The Married Life Of Immortals

Chapter 59: Please Don’t Kill Me



In the morning, Bane was the first to wake, but he didn't move a muscle, staring at the figure in his arms. The same arms that were wrapped around Lysia's much more mature form, pressing into her now much larger and softer body. His face was pressed into her hair, and his hand was pressed against soft skin that was being barely contained by the night dress Lysia was wearing.

Bane knew he was in hot water, but any movement was sure to wake Lysia. Still, getting out of the bed was Bane number priority because his body was also older. The precarious position he was in was starting to stir things inside of him. He hadn't been awake long, but it was more than enough time for the blood to begin rushing.

"Ah, dammit," Bane grumbled, but then a soft moan escaped Lysia's mouth, and he froze, or at least more of him did.

"Stop poking me in the back so hard," Lysia grumbled, still clearly not awake yet, and then she shoved her much more shapely ass into Bane's hips.

Bane tried to take his hand away to get away, but Lysia grabbed it with a growl, squeezing it back down onto her barely contained breast, then froze. Bane started to say a prayer in his head to anyone that would listen as he felt all two things start to happen.

The first was Lysia's entire body beginning to heat up because of the blush that was surfacing on her entire body. The second was that she was also drawing in all the mana in the surrounding area like a vacuum with a turbo charger attached to it.

“Oh, shit. Please don't kill me, and let go!" Bane pleaded, but Lysia was too flustered for words at this point.

Bane pulled his hand free, and tried to get out of the bed, hoping to run to the door and leave, but it was too late. Before he could make it two steps from the bed, Lysia rounded on Bane, and he froze, their eyes connected. Lysia's entire body and face were red enough to match a tomato, but then Bane's eyes fell to her midsection.

The silky pink night dress Lysia was wearing had fit her previous five year old body fine, but now it was straining, and the buttons were going to pop off. Her hips had widened, and her breasts were now threatening to burst through the buttons, and the top was now being pulled down from the sheer size of her now large chest. Even her panties could barely hold her hips and butt in, which looked as if they were trying to bust out, and the top of her panties were being pushed down due to lack of material.

"What do you think you are looking at?" Lysia growled in a low and menacing voice, but Bane decided he was already dead, so he was just going to go with it, and put his hands on his hips with a grin.

"I give! You are really as hot as you let on! That dress looks like it is about to bust open and give me more of a show that I am already getting!" Bane said with confidence while internally summoning mana to every vein in his body.

Suddenly, Lysia's color returned to normal, and her face became calm as she raised her hand at Bane. "I see. You choose death."

A large and very complicated green spell ring formed in an instant, and then a beam of condense wind slammed into Bane's chest. He was lifted off his feet and blasted through four walls before being ejected out of the building at light speed. His body bounced off two more buildings before Bane finally hit the ground and rolled to a stop.

"Ow," Bane groaned as he rolled over on the cobblestone, every muscle in his body screaming out as he healed at a rapid pace. As he lay there, a group of people gathered around him.

"Bane? Are you alright?" A familiar voice asked, and Bane looked up and over to see a young man covered in white bandages smiling at him.

"Ezio? Didn't I beat your ass yesterday thoroughly enough? Why the hell do you look so happy? Shouldn't you be coming to laugh at me, or at least give me a kick?" Bane groaned, but Ezio shook his head with a smile, and offered Bane a hand.

"No, I am here to thank you! Thanks to you, I had the best morning of my life today! Who would have thought that we would get our bodies back right after you forced me to confess to Morgana! We stayed up all last night talking, then we blacked out. When we came back to, our bodies had changed! I don't think I need to tell you what happened after that! All thanks to you, my friend!" Ezio laughed as he pulled the scowling Bane up.

"Well, at least one of us got a happy ending," Bane growled, and Ezio tilted his head.

"What do you mean? You don't have to worry about Lysia. Once she has calmed down a bit, she will be able to appreciate it," Ezio said, and Bane narrowed his eyes.

"Lysia is not like Morgana. Your woman is a completely reasonable person, it was you that was the dummy. Lysia probably isn't going to want to see me for a week, knowing her temperament," Bane grumbled, but Ezio laughed and patted Bane on the shoulder.

"You will be fine. Just wait a bit and go apologize. She will be alright," Ezio said, but Bane shook his head, pointing to his underwear.

"I can't wait, the damn woman made me move all my stuff to her room! I'm going to be sleeping in a field for a week at this rate!" Bane yelled, and the others gathered around him started laughing, and soon they were cheering him on.

"Don't worry about it, I will be your new bunk buddy! You can stay at my place till Lysia calms down!" Ezio laughed, but Bane shook his head, pushing the crowd out of his way.

"Hell no, you freak. We were just at each other's throat a day ago, and now you are like my best friend or something? Stop being a weirdo and go talk to your girl!" Bane barked, and Ezio laughed, turning to leave.

"Thanks for all the help! Good luck with your lady!"

"Yeah, yeah," Bane mumbled as he waved the others off.


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