happened? What happened?"

The interstellar police guessed that he might be Tang Yan's male father, and said regretfully: "I'm sorry, sir, because your cub beat him. You need to accept ten days of social service, please..."

do not be sad.

However, before these four words could be uttered, they saw that Topaz covered his mouth in surprise, and asked excitedly: "Really? It's really... that's great, when can you Take him away?"

Humans can form a habit in seven days. After Tang Yan's experiment, the Zerg is shorter, only three days.During the days he traveled here, Topaz, who was eating and waiting to die, had been trained by him to become an all-round male who could wash clothes, mop the floor, cook and eat with one hand.

The whole Zerg couldn't find the second one.

It is conceivable that Topaz regarded Tang Yan as a terrifying existence like a devil.Now that he heard that he was about to be arrested to do social service, he was so excited that tears almost filled his eyes.

Interstellar Police: "..."

This father and son is really very strange.

Tang Yan saw Topaz's performance in his eyes, and he smiled at the interstellar police: "Wait a minute, I will change clothes."

Yuba closed the door with a click, isolating the scene inside.

Tang Yan turned around, put his hands in his pockets, looked at Topaz expressionlessly, and smiled after a while: "My dear Xiongfu, you seem to be very happy about my imprisonment?"

It was only then that Topaz realized that he was overwhelmed with joy just now, and immediately picked up the broom on the ground to sweep the floor seriously: "No, no, no, you heard wrong, you can go at ease, just leave it to me at home."

Tang Yan touched his pocket, tore a piece of fruit candy and threw it into his mouth. When there was no smoke, he could only temporarily rely on this to relieve his hunger for quitting smoking: "Really, then in the next ten days, I hope you can insist on cleaning every day, and I will check when I come back."

Topaz didn't dare to be angry anymore, pointed at the housekeeping robot in the corner and said, "But...but the housekeeping robot has been repaired..."

For God's sake, he doesn't want to do those damn chores anymore!Those are the things that female insects should do!

Tang Yan was a little surprised and asked back: "Fixed?"

Topaz nodded again and again: "Yes... yes..."

"Crack-!"

I saw Tang Yan walked up to the housekeeping robot, kicked the shell of the machine flat, and smashed the display screen with a punch.He patted the ashes on his hands, and said as a matter of course: "Now it's broken, so please continue to clean it."

It's rare to transform a waste male into a decent looking one. It's a pity to give up halfway. Anyway, doing more housework is good for physical and mental health, and the bug won't die.

After finishing all this, Tang Yan went into the room to pack some change of clothes under Topaz's frightened and angry eyes, and went out with her bag after washing.

None of the males of the Chris Empire can stand on the stage alone. Of course, there are also many males who commit crimes.They are generally C and D grades, which can be regarded as the bottom of the male insect world.

Accompanied by the interstellar police, Tang Yan boarded an aircraft, and as soon as he got on, he saw about a dozen male insects sitting inside.All of them look arrogant, sitting or not sitting, very much like the hooligans of later generations.

The interstellar policeman whispered to Tang Yan a little apologetically: "I'm sorry sir, please find a place to sit, and we will send you to the medical department of the First Army later."

Tang Yan said thank you without emotion.

He saw a seat by the window at the back of the aircraft, and walked straight over, but before he could take his seat, a C-class male stepped on the seat directly, and said in a harsh tone: "Damn guy, go to the side, here The place is mine."

Seeing this, the female escort in the cockpit frowned, afraid of causing any conflict, she anxiously stopped her: "Your Excellencies, please don't quarrel."

The provocative C-rank male was arrested to do social service, and he was in a terrible mood. Hearing this, he sneered and said, "I can quarrel as much as I want, even a female dares to talk to me like that. Believe it or not, I'll go to the military department to complain to you."

There is no doubt that even if the male is at fault for this kind of thing, as long as the complaint is made to the above, the female must be punished.

The army female turned pale, and was about to say something, but was stopped by her companion: "Forget Mir, don't argue with them, it would be bad if you get punished."

Tang Yan was calm from the beginning to the end, because he didn't like to quarrel.Staring at the unsightly leg on the seat, he slowly sharpened the toe of his shoe, and then stepped on it without warning——

"Crack-"

It was the sound of bones breaking, and the world was completely clean.

No matter how badly the housekeeping robot is broken, this male is hurt as much.He didn't even have time to let out a scream, and he fainted with a click.

Tang Yan really prefers to fight directly.Amid the frightened eyes of the males around him, he threw the fainted male into the aisle, then patted the ashes on the seat, sat on it directly, pulled the zipper of his coat to his chin and closed his eyes to rest.

The military female who was in charge of the escort turned a blind eye, pretending she didn't see it.They stood at the door of the cockpit and looked at Tang Yan quietly, whispering, unable to hide their excitement.

"Insect God, he is really handsome, I don't know if there is a female attendant."

"Be sober. Your Excellency is not yet an adult. He is indeed very handsome, but as you can see, his personality is also very bad."

"No, no, he has a great personality, and he even said thank you to me just now."

"You must have auditory hallucinations, how can a creature like a male beg to thank you."

"Damn it, are you questioning my hearing?!"

The technology of the Zerg is thousands of years ahead, and the speed of the aircraft is more than a star and a half faster than the transportation on the earth.At least Tang Yan felt that the aircraft had arrived at its destination without squinting for a while.

"Your Excellencies, please get out of the car in an orderly manner."

The military headquarters of the imperial capital is quite large, and high-rise buildings made of translucent materials rise from the ground and go straight to the sky.There are many flying warships and micro-detectors floating in mid-air, and a red light will sweep over him from time to time, which is comparable to a sci-fi blockbuster in country M.The military females patrolling at the door are one after another, invisible and strict.

Tang Yan couldn't help but look twice more.


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